BLUBBY MARVELS

THIS is the emotional moment tearful Lions coach Ian McGeechan sobs his heart out after breaking down during the most brutal tour in rugby history.

McGeechan's blubbing is captured in a shocking new behind-the-scenes video which lifts the lid on the British and Irish Lions' savage and bloody summer tour to South Africa.

The 2¼ hour official DVD - on sale later this month - contains a staggering 194 swear words and shows:

* Doctors struggling to put prop Adam Jones' dislocated shoulder back as he lies on a dressing room couch with an oxygen mask around his head;

* Fellow Welsh forward Gethin Jenkins being treated for a smashed cheekbone which needed surgery and ruled him out of the game for six weeks;

* Doctors' concerns over Welsh fly- half James Hook's welfare as he loses memory and "deteriorates" alarmingly following a crunching blow to the head;

* Scot Fraser Hines needing an injection in a huge gash under an eye;

* The aftermath of the ferocious Second Test defeat which also left Irish centre Brian O'Driscoll severely concussed, Welsh centre Jamie Roberts with his arm in a sling and Irish stand-off Ronan O'Gara with a horrendous black eye.

The tour will always be remembered for Springboks thug Schalk Burger's cowardly gouging of Irish winger Luke Fitzgerald's eye - which resulted in an eight-week ban - and Bakkies Botha's wreckless charge on Jones which led to a two-week suspension.

As McGeechan admits in the documentary: "This place does not respect anything we stand for and it never has.

"They just want to make it physical. F*** all about the rugby. That's what we have got to be prepared for."

And, ironically, there is also a chilling prediction from assistant coach Warren Gatland before the 26-21 First Test defeat: "We're gonna go through some pain. We're gonna hurt today."

The casualties suffered during the tour were large. Euan Murray (broken leg), Stephen Ferris (knee), Jenkins, Jones and O'Driscoll all flew home before the end. Jamie Roberts' wrist injury ruled him out of the final Test.

Leigh Halfpenny, Tom Shanklin and Jerry Flannery were all injured before the players even flew out. While Rikki Flutey, Andrew Sheridan and Joe Worsley played through injuries which would normally have sidelined them.

Gethin Jenkins: In the wars

Team doctor James Robson insists: "The Second Test was one of the most brutal and injury-laden games that any of us have been involved in.

"And, sadly, some of the injuries have resulted in people going home.

"Gethin has a fractured cheekbone that has required surgery. That is him out of rugby for six weeks.

"Adam Jones dislocated his shoulder and that has necessitated him returning home for specialist opinion. Brian O'Driscoll was concussed and has gone home with Adam. Other debris includes Ronan O'Gara who has the worst swollen eye I have seen in many a year outside the boxing ring."

The tour was so vicious, even cuddly toy mascot Lenny the Lion is pictured needing treatment.

Distressing

But it is the sight of Scottish legend McGeechan in his final Lions tour, sobbing uncontrollably after giving his last pre-match team talk that is even more distressing.

In one of the most emotive scenes ever witnessed in a rugby video, McGeechan tries to hold back the tears before breaking down in forwards coach Graham Rowntree's arms as the enormity of the moment hits home.

It comes just seconds after giving this heart-rending speech ahead of the Lions' thumping 28-9 Third Test triumph over the Springboks in Johannesburg on July 4 which completed a 2-1 series defeat.

"Today will determine what we are," he says. "It will say everything about us.

"The biggest thing about what you earn in this jersey is a respect and a reputation. We can leave a legacy in this last game in this jersey for the players to pick up in four years.

"We can leave something that makes sure when people think about the Lions they think good. Some of you might be here to pick up the next jersey in four years, some of us won't be.

"Please, please give them something to play for and something to understand.

"Good luck, but play for everything that we want that jersey to be and everything you have made it so far."

It is just one of a number of inspirational speeches and foul-mouthed pep talks highlighted on the DVD. One, a rousing minute-long rant from skipper Paul O'Connell ahead of the first game, contains 16 F-words.

Another from Irish team-mate Donncha O'Callaghan ends: "Whatever you have to f***ing do to go f***ing bananas, get there."

McGeechan reveals the ferocity of the battle when he says: "I want a f***ing icicle about that long with a big point on it going right through to their f***ing hearts. I'm not interested in how many friends we win on the field."

Another scene shows Gatland's emotional team talk which inspired the Lions to their terrific Third Test triumph at Ellis Park.

"For some of you this will be the last time you ever wear this jersey," he snarls. Here is your opportunity to remember it - by beating South Africa out there on the Ellis Park pitch.

"The only f***ing way you earn respect against these c***s is by f***ing beating them. Nothing but a win is acceptable. For those guys, the last time you wear this shirt, f***ing remember it!"

The documentary contains a staggering 173 F-words. And another dressing-room scene shows England team-mates Phil Vickery and Andrew Sheridan squaring up just moments before the Third Test kick-off.

The explosive, £25 fly-on-the-wall documentary - which is exempt from a classification certificate - is set to become one of the biggest-selling sports videos in history. It is already No 1 on internet publishing site Amazon for pre-orders even though it is not released until October 19. The film crew were given access to all areas.

The documentary also reveals:

* How kit man Paddy O'Reilly was bound and gagged in a duvet and dumped in a hotel lift;

* Lions stars chatting up sexy Sharks cheerleaders in Durban;

* Welsh forward Andy Powell having his bare bum spanked by table tennis bats during a team-bonding session;

* Forward Tom Croft having his tackle bitten by a real lion during a safari.

In another hilarious scene during a dinner at the British High Commission, a pretty woman accuses players of looking at her bum.

Scrum-half Harry Ellis then lifts up her jumper to get a better look: "This is a Portuguese a***," she says. "Prove it," says Ellis.

Then England winger Ugo Monye tries his luck with the same girl.

"What's your name?" she asks. "Justin," he replies. "Just Incredible."

The banter continues on the team coach. Vickery, nicknamed Victor Meldrew because of his constant moaning, is drawn as winger Tommy Bowe's room-mate.

"I don't make f***ing cups of tea and I snore," says Vickery. "He's in for a miserable time."

And Lee Mears chips in: "I've got Philsy, the good-looking one. Hopefully, he'll bring some fit chicks back to the room and I'll hide in the cupboard like a good dwarf!"

But the last word, rightly, goes to McGeechan.

"You make sure a South African cannot live with you because that is what that badge on your jersey means," he tells his players.

Smile

"You carry it further, faster, for longer and the man opposite you, who can never wear it, suddenly realises how important it is. What I want to be able to do is pull a winning jersey off your back.

"From the west of Ireland to the north of Scotland, from the midlands of England to the west of Wales they will look at you, they'll smile and you'll have a welcome in their eyes that you cannot get any other way.

"Because they know how much it takes to win a Test in a Lions jersey. Don't swap your jersey. It's so personal because you affect people in four countries.

And they will look at you with that admiration with that respect of what you have done for them.

"And they'll be desperate, just to share the wearing of that jersey because of what you have put in.

"It's hanging on a peg. Have a look at it, put it on, just take it somewhere special this afternoon because everybody will see it, everybody will feel it.

"Good luck, boys."

Then followed the most brutal Test match in rugby history . . .

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