JLS top sex charts
THEY romped home with No1 hit Beat Again - but turns out JLS like to compete again . . . and again . . . and again.
The chart-topping boy-band have started a pulling league table to see which of them is the best with the babes.
The randy lads - who are all single (cue hysterical girlie screams) - have been romancing the ladies since finding fame on X Factor last year.
And in an eXSclusive interview with moi, ASTON MERRYGOLD, MARVIN HUMES, JONATHAN "JB" GILL and ORITSÉ WILLIAMS, admitted to keeping "score" in a points-based table.
Turns out it's one point for a kiss and three points for, er, well you know . . .
"I'm not top of the pulling league," admits Aston, 21. "We're all pretty even on that front. We're going to have a play-off to make it fair. A knockout round needs to be done!"
Well, I did a few XS calculations based on past conquests and rumoured lady links.
Aston currently tops the JLS Pulling League with ten points. Ortisé follows closely behind on eight, while Marvin scores six and bottom is JB with a lousy five points.
When it comes to tactics, Ortisé, 22, pipes up: "You have to wine and dine a lady first. It's all about serenading them."
Marvin, 23, then adds: "Chatting up a girl is hard. That opening line has to be good. It's like a sales job - you have to pitch yourself."
Or you can just say, 'Hi, I'm famous and I sing in JLS.'
But they reckon the fame hasn't helped them hold down a relationship as they've no time to commit.
Aston called it off with Natalia Rush when she started university last month, and Ortisé, split from dancer Aimee Bollington in August.
Something tells me the single thing is probably a good thing - I don't think their pulling table would go down too well with a partner.
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This article has 8 comments
ASTON MERRYGOLD....
Is The Fittes Boy In The Charts!!!
Love Him Sooo Much xxx
By Summer Townsend "). Posted November 6 2009 at 1:17 PM.
aston is the fittest by far
By jodie brown . Posted November 4 2009 at 12:02 PM.
Mmmm Marvin s the 1 for me,would eat him on toast,anyday...just say the wor babe and i'm there,hehe
By Maureen. Posted November 3 2009 at 2:02 PM.
Well I personally think they're all gorgeous, especially Aston. Each to their own!
By Kayleigh. Posted November 1 2009 at 6:55 PM.
Ive seen a lot uglier, they are not ugly at all I think they are quite handome. The lead singer could do with changing his hairstyle though, it looks quite gay.
By Jackie. Posted November 1 2009 at 2:37 AM.
I've got the grey cardigan look, all I need now is some extra Steradent on the dentures and I'll give those boys a run for their money.
By Tearful Chunt. Posted November 1 2009 at 1:56 AM.
hi jls i am single and looking for a lad that knows how to treat a lady
By nicole. Posted November 1 2009 at 12:51 AM.
I love their music but this is the ugliest boy band I've seen in a long time. Not one of them is any sort of a looker.
By bones. Posted November 1 2009 at 12:28 AM.