Coolio v Ulrika?

That's the rumour , following yesterday's nominations.

If this were a normal eviction I wouldn't find it all surprising. But it isn't. It's supposed to be a double, which means there has to be another in the mix. Either Tommy or Michelle, I imagine.

Tommy has been busy cultivating the anti-Ulrika vote - not that it actually needs that much work, as Terry, Coolio and Verne all have their problems with her.

The same with Coolio. After his gloating last week when he hadn't been nominated, a lot of people will want to get their revenge. People like Ulrika, Michelle, and¿ well one more. Maybe Ben.

And then there's someone else. Tommy, probably. I mean, what was he thinking, by boycotting the sing-song. Did he want to get nominated?

Minxie Michelle also's a bit of a target. La Toya's definitely get her in her sights.

Anyway, we'll find out tonight. There's another double eviction on Wednesday too, which means they'll be nominating again tomorrow.

To think, for the first 13 days, only one person left. Now, it's like Snakes on a Plane in there. The cobras are spitting, and no one is safe.

So what did you think of the rock and roll, then? I actually - considering how awful it was, found it almost tolerable. That is, watchable, if not listenable. At least it sounded like a real song.

Compare it to that dreadful dirge Jack Dee and Claire Sweeney came up with in the first CBB. And "Welcome to Our House", as sung by Jade and co, to make Tim feel at home, in BB3. Yes. I can remember both of them. And they still give me the shakes. And "Piece of Peace" from BB8. Ye Gods.

Or maybe I enjoyed it because otherwise last night's episode was quite uneventful, and I was clutching at straws. I know they took a vow of silence on Friday, but it's fast turning into a Trappist monastery in there, with Coolio trying not to swear, Ben and Michelle whispering sweet nothings, Tommy running, and Ulrika scowling, but not saying anything.

It's been a lot quieter since Tina left, hasn't it?

And that, in case you were wondering, is a good thing.

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