Vote Ulrika!

So now we know who we can vote to evict in the first cull. In one corner we have a jumped-up glamour girl who has ruthlessly used her body and looks to help get her where she is today.

And in the other? Lucy Pinder.

Now, we could discuss the whys and wherefores of Friday's eviction at great length. But I think it's best summed up in two words: Vote Ulrika.

Anyway, last night's show. Another belter. Housemates impersonating each other can only ever be a winner. It starts off being funny then gets progressively bitchier as the game draws on. (Yes, I am talking about you Michelle Heaton-Up-By-Jealousy.)

No doubting the best double act though. It had to be Stretch'n'Verne. Coolio on the little fella's mobility scooter. And Verne absolutely nailing MC Bullcrap, discussing the hip hop daddy's love for his kids with perhaps the finest piece of comic timing in Big Brother history:

"Ah, they're good kids though... I just have to punch them now and again." Almost made up for Verne's diabolical Romeo on Monday night's show, that did.

I think it's fair to say we're now down to a three way fight for the big prize. Verne, Coolio and Ben Adams (who, let's be fair, is turning out to be a much better housemate than his CV promised.)

If you have any other ideas now's the time to share them.

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