Why are all the women going?

Why are all the women going? It's an interesting question, Verne.

But please don't give me any sexist clique conspiracy theories.

The men are still in that house because they are the most entertaining people in that house. Yes, even Ben.

The reason they haven't nominated each other is that they enjoy each other's company. Simple as.

Their late night fake nominations on last night's highlights show were hilarious.

And the fact is they've provided 80% of the show's high points this year.

Hell, it's even reached the stage where I'm starting to believe Ulrika and LaToya will go tonight.

If men were doing all the voting I'd say it was an absolute certainty.

Sadly, I don't know any blokes who actually vote these days.

Which probably means it'll be a case of "jog on, Tommy". And, if C4 show enough nasty footage, Coolio could well be joining him in the eviction bar.

But what do I know? I'm a bloody man.

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