The ultimate wreckhead is pictured snogging the face off a girl pal in LA this week.
Peaches, 20, looked determined to turn her car crash life into a demolition derby during her trip to Hollywood. That kiss was part of a five-point plan to annoy the hell out of daddy Sir Bob . . .
First, find a grungy girlfriend and snog in public. Check.
Get a pointless 'Pinky' tattoo on a prominent part of body. Check.
Look at joining the weird Scientology religious cult. Check.
Arrange sleepover with troubled rocker COURTNEY LOVE. Check.
Have it all filmed for a primetime ITV telly series. Check!
My spy told me: "She went and got herself a new tattoo saying Pinky and then, when she was sure the cameras were on her, started kissing this girl to make out she was bisexual.
"Then she popped along to the Scientology Celebrity Centre and left with loads of information. She said she was considering joining. But we think she just wants to p*** off her dad."

Peaches also hung out with notorious hellraiser Courtney, ex wife of the late KURT COBAIN. A source said: "They slept over together."
It was all caught on camera for a new ITV1 show about celebs, being made by FEARNE COTTON.

The source added: "Peaches is excited about the show. She thinks it will change people's impressions of her."
A sham marriage followed by a sham lesbian romance.
How impressed am I?
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Wow! A chunky girl with chubby cheeks who probably didn't do to well in school. Why go to the trouble to post pictures of her? She has an "important" dad? Why not do what is right and let her disappear into the vast sea of uknown faces in the world and do everyone a favor.
By Jeff.. Posted September 20 2009 at 12:42 AM.
Woohoo i love peaches and i think her tattoes are awsum i just think you guys are moaning that she gets atrension becoz you lot dont get a lot of it :L
Go Girlie and enjoy yoruselff :)
By Aby.. Posted July 10 2009 at 10:36 PM.
Live it up, I know I would.
By twstdspirit.. Posted June 17 2009 at 6:45 PM.
Britains very own Paris Hilton... no talent, ordinary looks and prepared to do anything to get a headline
By Keith.. Posted June 16 2009 at 10:14 PM.
pointless, talentless and very annoying..
By jan.. Posted June 14 2009 at 4:41 PM.
Peaches claims she enjoys new york as there's less press attention! The girl LOVES attention and these pictures prove it..
By jan.. Posted June 14 2009 at 4:38 PM.
this hideous moron is like water melon, a complete waste of time and energy
By sez69.. Posted June 14 2009 at 2:45 PM.
She should be spending her money on a good plastic surgeon and take care of that mug of hers.
By iimmie.. Posted June 14 2009 at 12:15 PM.
You say she has a career....
What career would that be?
By Jason.. Posted June 14 2009 at 9:29 AM.
Please let her become a scientologist. Hopefully they'd brainwash her and take her out of our vision for a lifetime.
By mary millar.. Posted June 14 2009 at 7:08 AM.
Why do people want to put her on tv or take pictures of her??? Her dad was in a awful band how does that make her famous??
By James.. Posted June 14 2009 at 2:11 AM.
Good on you girl, enjoy yourself.
By Paul.. Posted June 14 2009 at 1:13 AM.
Never has there been a more pointless individual than peaches! What a moron! Talentless, unattractive & deeply irritating.
By phil k.. Posted June 14 2009 at 12:29 AM.
Oh it will change people's opinions of her alright... for the worse.. as if they weren't bad enough already! lol
By corri.. Posted June 14 2009 at 12:57 AM.