Verne Troyer's little confession about life as a sex machine: he had 5-in-a-grotto orgy at Hef's mansion
TITCHY Verne Troyer proved his size really didn't matter-by having an all-night orgy with THREE Playboy bunnies.
The Mini-Me actor grinned: "I just know EXACTLY how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot.
"And that night I proved it."
Pint-sized Verne-bookies' favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother, at 2-5- also revealed in our exclusive interview before he went in the house how he:
FEARS women only throw themselves at him because he's a "novelty";
DESPISES being called a MIDGET;
HATES being treated like a PET; and
WISHES he was normal height.
But the 2ft 8ins star admitted he had no problems at all when he and a male pal took part in the marathon five-in-a-bed romp with the three gorgeous girls in 2005.
Inches
They were in porn baron Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Hollywood Hills, where Verne is a regular guest.
In the mansion's famous grotto, naked beauties slip in and out of the bubbling Jacuzzi in between mingling with male celebs like Verne and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.
Forty-year-old Verne said: "I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls.
"Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto.
"I've been so many times and it never loses its appeal-but why would it? It's full of gorgeous naked women!" Describing the orgy, he went on: "I had the best night of my life and lived out most men's fantasies.
"I didn't just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn't get much better than that.
"I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in."
Verne boasted how he was like a rampant rabbit that night, saying: "There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn't know what he is doing in the bedroom.
"But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I've got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it's me."
And Verne is never short of women who want him.
He's been romantically linked to a string of beauties, and was briefly wed to busty Playboy model Genevieve Gallen.
But Verne-who started his film career as a stunt double for a BABY before going on to star as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers films-admits he worries whether girls like him for who he is.
He said: "I never know if women really love me or are just throwing themselves at me because of the novelty value and because I am famous.
"But if they're with me just because of my height and who I am then I can live with that."
Offensive
What he can't live with is people referring to him as a midget.
Verne said: "I don't have a problem with being called a dwarf or a little person, because that is what I am. But I will never get used to anybody calling me a midget. To me it's as bad and offensive as calling a black person a n****r.
"Sadly I have to deal with small-minded people calling me midget almost every day of my life-and it never gets easier."
He went on: "The thing I hate more than anything, though, is when people pick me up and handle me like I am a child.
"I am a grown man for God's sake, and men and women alike think it is just the cutest thing to tote me around, almost like they are carrying their pet dog under their arm." He added: "You would think that people would think before they start handling adults but they don't."
Verne was born with a form of dwarfism but-as we told in an interview with his parents last week-his mum and dad treated him just the same as his regular-height brother Davon and sister Deborah.
The siblings were born into a deeply religious Amish community- which shunned technology and modern life-in the north-east US state of Michigan.
When Verne was 18 he moved to Texas with Davon and got his break as a stuntman.
Now, as an actor, he still does most of his own stunts because movie bosses can't usually find anyone small enough to be his double.
Verne admitted he sometimes wished he was "normal". He said: "I'm not ashamed to say I have been so down at times I have cried and felt sorry for myself.
"But I have to grin and bear it because I won't be getting any taller any time soon.
"I remember all the good things in my life and, apart from acting, that is beautiful women and lots of them.
"Most men would kill to bed some of the women I have pleasured-so, honestly, I can't complain.
"Being a little guy isn't all that bad!"
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This article has 23 comments
whatever verne mate!
he can't even act, it's his height that's made him who he is.
By danny.. Posted January 21 2009 at 7:00 PM.
Verne stay true to yourself
and try to be happy.
By karl anglin.. Posted January 21 2009 at 4:05 AM.
we've all got dreams Verne
By mistri.. Posted January 20 2009 at 7:18 PM.
He is absolutley 100% DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Britt.. Posted January 19 2009 at 7:13 PM.
For all you nay-sayers, I happen to know for a fact that, at least while he was in Texas, Verne spent plenty of time with some very beautiful women. I met him, and sat / spoke with him on a few occaisions, as he was a patron at a place I was working. I have to defend (after reading some of the comments) the fact that he was always well-spoken; I found him to be extremely intellegent; he wasn't boastful, just factual, certainly no "ego-maniac" - and was ALWAYS a gentleman. As far as his "skills", I have no personal experience - but a couple of my friends do. According to them, as odd as it may seem to some people, he is speaking truth. Verne, if you happen to read this: We miss you in TX! All "the girls" wish you the best. ;)
By Misfit N. Texas.. Posted January 19 2009 at 4:30 AM.
love the "stoop so low" joke
By jongha.. Posted January 19 2009 at 12:05 AM.
No way! Don't believe a word of it! He may have gone there but I very much doubt he got up to what he did. I'm thinking the guy exaggerates a heck of a lot!
By NB.. Posted January 18 2009 at 8:54 PM.
leave him alone man,he gets his kicks however he can,how can anyone blame him,he is just a human being like the rest of us.
By zimmy.. Posted January 18 2009 at 9:07 PM.
Well Verne, I doubt that you will find a woman that loves you for you at the Playboy mansion! :) You get what you give...
By Melissa.. Posted January 18 2009 at 5:44 PM.
i think that the picture in my mind ov him havin sex is weird enough,picturin him havin sex,pleasurin 2 playboy bunnies,most men couldnt find the spot with a map,n directions..yuk.
By sophie smith.. Posted January 18 2009 at 2:48 PM.
Well to have that sort of staying power he must be a member of a really great "elf club"
By Jackie.. Posted January 18 2009 at 12:50 PM.
emmmmmmmmmm seems like a lot of the guys on here are just jealous because the can only fantasize being in the playboy mansion lol
By linda.. Posted January 18 2009 at 12:57 PM.
Good for him at the end of the day he's made the best out of the hand he's been dealt which wasn't great.
The people moaning about him sound a little jealous to me.....
By J.. Posted January 18 2009 at 1:30 PM.
IN HIS DREAMS GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE DWAF
By richard.. Posted January 18 2009 at 12:26 PM.
I don't know what all the fuss is about ? He's no big deal is he ?
By AA Grundi.. Posted January 18 2009 at 12:12 PM.
Where do people find these empty headed bimbos with no scruples or morals?
By Tony Quinlan.. Posted January 18 2009 at 11:06 AM.
he must have learning problems cause reading this im just thinkking hes not big and hes not clever
By michael cooper.. Posted January 18 2009 at 9:15 AM.
he ad 5-in-a grotto orgy at a elfs mansion
By gary.. Posted January 18 2009 at 8:32 AM.
He's a guy with a small body and a big ego. Its all in his mind. Just to get votes and idiots do vote for him. For god sake get a life.
By Dave.. Posted January 18 2009 at 6:53 AM.
Vern got pick pocketed the other day, HOW COULD ANYONE STOOP SO LOW?
By David.. Posted January 18 2009 at 2:46 AM.
fair play to him XD
By gold2040.. Posted January 18 2009 at 2:15 AM.
best of luck to him go for it man
By steve.. Posted January 18 2009 at 1:38 AM.
yeah....right.....
By Mich.. Posted January 18 2009 at 1:03 AM.