The plot to save Ulrika

FIRST things first. Tina doesn't look like Shrek's Princess Fiona, does she? Not at all. No. Never.

Where did Michelle get that idea from?

Actually, Coolio was perfectly right to laugh about that. He wouldn't have been human otherwise. And as for the "fat bird" with a "concrete arse" suddenly complaining that other people may have mentioned her colossal size. Well who started that one, eh?

Sorry. I don't like people who make jokes about themselves, then get all sensitive when other people do the same.

She reckons she can take Coolio on in an argument. I think we all look forward to that, don't we?

Terry made a mistake though. He should have chosen Verne, not Lucy, as the least talented. I mean, Lucy didn't even show her breasts! Who said her talent was talking politics, or talking about herself? Whereas Verne is an actor. An actor who can't remember his lines.

That's rubbish. And Verne versus Ulrika would have been a really good eviction face off. Instead, we've got Ulrika versus Lucy versus the person with the least integrity. Who will that be? Tommy? I doubt it.

Terry and Tommy both fancy themselves as old school socialists, which might be fun for them, but is pretty dull for the rest of us.

Once Terry gets to choose his third candidate, the housemates then get to choose one of these three not to go up. And, further to that, there will the be another twist, involving us the public, apparently.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/big_brother/article2099497.ece

Funny, that. We've had more twists in CBB than we did in the whole summer. And I hate twists. Or rather, I hate twists that are obviously designed to keep people in when there's a danger of them being evicted. I don't even like this bit about Terry having to nominate people. Much better if they all did it.

And we know BB won't want Ulrika to go. Indeed, the only ones I reckon they'd be prepared to sacrifice this early in are Mutya and Michelle.

Do you think they'll have the nerve to put all the rest of them up, and save the nominated ones?

I wouldn't put it past them.

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