Yawn...Anything happened yet?

Last night on C4. Not the best highlights show I've ever seen. More than a whiff of Cameron's BB4 about it.

There's just nothing happening in that house. Coolio and Michelle haven't really fallen out. Ulrika isn't really losing it.

And, worse still, I don't think any of the four ladies really care if they get evicted on Friday.

That toy task didn't help matters. Too fragmented. Not nearly It's A Knockout enough. And slightly insulting to Verne having him dress up as Baby Bear.

Yes, they've failed it and now face a week of "hardship". But do any of that lot really mind? They know they'll be out in a week to get their hands on their big fat cheques.

That's all they care about. Want proof? Then lobby Big Brother to give staunch alleged turkey-eating vegetarian La Toya this choice: eat a quarter pounder with cheese or lose your fee. My money says she'd wolf the lot. even the gherkin.

Anyway, I'm off for a game of Celebrity Speed Scrabble with Lucy Pinder.

Let me know if anything interesting happens.

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