Robbie: LA or bust

ROBBIE WILLIAMS' missus is trying her hand at Escapology.

She hates life with him in Britain so much that she's given him an ultimatum - come back to America with me or I'm off!

Robbie convinced his girlfriend AYDA FIELD to relocate from LA to ye olde Wiltshire.

But she now regrets the move and wants to jump back across The Pond.

The gorgeous model sacrificed the glitz and glamour of Hollywood to live the romantic dream with Robbie in one of Britain's most beautiful rural heartlands.

The only problem is that Robbie's not exactly putting his heart into it. My source revealed: "Ayda is not happy here. Rob painted her a very romantic picture of life in the UK to convince her to come."

But since Ayda has joined him in Britain, Robbie seems to have withdrawn into his own little world again and can't be bothered to entertain her.

"He stays home most of the time and only wants to go out for the football or to play poker," added my source.

"She feels isolated and misses her friends and lifestyle. She wants to go back to LA and has asked him to come with her.

"And if Robbie says no then she's prepared to call time on the relationship."

Ohh er missus! Since coming back to mighty Blighty, Robbie's been acting a little strange to say the least.

First he was spotted looking like WACKO JACKO wearing a ski-mask, then he visited crop circle sites (probably looking for Scientology nut-job TOM CRUISE).

Then he joins the local poker club before taking his hot date to a footie match - on VALENTINE'S DAY!

It's no wonder Ayda's decided to up sticks from the sticks and head back to the concrete streets of LA.

Though you'd think with the name Field, she wouldn't mind a bit of countryside.

Your comments

This article has 23 comments

You all make me laugh, commenting on him... and her... like you know either of them!

By Me.. Posted September 4 2009 at 11:48 PM.

This really does go to show that Robbie is a tedious little runt. He has a selfish streak which is supported by his own love of himself. Poker and football, how boring - as many footballers and fans are! Ayda has seen the man on his home turf and she has seen the truth about this false little has-been character.

By Andy.. Posted May 10 2009 at 4:52 AM.

send her back rob!!
i will sit in with you 24/7 with no complaints lol

By wendy.. Posted March 29 2009 at 4:23 AM.

Let her come back to the USA, Robbie doesn't need her. I am a Jamaican Brit. living in the USA, Robbie is my favourite English artist, does her ever tour america, I have been trying to see him for years.
Come on Robbie make the tour happen.

By Roni.. Posted March 11 2009 at 2:55 AM.

I think they should break up and stay as friends. The timing is just really wrong right now. I am sure they really love each other but they both need to grow up. Robbie is keen on becoming a father but I don´t think Ayda is yet ready to become a mother. Give her few more years and she will realise what is important in life. Now she wants to hang out with her friends but in the future her mind will change. She just needs some time to understand that.

By Milia.. Posted March 4 2009 at 9:40 AM.

Either way hope it works out x

By annemarie.. Posted March 3 2009 at 8:46 PM.

Mapi - anymore cliches you would like to use.

I think you will find that alot of the comments are tongue in cheek.
I think it is pretty pathetic of his girlfriend to say move back to LA or it is over - she needs to grow up. I don't live in my home country and sometimes i would rather be back in the UK but i don't threaten my husband with ultimatums like that!

Dump her Rob - there are plenty of British girls available

By Auslish.. Posted March 2 2009 at 2:01 AM.

give her the british welcome folks why not .
jealousy is not attractive btw . ladys .

By twinkle .. Posted March 1 2009 at 10:34 PM.

hi jordan i hope you all ok at home say hi to peter and kids love you all im amy by the way

By Amy.. Posted March 1 2009 at 6:59 PM.

I will stay home with you Robbie ! and do random things like crop circle hunting. Was wondering if that was why you moved to Mysterious Wiltshire, I worked at Clouds House as a cleaner when you were having a life change, seems a long time ago now. Take lots of care, I hope all works out ok for you both x

By Alison Charter.. Posted March 1 2009 at 4:43 PM.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!!! Rob belongs here with us. Do us all a favour and take Paris Hilton back with you.

By wendy.. Posted March 1 2009 at 4:50 PM.

In the words of N Sync "bye bye bye" make sure your a$$ doesn't hit you on the way out of Heathrow airport.
Come on Robbie you can do much better then her anyways. *hint hint* lol

By annie.. Posted March 1 2009 at 3:52 PM.

Let her go, Robbie. You can get my details from the newspaper and I will take very good care of you! Lol

By annie.. Posted March 1 2009 at 2:44 PM.

bascially mate she has you buy the nuts, if you go back with her then she know that every time she wants something she will tell she is going to leave you. All i can say is look at her name and that will tell you enough. She is a young jewish american princess who will use you to springboard her career. I mean, the paper says she is a model, model for what because i shure never heard of her.

By david stickland.. Posted March 1 2009 at 2:40 PM.

i think robo should just get in there, show her whoz boss. he is way more popular than her.como on robbie have a little bottle sun , give her what she haz cumin . eh rob eh, right see u later ladz ,tura

By stefanny noballs.. Posted March 1 2009 at 2:28 PM.

I think Robbie can do better than her. There are so many beauties in the UK

By Caroline.. Posted March 1 2009 at 12:43 PM.

i think rob should let her go back to america,i mean its not as if he cant get another girlfriend is it stay home and entertain us rob we've missed ya.xx

By kerri30.. Posted March 1 2009 at 11:37 AM.

Is she mad!!! I would love to travel the world with robbie, so what they live in England, its not like they are hard up and living in bedsit land... She lives in homes, we can only dream of, bring on the fish and chips!!! Wish I was in her shoes.

By Donna.. Posted March 1 2009 at 9:36 AM.

Maybe he is trying to shake her off and this is the best way to do it! Could be doing a Steve Mcdonald.

By yvette.. Posted March 1 2009 at 9:34 AM.

With a name like AyDA -send her back to LaLa Land.

By mrs_spratt.. Posted March 1 2009 at 9:11 AM.

Ace Riley,

Have you ever lived in America, or traveled extensively in America? If you have you will know how narrow minded and misguided your statements are. You are obviously making assumptions in regard to hearsay. Most Americans are hard working people who highly value friends and family. As an American who has lived in London and traveled throughout Britain and Europe, I think it's safe to say that your accusations can easily be applied to your own fellow citizens as well.

By Uptown Girl.. Posted March 1 2009 at 3:00 AM.

What she means is we live real lives in britain not plastic false lives like most americans.That is why most americans are unhappy unless they are spending money?but money only buys you so much happyness.Im a skint member but im happy like most people in britain happy just to have real friends and not friends you buy with fame and fortune..just look at how happy the rest of the pack are (take that) hopefully robbie will get his happyness back without chemicals/drugs.

By Ace Riley.. Posted March 1 2009 at 12:41 AM.

She was unhappy in LA because he wouldn't go out and she wanted to be out and about in the limelight so she could build her profile for her career. Why on earth did she move over here. Pack your bags girl, it aint gonna last on this basis.

By Libby.. Posted March 1 2009 at 12:03 AM.

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