Madonna dumps Jesus for Moses
MADONNA has clearly got religion-no sooner has she dumped JESUS than she's taken up with MOSES.
Yes, you heard me right. And I can tell you that Jesus-that's her ex-isn't too happy about it.
But hey, Papa Don't Preach, so I'll just tell you how it is.
Madge, 50, enjoyed a string of secret dates in London last week with Jewish millionaire businessman ABRAHAM MOSES SCHIMMEL.
Just to confuse things, Moses (right) is also known as Marc in business circles (there's no Matthew, Luke or John though).
At 44, he's twice as old as Brazilian toyboy JESUS LUZ and doubly keen to step things up with the Queen of Pop.
But that's not going down too well with the young one. A source close to Madonna said: "It's bizarre, you couldn't find two men more different. Jesus isn't happy about her relationship with Marc, but she enjoys his company."
Apparently they have lots in common like Kabbalah and exercise. They are both divorced with kids and there's a deep spiritual connection that neither of them have ever experienced."
The friend went on: "Everyone thinks they would be great together. Marc's ready to take things to the next level. He knows Madonna needs time, but he doesn't think Jesus is right for her."
Madonna dumped Jesus (pictured with her above earlier this month as she started her unsuccessful attempt to adopt Malawi girl MERCY.
The pair were snapped together for the first time since the split in New York this week. The pal went on: "Madonna doesn't want to rush into anything serious but Marc has been brilliant for her. He's been her rock over the breakdown of her adoption in Malawi."
So has some other GUY too. Last week I told how her ex-hubby had been comforting Madge at a Kabbalah event in London.
Clearly Madonna's 11th commandment to Moses is: I shall not ditch all my men at once.
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This article has 40 comments
Unbelievable!There is a reason Kabbalah is 4 the selected few.Shame on u!
By Ms.X.. Posted June 21 2009 at 7:53 AM.
This woman simply disgusts me!
By bernadette.. Posted May 11 2009 at 4:24 PM.
I do not understand her fixation with Mercy. She could adpot another child to be sisters of her adopted son as she claimed. Helping one or two children is a nice gesture, but she could move on and try adopting another child as there are zillions around the world waiting to be adopted, so I cannot help thinking that part of the reason she does not let it go is because she needs to be center of attention all the time.
By Ana.. Posted May 11 2009 at 12:17 AM.
'Jacqueline' ..... she has plenty of professional help.... Who the hell do you think brings up her kids ?
By Tom.. Posted May 11 2009 at 12:11 AM.
A moving spirit.
There's a
moving and
delicate spirit
here, in my
mind, like
a pretty desire
in the light
of a young
dove.
Francesco Sinibaldi
By Francesco Sinibaldi.. Posted May 10 2009 at 3:34 PM.
What's going on with these comments, are they about some other very important "news"?
Anyhow, great news about Madonna again, showing she really cares about little Mercy. I knew she wouldn't disappoint me!
By Jackie.. Posted May 10 2009 at 8:51 AM.
its one thing if she is hot but she is so dam ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mind u she does have a decent ass.
what happend to the shocher you were going out with?
By shloime.. Posted May 4 2009 at 12:06 PM.
I think madonna should move to italy and take up gardening -just normal
By linda.. Posted April 29 2009 at 7:56 PM.
and once more G'D shows us his power : how HE could bring 2ppl, both as stupid as u can find, 2gether -
By moshe.. Posted April 28 2009 at 8:44 PM.
All the Shiurim under the sun could not get you ready for this. Whatever feelings Mr Moshe has for Madonna the embarrassment and shame he has brought to his wonderful parents and family is beyond belief. If he is a half decent bloke (which I doubt) he will simply walk away.
By Ich' bin ain mumzer.. Posted April 24 2009 at 8:08 AM.
vos is dus... nobody know the facts and if you learnt shmiras haloshon you will see that unless there is 2 witnesses you can not accuse. This is pure motzie shemra. Moses could be in touch with madonna as friends or possibly business for anyone knows.
By shmiel yankel dovid brecher.. Posted April 23 2009 at 5:34 PM.
I am not close to the case even though I do know Family schimmel well, This must be devastating for all concerned but I would be the last to judge Moishy, only someone who has been there knows the pain of split relationships and all that goes with it.
By Joe simons.. Posted April 22 2009 at 10:20 PM.
never mind moshe schimmel being a disgrace modonna has let me down i wldve expected her to find s1 more attractive than him!! omgd! it aint his money shes after so wot the heck does she see in him..... well well love is blind aye!!!
By chloe.. Posted April 22 2009 at 8:05 PM.
Amazing how many of you are quick to judge someone else without knowing the facts and even if you think you know the facts you should mind your own business!
By mike.. Posted April 22 2009 at 12:55 PM.
Shame on you Moishe Schimmel! This is a far cry from the yeshiva boy we all knew in Arosa back in the days I feel sorry for your wife and children. One day you will wake up and realize that you are left with NOTHING. Wake up and smell the coffee!!
By Skim.. Posted April 21 2009 at 9:36 PM.
Shame on you Moshe Schimmel! Give Efrat a get already and let her get on with her life!!
By cherry.. Posted April 21 2009 at 10:06 PM.
what insane and and mad comments these all are!! crikey religion is a killer. madonna is fantastic. and i love her.
By maggie.. Posted April 21 2009 at 7:35 PM.
i am very close to moses, and i can promise you all that there is absolutely nothing going on there. Moses, being divorced himself, met up with maddona to chat with her and help her out with her recent divorce. The only truth in this article is that they share hobbies such as kabbalah and excersize.
By mr x.. Posted April 21 2009 at 5:41 PM.
Mozes ur a discrace 2 ur religon.
By Yankle.. Posted April 21 2009 at 7:29 AM.
I've never known anyone have such quick and deep spiritual connections as Madonna. Desperately seeking youth and attention!
By Jazztastic.. Posted April 20 2009 at 10:40 PM.
Madonna still is a role model for old pensioners.
By Evelien.. Posted April 20 2009 at 7:56 PM.
Top choice!
By Kesty.. Posted April 20 2009 at 4:03 PM.
Oh, no - not you again - I thought you fell off your horse and we wouldn't hear about you for a while.
By Richo.. Posted April 20 2009 at 3:30 PM.
Her bush is still burning at 50. Throw her into the Dead Sea where she belongs.
By Clyde McBride.. Posted April 20 2009 at 4:56 AM.
I hear that the 12 apostles are next.
By Michelle.. Posted April 20 2009 at 1:25 AM.
And she is trying to puzzle out why she wasnt allowed to adopt again? What kind of role model is she to her children. It would seem to me that she puts her needs first. It is Madonna who needs a parent to guide her not the other way around. Try speaking with the cabin crew or hotel staff who see her getting on and off planes with David in her arms, what isnt seen are the Nannies who look after the children when the journalists arent around. Sorry Madonna but at the present time you are deserving what you get.
By Jacqueline.. Posted April 19 2009 at 5:37 PM.
this woman needs professional help
By nell.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:03 PM.
So must Pontius pilot and Barabas,
By Lorna Wanstall.. Posted April 19 2009 at 10:49 AM.
Mathew, Mark Luke and John must be shaking in there boots.
By Lorna Wanstall.. Posted April 19 2009 at 10:47 AM.
No wonder her latest adoption attempt failed, what stability can she really offer? Yes she's minted but her love life is a mess! I feel sorry for anyone having to live with such a huge ego!
By Sarah Peet.. Posted April 19 2009 at 10:11 AM.
Madonna is right to choose moses.
By Daniel.. Posted April 19 2009 at 9:46 AM.
Wait till Judas finds out !!!
By Caca.. Posted April 19 2009 at 4:57 AM.
theres plenty of room for a girl with her morals down my place
By B L Seebub.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:33 AM.
oh no, what have i started?
By jenny siss.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:29 AM.
this won't end well
By Buka Rever-Lation.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:38 AM.
i reckn there is more to this story than meets the eye.. where's the original?
By Dedsy scrolls.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:46 AM.
sssshh y'all, i'm try to get the baby to sleep
By Wayne Mainger.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:53 AM.
Mother of God, I love Madonna.
By St. Catherine.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:14 AM.
its alright for you icarus but im frankly terrified
By Elijah Samson.. Posted April 19 2009 at 1:24 AM.
May i be the first to congratulate the material girl on her biblically based technique for choosing mr right.
By Icarus Jones.. Posted April 18 2009 at 9:23 PM.