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JOIN in the fun by signing up for our hilarious SMS joke service.

We've got literally hundreds of terrific rib-ticklers just waiting for you.

How about this one for starters: Ugly bloke walks in to a bar. Barman says: "No pigs in here." Bloke replies: "But it's a duck." Barman: "I know, I was talking to the duck."

Or what about the monk who refused anaesthetic for a tooth extraction? He wanted to transend dental medication.

There are loads and loads more available at the end of your mobile phone so get ringing folks and join in the fun.

Currently, this service only works for Vodafone customers.

To get your jokes sent, just follow these simple instructions:

1. Go to 'Messages' on your handset and type in NOW GAG.

2. Send the message to telephone number 8222.

3. Your joke will arrive within seconds.

Messages cost of 36p (inc VAT) and the service is only available to UK Vodafone and not available in Republic of Ireland.

Click here for full terms & conditions.