The whining has started already

How many days in are we now? Four? Five? And it's already started.

Celebrities whining and moaning about how media intrusion has blighted their lives¿ and then exposing themselves to the nation 24 hours a day on a TV show (well, 24 hours a day if you can track down that damned mythical live feed on Sky's secret channel 90210 or whatever it's called.)

Anyway, those whingeing celebs. I could watch this stuff all day.

Tina's been bleating how, actually la, she's never been proud to be fat and she hasn't had a gastric band fitted either (no, she's had a balloon inflated in her gullet instead which is a completely different not-at-all crazy thing to do to your body.)

Michelle's been busy claiming the media have made her out to be a p*sshead. (Yeah, turns out she was just holding all those triple voddies and Cheeky Vimtos for someone else. Oh, and the orange Geordie girl in that binge documentary on ITV last year? Different Michelle Heaton apparently.)

And Terry reckons media tosspots are just jealous of his gig on The Word (which ended, what, ten years ago?)

And there could be more to come. Cos if her brief stint in the diary room on last night's show is anything to go by it looks like Ulrika is getting ready to blow.

All we need now is something to set her off. So cheers for nominating her, Terry.

And, by the way, I loved your work on The Word.

PS. Rumour is Terry's second task was to put the housemate who is least worthy of celebrity up for eviction alongside Ulrika.

I'm having a tenner on Michelle. Where's your money going? Let me know here.

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