The money men have spent so much time courting the rich and famous, maybe Manchester City should relocate to Monaco.
Mark Hughes is the man playing roulette, gambling his future on a galaxy of stars brought in from the world's gaming tables.
City's manager missed out on Kaka and Terry, but still made a small dent in Sheikh Mansour's fortune by spending more than £100million this summer.
They want top four and Hughes must finish among the elite to survive another season at Eastlands. It's 50:50, down to a shake of the dice after another summer of upheaval at City.
Hughes knows the stakes involved, the risks associated when a team starts rubbing shoulders with the high-rollers at the top of the Premier League.
City have watched the trophies pile up at Old Trafford, but the gambling chips are in the hands of Hughes after he dared to dream.
Hughes, a decent, honourable and noble man, deserves this chance.
They have called it on by pinching Carlos Tevez from United, boldly signing Gareth Barry when he was bound for Liverpool, and paying a king's ransom for Emmanuel Adebayor.
There is a price to pay for stealing the stars and City are the soft target, a sizeable scalp for anyone earning under £100,000 a week at other clubs.
They asked for this, adopting a scattergun approach to the transfer market as Hughes assembles a team to compete at the top.
There is a touch of glitz and glamour about City again, with the whole world waiting for the superstars in the goldfish bowl to start swimming against the tide.

Tevez swapped guaranteed wins for potential losses at City, a turbulent, potentially traumatic ride that will be exhilarating one minute, exhausting the next.
The City striker will be puffing out his cheeks whenever they slip up, asking for the score from the Stretford End as they try to stay the pace.
At times the football will be breathtaking, creating a new way of playing as Tevez, Adebayor and Robinho run rings around opposition defenders.
The City Way will become their trademark, a new style, a swagger that is referred to across the country as they capture the imagination.
Full of running and full of flair, their forward line will strike fear through opposition defences.
A look at the bench, with Craig Bellamy scowling and Roque Santa Cruz stirring, will be added motivation. They will be ready to strip off at a moment's notice and maximize the mayhem.
Then it will be high-fives, elaborate dances down by the corner flag and a queue of team-mates paying tribute to their remarkable talents.

The supporters will rush down from the stands, reaching out to touch the hands of the players as they celebrate another three Premier League points.
Let the good times roll, with everyone at Eastlands caught up in the land of make-believe by a manager who can make it all happen.
Then there will be the dark moments, when internationals fail to return from duty on time or pull muscles whenever the established order are in town.
Those are the pitfalls of managing a dressing-room busting with egos and bulging bank balances, signing superstars when there is so much at stake.
For Hughes to break the cycle and become the first "other" team since Everton to finish in the top four, he must control those swollen egos.
Tevez will instantly win the hearts of City's supporters, breaking out of that infamous billboard to become a blue-nose. Wearing his heart on his sleeve, he will whip them into a frenzy, fulfilling the fans' fantasies with his energy and endeavour.
He will be the pick-me-up when times are tough, pulling the team out of losing streaks and knitting the personalities back together.
Tevez is captaincy material, a potential binding agent for a team who will be at risk the moment they are rumbled by the opposition.
Hughes will have his hands full, ignoring the warning signs around Adebayor's neck when he forked out £25m for a whole load of Togolese trouble.
Adebayor's talent is undeniable, a hooked effort against Villarreal in last season's Champions League quarter-final in Spain underlining his class. Then came his scandalous performance in both legs of the semi-final against United, missing in action when his team needed his magic.
City will suffer his manufactured mood swings, something they are accustomed to after Robinho's first season in England.
His guarantee of goals, along with his creative streak, can spark City's surge up the table, shrugging off the shackles as they settle in for the season.
They are already awash with optimism, determined to emerge from the shadows of the steeply-banked, cantilevered stands at Old Trafford.
It will take time before this team is capable of racking up the 90 points or more needed for a run at the title, but that is the end game.
In the short term they are in danger of ripping the heart and soul out of the team by buying in players for sky-high prices and space-age salaries.

They risk alienating fans' favourites such as Shaun Wright-Phillips but others, such as Stephen Ireland, will be safe in the short term.
The absence of Europa League football will help, with rivals United, along with Chelsea, Liverpool and the increasingly vulnerable Arsenal, playing 60 or more games with their Champions League commitments.
It all points to a top four finish for City. That, or Hughes' number will sadly be up.
BIG HOPE: The Arab millions mean that City need to establish themselves among English football's elite and finish in the top four, not to mention control a dressing room full of superstars. Achieve that and Mark Hughes will be Manager of the Year
KEY IN: Emmanuel Adebayor (Arsenal) £25m
KEY OUT: Elano (Galatasaray) £8m.
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Am a Chelski Fan, Why are you all jealous of Man City, I can see the Jealousness in your Jealoused Manager, SAF, Lets wait and see how Tevez Adebayor will dazzle ur Defence, huhhhhhhhhh
By BissyBody.. Posted August 9 2009 at 9:40 AM.
Hughes looked like a man possessed, spending so much money trying to buy instant success. He is lucky that he is financed by such a rich Sheik, any other billionaire would have given Hughes the boot a long time ago. well the test will be the coming season, either he makes it or die trying with the Sheik's money....
By bOROi.. Posted August 6 2009 at 3:09 AM.
I watched City's New signings, those that participated in Vodacom in South Africa, but Huges has a big task to do, because sellection will be his main challenge! Pirates & chiefs did out played the stars of man city what will Aston-villa or Spurs, Everton etc, Leave alone the Big four will do?
15 august is not far but believe me by January 31, 2010 there will be a different face on city's Bench(touch line) if Huges does not play his cards right!
I will be quoted wrong, but thats my analysis!!
Manu - for life!!
By Derrick- Durban.. Posted August 3 2009 at 11:25 AM.
I think city will not find it easy against blackburn as the stars will want desperately to win and they will make the mistakes..but as the game wears on..city will emerge winners and the confidence of a star sturded team will come around..city will rock the premier league this season.....
By Rashid.. Posted August 2 2009 at 9:43 PM.
Mark Hughes is going to lose the battle of the dressing room because he can not control the egos of the primma donnas he has been signing up.Secondly people appear to forget the African cup of nations comes up in march next year and he is going to lose the services of some of his signings.Finally whatever he achieves the financiers are going to finally want a world class coach to manage world class players.Mr Hughes i fear for you.
By Richard.. Posted August 2 2009 at 4:09 PM.
SB Arrogance ? Sorry mate, we have and never will be arrogant at CITY. Its not in our DNA ! Just look across the City in to the Borough of Trafford and you can buy arrogance by the skip load. Suppose that you are a just another red,who thinks that there are Utd and 3 other teams only entitled to compete for the Premier League and then only you are allowed to win it ? Any fairminded supporter would say that if their club had the finance, that they would want them to do exactly what City are doing and rattling the cages of that mini league of 4
By Glossop Blue.. Posted August 2 2009 at 2:24 PM.
SB where do you get your arrogance from? Our owners are men of dignity and class and whichever club you support are you telling me you wouldn't want their money at your club. This is the 1st time in a long time where city have been able to spend decent money in the transfer market, you say we won't reach the top 4 who cares, like it or not the owners are hear to stay which they have said on numerous occasions and the sooner people start to realise this the better, these people don't walk away from anything untill it's a success. A history lesson for you 10 yrs ago we had just come out of the third tier of english football, if any fans deserves some success its us. I don't care which team you support but if you want to know the meaning of arrogance there is a club not to far away from us based in trafford that is your arrogance.
By Dom.. Posted August 2 2009 at 9:10 AM.
Arrogance! What evidence do you have for arrogance? What is certainly coming out of the woodwork is jealously from other clubs fans that city have the money to spend.
City have never been an arrogant club. Always a true Manchester fan based club unlike United. Manchester is 3/4 blue and the Tevez sign is accurate.... Welcome to a blue Manchester
By NB.. Posted August 2 2009 at 6:38 AM.
City should hit the ground running this year, all signings have premiership experience with good solid clubs, non premiership recruits would need longer to settle. Let us wait until at least 10 games into the season before being judgemental.
By Japeal.. Posted August 2 2009 at 6:27 AM.
they wont finish in the top 4, hughes will be sacked and it will be a bargain basement of players at city come next season. they will also become the most disliked club in europe for their arrogance!
By SB.. Posted August 2 2009 at 6:14 AM.