Lingerie Bowl babes

BRITISH sport is clearly lacking something - because America has the Lingerie Football League

Out goes those stupid padded outfits the male yanks insist on wearing for safety and in comes a range of increasingly skimpy and lacy undies worn by BUSTY BEAUTIES.

But despite not having a Lingerie Football League in this country, we all have a fair idea on what it would be like.

DRIBBLING would certainly be essential - although it'll mostly be coming from the male audience.

But then that's because they'll be too busy concentrating on the TWO FORWARDS.

As to the sight of two players DOUBLE TEAMING the girl with ball? We'll leave that to your imagination.

But it'll probably be the only game of football where PLAYING FOR THE OTHER SIDE will be positively encouraged.

And if they love a good TACKLE... BACK OF THE NET.

And see the below video to find out what all the fuss is about...