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Scrooge Arsene Wenger is in big trouble

Selling Lassana Diarra was a mistake - now he needs to buy

Phil Scolari is feeling very Blue

Pressure is really starting to mount on Chelsea boss

Gianfranco Zola looks like a Lou-ser

He's in danger of becoming West Ham's worst-ever manager

You were just too honest, Keano

Sunderland boss could never hide his true feelings

You know that Sir Trev won't balls it up

Would you rather Brooking or Mawhinney teach kids football?

Remember who pays the bills, Keano!

TV money keeps all managers in multi-million contracts

Fergie and Co are 'olding up well

Premier League's fogies prove experience is key to success

Fabio Capello has always taken his time

And that's a lesson England chiefs need to learn

Michel Platini has the right idea

Football clubs should be about the fans, not the money

Roo can bank on Heskey for England start

Emile is more important to Capello’s World Cup plans than Wayne

Arsene Wenger is looking Champion

Europe is easier goal than Premier League for Arsenal

Steven Gerrard should get right back

That's the England position he must fill and there's no shame in it

Alan Curbishley got it all wrong

He never really understood the West Ham job

Theo Walcott isn't the answer for England

Arsenal midfielder looks lively but lacks impact against Andorra

England have to keep going with Owen

Fabio Capello must let Newcastle striker fulfil his goals dream

It's time to Beck out gracefully

David Beckham the brand should quit England now

It's going to be Juan to forget, Spurs

I can't see any glory at White Hart Lane this season

Put a Cap on the skipper row

FOOTBALL: Give Beckham back the armband

Adebayor is dough-lightful

Emmanuel Adebayor, Michael Vaughan, Cristiano Ronaldo, Juande Ramos, Tom Daley

Rooney isn't worth very much

Ronaldo has gone from strength to strength, while Wayne Rooney has stagnated