What's new Pussycat?

05/09/2009

BITCHING members of THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS have been told to stop digging their claws in - or they'll be thrown out with the kitty litter.

The warning follows a surge of abuse from the other girls aimed at NICOLE SCHERZINGER - the lead singer (you know, the only one anyone recognises).

The others, I forget their names, have been told they'll be FIRED and replaced with kitty clones.

A PCD insider said: "The band is NOT splitting up and Nicole is NOT recording a solo album.

"She WILL continue to be the star of the group and the main singer. If the other girls don't like this, they'll simply be replaced with a similar- looking performer."

Their management have a history of doing this. Last year redhead CARMIT BACHAR quietly left the group so the bosses just got bandmate JESSICA SUTTA to change her hair colour from brunette to red.

And guess what? Nobody noticed.

To prove a point, I've got my art wizards to play a little Guess Who with the PCD line-up.

See if you recognise which ones actually belong to the band. (And roll over the snap to see if you're right!)

Your comments

This article has 3 comments

i took my daughter to watch the pcd's live n it was ace and they all did there bit but nicole is the best singer but what other choice do they have ok they should leave n make here own band but hang on a min oh yes being realistic they wont get anywhere be greatful with what u got girls coz its not nicloles fault she's got talent.....................

By kerri allcock.. Posted September 27 2009 at 9:21 PM.

i think that lead singer should take back seat and let the other sing i mean they not very good singers live anyway so it wont make any different who sing

By nic.. Posted September 8 2009 at 12:51 PM.

nicole why do have the other girls in your group wen you can have your self you don't need them you can sing all by your self and all they do is dance and go yh ohh and that not big parts like you do

By jessie lauren simpson.. Posted September 7 2009 at 11:39 AM.

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