
But pretty secretary Alexandra Donekova-who met the gold-toothed bling king in a FETISH club-admits he is worth his considerable weight between the sheets.
She said: "He is quite talented at making love, I'll give him that . . . when he stops rapping that is."
Tubby Talent-real name Anthony Ghosh-boasted in the News of the World last week that he'd bedded "around 1,000" women, despite still living with his mum and dad at the age of 30.
And Alexandra (pictured above) told how the unlikely Romeo charmed the pants off her after a few drinks-but horrified her when she woke beside him the next day.
She said: "By morning I was sober and the first thing I saw was his snoring mouth wide open next to me and all those gold teeth. I nearly screamed.
"It's not something you want to wake up to when you've got a bad hangover. I honestly thought there was something wrong with my eyes.
"Teeth like that look all right on a proper rapper like Goldie. But on a balding guy with a beer belly, that's not what you want to see.
"He was more like Jaws from the old James Bond movies."
Russian-born Alexandra, who has lived in Britain for five years, met DJ Talent a year ago at Club RUB-an outrageous fetish night in the Barbican, Central London.
It's full of topless girls in kinky outfits mingling with men in leather.
Some customers don't even bother with clothes but wear clingfilm around their private parts.
Alexandra, who was there with pals, said: "I love those sort of places because there's a very relaxed atmosphere and you never get any trouble.
"I went in a little PVC nurse's uniform and black stockings. I don't flash as much flesh as some of them.
"Normally I don't like to drink a lot but one of my friends was celebrating a promotion so he was buying champagne, which goes straight to my head.
"I ended up slumped by the bar absolutely smashed. My friends had moved on somewhere else or were on the dance floor when DJ Talent came over and asked if I was OK."
To his credit the bachelor-who got his teeth for £7,000 four years ago because he wanted to "look different"-acted like a gentleman.
Last week one of his ex-girlfriends, Fawne Cox, told how she'd got a restraining order against him after he emailed X-rated snaps of her to her bosses and threatened to get her shot when she dumped him.
But Alexandra said of her experience with him: "He was nice. I told him I'd had enough to drink. He bought me a coffee to sober me up and we ended up chatting.
"I was surprised the bouncers let him in because he was dressed quite conservatively. But I suppose he gave them a flash of his teeth and that was enough.
"He told me he was going to be famous. He was very cocky and confident. He made me laugh and when I looked at him he seemed quite nice.
"I thought he was really cute with this gold teeth and flash jewellery. But I had drunk a bottle of champagne as well as a few cocktails earlier on.
"He kept asking me if I was single, and in the end I grabbed him and started kissing him because I knew that's what he wanted. After we kissed he said, 'Your place or mine?' and flashed me a cheeky smile. That was what he was like, very upfront and very cocksure.
"I thought, 'why not?' I'd had a good night, why not end it with somebody sharing my bed?"
In the taxi to Alexandra's flat in Islington, North London, DJ Talent -whose MySpace webpage is full with snaps of him and pretty girls- couldn't keep his hands off her.
She said: "I think the PVC and black stockings were really turning him on. As soon as we walked through the door he couldn't wait. He started kissing me and taking my clothes off as we walked upstairs. By the time I got to the bedroom I was naked. I lay on the bed and waited for him to get undressed. That was hilarious.
"He fell over trying to get his shoes off and fell again trying to get his socks off. In the end he kept his socks on.
"Despite that he was a very good lover. He'd had a lot to drink and I thought he might have trouble performing. He had no trouble at all and was very well endowed."
But halfway through having sex, Alexandra was shocked when DJ Talent, of Bromley, Kent, started rapping a ballad!
She said: "It kind of spoiled the mood really. I looked at him and said, 'Why are you singing?' He just carried on and said, 'It's a love rap baby.'
"I'd been really enjoying it seconds earlier. Now I'd just lost it. He carried on singing it until he'd finished.
"Then he held me in his arms. He'd stopped rapping by then, and I didn't want to let go in case he started again."
The pair kissed and half an hour later did it again. Alexandra said: "As we were about to do it I said, 'Please, don't say anything.' But I must admit he left me completely satisfied."
The next morning when Alexandra woke up, she was horrified by the sight of him and kicked him out.
She said: "I rang a taxi and when it came I dragged him out of bed. I don't think he really knew what was happening. He didn't realise I was desperate to get rid of him.
"His first words when he woke up were, 'All right babe, that was a cracking night!' I could've died.
"So I told him he had to go because my parents were coming round. That was a lie. My parents live in Moscow-they've never even been to Britain.
"He was naked and scrambling around the bedroom for his clothes. I had to look away or I would've thrown up. He was quite hairy, like a monkey, only bigger.
"It took him ages to gather his things because there was bling all over the bedroom.
"He was picking up gold chains, rings, bangles, all sorts of different things. I kept saying to him, 'Hurry up, hurry up, my parents will be here!'"
Later that evening Alexandra saw the funny side and giggled when she told her friends what she'd done.
She said: "At the end of the day he is simply not my type. I only went with him because I was drunk."
Then she forgot all about him-until last weekend when she saw him strutting his stuff on ITV1 last Saturday.
She said: "I was watching TV with friends. When he came on I just screamed.
"I pointed at the television screen and shouted, 'That's him! That's the man I slept with, there are his gold teeth!'
"It was hysterical. I was on the floor in stitches. There were five other girls there and I could see them all looking at me and thinking, 'How could you?' But we all do daft things in life, and I'm no exception. I have no regrets-I actually had a good night.
"I have to say though that although he's called DJ Talent, I didn't see much of it on telly."
His rap, which infamously repeats the line "I say Britain, you say talent, Britain's got talent, it's the DJ Talent" was met with a mixture of dismay and amazement by the studio audience.
But the judges-Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and Kelly Brook-astonishingly voted him through to the next round.
Then DJ Talent asked for a date with Kelly -who was later axed after that audition. Cowell cheekily replied for her and said Yes.
In an interview last week DJ Talent said about women: "Once they've had a go they usually come back for more."
But Alexandra said: "Really? Well count me out. Once was more than enough."
This article has 9 comments
Get a life you sad cow!
By Angela. Posted May 24 2009 at 8:37 AM.
he treats you nice and you enjoy the night so you insult him in the papers...he should have stayed away from you! nasty piece of work.
By Rachael. Posted May 4 2009 at 1:59 AM.
how can ppl do this tell all thing 4 money ...
Totally not right
By ... Posted May 4 2009 at 1:53 AM.
WHHOOOOOOAAAAAA !! TOO MUCH INFO GIRL !!!
By ALEXANDRA. Posted May 3 2009 at 11:05 PM.
How selfish of you. This man did nothing but treat you with respect. Picking men up that you don't know could have left you in a serious condition, you should think yourself lucky that he was such a gentleman. Selling your story was a cheap and nasty thing to do. I hope it was worth it!!! DJ Talent seems like a lovely bloke and your night with him proved that, I hope he does well for himself.
By Clair. Posted May 3 2009 at 7:31 PM.
this gal is so sad
he seems like a nice guy
By sara. Posted May 3 2009 at 6:54 PM.
It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
By Alabaster Codify. Posted May 3 2009 at 5:43 PM.
Pretty????? Me thinks not!!!!
By Joseph Mohammed. Posted May 3 2009 at 2:36 PM.
Yeah the girl wanted to forget him that much ... that she sold a story on him the minute she saw him on the telly! Shame on her if he was a gentleman to her.
By Dan. Posted May 3 2009 at 10:31 AM.