Russell Brand's a hit with Syd

hes gorgeous...funny and charming..id do anything for him

By k. Posted October 31 2008 at 6:18 PM.

A Song of Justice (to make Russel laugh
(To be sang to a brisk, happy and jaunty tune)

Barker Gooch & Swailes
They say they never fail
Topsy, turvey is their game
Always trying to give you pain

Barker Gooch & Swailes
Don’t send them any emails
They’ll send there spies straight down the phone
Then you go on-line you’re not alone

But now their luck has changed
They have become so deranged
Their office it has all burnt down
Their spy files ashes on the ground

Now what are they gonna do
All’s left there is the loo
They’de better dive straight down the pan
Before they’re all thrown in the can

Barker Gooch & Swailes
Now they,ve all gone to jail
Topsy, turvey was their game
Their clients they all went insane

Now the moral of this tale
Is that love should never fail
Doin’ good for your fellow man
Will never put you in the can

Barker Gooch & Swailes
They said they’de never fail
Topsy, turvey was their game
Always trying to give you pain

By Googer Moochen. Posted October 30 2008 at 11:34 AM.

shes bn wid loads of famous peop so jus cuz shes wid him now dnt mean its cuza de fme its prob 4 de money

By kiki (sydneys cuz ). Posted October 29 2008 at 4:31 PM.

She wants fame by association!

By Sandi Blaydon on Tyne. Posted October 26 2008 at 2:29 PM.

Roger is jealous methinks :-)

By Jenny. Posted October 23 2008 at 11:29 PM.

Roger I have also been close to Russell, on a number of occasions, and he does indeed smell delicious. He is a lovely man who is extremely honest, considerate and hugely talented. It is always a pleasure to meet him.

By Bianca. Posted October 21 2008 at 8:02 AM.

HIS VERBAL TREATMENT OF ANDREW SACHS DAUGHTER WHILST IN A FILTHY EXCHANGE WITH THE EVER SMUTTY JONOTHAN ROSS WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD ON RADIO 2.NO WONDER SACHS DID NOT ANSWER HIS PHONE FOR THE ARRANGED INTERVIEW.WHAT CREEPS THESE TWO HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE .AND HOW WOULD ROSS REACT IF SOMEBODY SPOKE OF HIS DAUGHTER IN SUCH A CRUDE MANNER!!!

By Mike Bennett. Posted October 20 2008 at 8:27 AM.

I have also had the pleasure of being close enough to Russell Brand to assure you he smells extremely pleasant, even after a gig, where presumably he would have been hot and sweating. Off stage he is also softly spoken, polite and considerate.

Lovely man with a phenomenal talent.

By Linda Martin. Posted October 19 2008 at 8:41 PM.

Whatever turns you on, Ashley...

By ROGER. Posted October 19 2008 at 6:08 PM.

yes. wat does she see in the handsome, charismatic, millionaire comedian? you nit

By bob gack. Posted October 19 2008 at 4:16 PM.

As someone who has actually smelt Mr Brand I can assure Roger that he is actually extremely clean and smells lovely. He does have rather ropey taste in women, but hey, none of us is perfect.

By Ashley. Posted October 19 2008 at 12:27 PM.

As long as she doesn't confuse "the real thing" with exclusivity I guess she might be happy.
Doubt it.

By Mike. Posted October 19 2008 at 12:02 PM.

She will need a peg for her nose with Mr Smelly Pants around.
What any woman can see in this unfunny filthy-looking object, l simply cannot understand.

By ROGER. Posted October 19 2008 at 10:35 AM.