Kerry Katona's back

By Dan Wootton, 25/01/2009

IT'S bad. No, it's worse than that. I've got something so shocking to announce, you'll be taking your iPod to the nearest council crusher.

Kerry Katona is re-launching her pop career.

What pop career, I hear you scream . . .

Remember? The one where she waddled on stage for a bit with ATOMIC KITTEN, who found form once they got shot of lairy Kerry.

And get a load of this - the airhead wants to WRITE her own songs too. Yes, this is the same Kerry who can't sing, the same Kerry who murdered karaoke on that dippy MTV show of hers.

The same Kerry who could do us all a massive favour by going to Iceland . . . and NOT COMING BACK!

An MTV insider confirmed: "It's all Kerry's idea and we're going to be along for the ride."

25/01/09 - the day music died.

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i love kerry katona cuz shes got a caravan in whales and iv'e got one on there so we will be seeing more of eachother

By kerry.. Posted February 25 2009 at 12:56 PM.

OHHHHHH!
Why do you talk like this about kerry!? :(
She`s not a bad singer!!!!

i like Kerry!!!

I hope she succeed!

By jimena.. Posted February 23 2009 at 8:56 PM.

Despite all I still like her. Where are all the people who voted for her on "celebrity"?She is willing to try again so I say "good luck to her, hope you can do it".

By sandie.. Posted January 26 2009 at 10:45 PM.

OMG who does she think she is ? we mere mortals have to live in the real world where when we have no money we dont go out and make a fool of ourselves on MTV when will she learn. We have had enough

By normal person.. Posted January 26 2009 at 7:24 PM.

Oh Dear , Kerry does seem to live in cloud cookoo land !

She might as send her hubby out to be a chipendale at the same time !

By Susanna.. Posted January 26 2009 at 6:56 AM.

How laughable... The girl can't even string two words together - let alone SING! If she had a shred of self respect she'd forget it, get a real job and tell her leeching husband to do the same.

By Judy.. Posted January 26 2009 at 1:41 AM.

Oh Dear She Needs 2 Get A Grip !
Itll Never Catch On Weve Had Enough Of The Fake Computer Enhanced Singers
She Ruined Her Career Already
Lets Just Hope Shes Nearly Ready 2 Fade Away

By Dani Lou :).. Posted January 25 2009 at 10:40 PM.

I wish kerry good luck i feel sorry for her

By paula delaney.. Posted January 25 2009 at 10:31 PM.

You have to feel sorry for the poor love. She really needs to get a decent advisor quick. With all her issues she should take a step back, if she goes through with the music decision she is liable to lose anything she may have left and any srcap of dignity she still posses

By Emma Powell.. Posted January 25 2009 at 7:36 PM.

cant say im looking forward to it ,she needs to get a grip ,needs to concentrate on her four children they have been throught the mill. they need her focused on them .Shes setting herself up for a fall.

By michelle.. Posted January 25 2009 at 6:39 PM.

goodluck to her i say at least she is still down to earth unlike some of the idiots that are around now i mean just take a look at victoria beckham could she sing no my eye she couldnt

By j edwards.. Posted January 25 2009 at 6:15 PM.

If this all comes true, imagine the constant exposure. This Morning (again), Paul O Grady, GMTV etcetc she won't be off the TV. That's the worst thing, that the media give her the spotlight. MTV even gave her her own program. The media should boycott her. She is not news.

By Armando Iannacelli.. Posted January 25 2009 at 5:15 PM.

OMG - NO!

By wildshoes.. Posted January 25 2009 at 3:36 PM.

I really hope this is an early April fools joke.. She could never sing anyway, so how can she revive something that never existed?

Please Kerry, just stay under your rock.

By Andrew Giles Róberts.. Posted January 25 2009 at 3:33 PM.

you lot on here really do need to get out more take a look at your own sad pathetic lives before calling someone else

By ian jenkins.. Posted January 25 2009 at 12:51 PM.

MTV - you need to cut your losses and run away FAST from this woman. She's going to take you for every penny and bring your channel down. Before you know it, you'll be bankrupt...

By Heidi B.. Posted January 25 2009 at 11:38 AM.

Get lost Kerry. No-one is interested in you anymore

By Trish.. Posted January 25 2009 at 11:45 AM.

She's already said herself that she knows she can't sing...so why bother embarrassing herself? She must still be having money troubles...wonder if someone can pay her not to sing!

By Selz.. Posted January 25 2009 at 11:48 AM.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah

that is sooooooooo funny, she only spoke when she was in the band...........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

By jackie.. Posted January 25 2009 at 11:08 AM.

She has wondered why people won't leave her alone and why the public are nasty to her.....well go away and get out of our faces you talentless bint!!!

By Annie.. Posted January 25 2009 at 11:12 AM.

Coming soon to a tube station near you - Kerry Katona, the busking Hillbilly (hope she intends to pay tax on all those 2p pieces that`ll get thrown in her cap!!!) .....priceless

By fedupwith beingtakenforaride.. Posted January 25 2009 at 10:44 AM.

Whole Again was done while she was with Atomic Kitten.

What did they do after she (really after they dumped Andy M ccluskey)left?

Where are the other members now?

She has problems(a female Gazza)good luck to her

By Alan C .. Posted January 25 2009 at 10:40 AM.

She is not the brightest person, she just cannot learn from her mistakes. She is talentless and someone needs to sit her down and explain this to her.

By david.. Posted January 25 2009 at 10:25 AM.

Guys.......give her a break! MTV are backing her and paying to set her up not us! Maybe this is what she needs to re build her self esteem and sort herself out. Go on Kerry and best of luck to you!

By stephen.. Posted January 25 2009 at 9:36 AM.

When will this trailor park trashy chav learn to go away!! There was a reason Atomic Kitten only did well AFTER you left!! You will never be a Delta Goodrum love!! Style, personality, beauty and a great voice and then there's Kerry!!

By nikki.. Posted January 25 2009 at 9:52 AM.

Go on do it, you'll just loose more money :-)

By dave.. Posted January 25 2009 at 8:23 AM.

Go away Kerry. Think of the embarrassment your kids will have to suffer as they get older. You really don't care how much of a laughing stock you make of yourself do you, just as long as there's money in it. Get some dignity girl, it's priceless!

By Stardust.. Posted January 25 2009 at 8:20 AM.

Who dont she go away,She once said in a newspaper "We have enough money to last all our lives" Look at her now Why dont she keep her mouth closed, And where are her kids when she is out and about holidaying and partying!

By M GREEN.. Posted January 25 2009 at 8:16 AM.

Oh great cant wait presumely hot on heels of what waist perhaps our girl from warrington should write a book on how to live like a lord on bankrupsy well there you go Britain today what a joke I am back of to bed with a monumental hangover Full English please Darling partenerxxxxx

By linda.. Posted January 25 2009 at 7:12 AM.

This from the woman who said shecould not work out why she was in a band because she couldn't sing or dance, nothing has changed!

By The Wisest.. Posted January 25 2009 at 6:38 AM.

How low will she stoop, we have all got to pay the tax man, but we all try to live within our means. We don't go around buying Porches for losers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO she can't sing she proved that the first time around.

By no to chav.. Posted January 25 2009 at 4:50 AM.

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