And Sir Alex Ferguson will have spent most of the last few days making sure it will be another 17 before Burnley's trick is repeated.
But, in the odd moment, you can be guaranteed Ferguson will have allowed himself a smile.
In defeat for his celebrated side, Ferguson was reminded why he is besotted by this beautiful, maddening game. He is the manager of a club that is nothing less than a global phenomenon.
Owned by American tycoons, revered in the Far East, a European superpower, a worldwide brand.
But where is the thrill? Where is the spine-tingling shiver that shook Turf Moor on a balmy Wednesday evening?
Where is football in the raw? Stripped of its commercial cloak - of its endless surveys by Deloittes, of its multi-billion TV deals, of its Ferraris, of its Rolexes, of its sprawling, tasteless mansions, of its tattoos, of its WAGs, of its yacht-owning, bodyguard-surrounded oligarchs.
Flittingly - bear in mind that the last two promoted teams to beat United were relegated in that same season - we had a glimpse of it five days ago. And Ferguson probably approved.
Approved that one game of football could make a working-class community forget the drudgery of everyday life in a town rendered irrelevant by the Blackberry-wielding, stock-dealing, bonus-pocketing parasites who have hijacked this country's values.

He hinted as much in his post-game reaction, magnanimously accepting defeat and dwelling on 'a great occasion'.
I bet he even envied Owen Coyle. In fact, I don't bet, I am sure.
In 90 minutes, Coyle had pumped life into a flatlining community, given a deathly-grey populace a golden hue.
Win another Premier League, another Champions League and what will Ferguson achieve?
A hike in United's value? A telegram from Florida from an owner who wouldn't know a diamond formation from a dollar bill, a George Best from a George Washington? A thank-you from Old Trafford guides who make a living peddling bull to tourists who believe football only started when the Premier League was formed?
Ferguson, reared on the streets of Govan, probably gazed through the smoke-glassed windows of the team coach as it navigated its way out of Burnley - and approved. It may eventually cost him another title. But he would have approved.
Because, like the rest of of us who adore this sport, he will have been reminded that there is a reason for a football club to exist. That reason is not to inflate the ego of a Russian tycoon. Not to showcase the wealth of an Arabian billionaire. Not to line the pockets of a stock market opportunist.
Football clubs should be the focal points of a community. Instead, they are currently lined up like airbrushed photos in an estate agent's window.
Everton, Birmingham, Newcastle, West Ham, Portsmouth.
Ah, Portsmouth. A club that almost deserves to go to the wall.
A club that built an FA Cup success on foundations of quicksand. A club whose hierarchy - chief executive Peter Storrie and former manager Harry Redknapp - were happy to spend the money of a guy they clearly knew little about.
To buy players - and don't forget, it wasn't long ago that humble Pompey supplied FIVE England internationals - they must have known the club could ill-afford.
Storrie still collects his seven-figure salary, Redknapp saw the signs and scarpered. Peter Crouch, Glen Johnson, Lassana Diarra, Jermain Defoe et al have fled.
Portsmouth, a club which should have similar values to Burnley but were turned doe-eyed by the reported wealth of an exotically-named buyer, lost sight of its real reason to exist. And that is why its existence is threatened.
Sad. Very sad.
Portsmouth could never fill a 40,00-seater stadium, as was once suggested. It could never attract genuine stars, as it tried to do when offering Defoe, Diarra and the like eye-watering deals. But it could have lifted a community. In the same way as Burnley Football Club has.
They may emulate Norwich and Wolves - the previous two promoted teams to beat Manchester United - and be relegated. They may not win another game this season. But they have restored faith in the fundamental, uplifting powers of football.
Powers that don't need generating by oil largesse. For that, Owen Coyle and Burnley deserve thanks.
And I suspect Sir Alex, for all the baubles of his success, would be the first to offer them.
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Mate, Portsmouth have been Burnley - the plucky risers, just glad to be in the top flight and scuff the shin of big-time opponents.
Then we dared to dream and won the FA Cup. Don't hate us for it. Now the best players are gone and we're back in survival mode. Which is where we would have been all along if we hadn't splashed the cash and chased the dream.
Do you think Burnley - if they survive long enough - wouldn't chase the same dream? No chance.
By KiwiPompey. Posted August 25 2009 at 12:53 PM.
Excellent article, not only Fergie realised many United fans also all very complimentary about our club which after 33 years is music to my ears.
By IAN HOLDSWORTH. Posted August 25 2009 at 11:16 AM.
Thank you for this scintillating column written with brilliance highlighting the town of Burnley and Burnley FC .
I do vouch that Burnley have fans all over the world .I am just sending my message from Mauritius .
A great club like Burnley never dies .They have been in oblivion since long .This is a great awakening and a club to follow.
By Bhurdwaz Mungur . Posted August 24 2009 at 1:08 PM.
An excellent appraisal of what football is all about in a small town club.
The relationship between Burnley Football Club and the people of Burnley is almost unique in this country. When you walk around the town or talk to it's inhabitants they almost all support Burnley and it is extremely rare to see a football top representing another club except on matchdays.
The club and the town (and its exiles) are like a family. That is why the per capita attendance at Turf Moor is probably the highest in England despite the close proximity of so many Premier League and Coca-Cola League clubs.
By Mike Price. Posted August 23 2009 at 12:08 PM.
Cheers Andy- good article- and the Utd fans that posted kind comments.
As a claret, Wednesday night probably made me feel how you felt when you wont the Champs league Vs Munich in Barca.
I don't think TV captured how the Turf rocked that night. Was worth the 27 year wait for me personally.
By Rob Duckworth. Posted August 23 2009 at 11:57 AM.
BRAVO, 100% spot-on
By mike. Posted August 23 2009 at 10:37 AM.
What a great article. i am a lifelong manchester united fan but after the game i sent Burnley an Email to thank them for a wonderful game of football played with the correct spirit. i hope with all my heart that they stay up. Alex please send all our loan players to them.
By Carl warmington. Posted August 23 2009 at 9:17 AM.
Great article Andy. I totally agree with you football has sold its soul to the devil as it now a business. Even though I am a United fan I acknowledge that this result showed us why we love football, because any eleven has a chance with a hardworking ethic.
By Rory. Posted August 23 2009 at 1:59 AM.
Brilliant column!! Too many people would have been quick to attack Man united, as the focus is all on united post-Ronaldo.Football is way too fast moving away from its roots and becoming a "billionaires plaything".Even as a United fan, its refreshing to see a club who has stayed close to its roots. Its a long time since I seen passion from supporters as I seen from the Burnley crowd on Wednesday night, hopefully some other clubs will follow suit and reward local fans like they do rather than chase the next few pound on offer.
By David Dillon. Posted August 23 2009 at 1:08 AM.