YOU'VE heard of the WAGs - now meet the showbiz SADs (That's celebrity SONS AND DAUGHTERS!)
It seems that everywhere you look there's the spawn of a showbiz star - and the chances are they're causing trouble.
Whether it's Sir Bob Geldof's very own Boomtown Brat, Peaches, or comic Keith Allen's wild child daughter Lily Allen, there's always a SAD. making headlines.
But are they stars in their own right or just famous for being famous. Take our quiz to help us find the biggest S.A.D on the party scene.
Peaches Geldof takes the top SAD spot for us.
After 156 days of married life, the 19-year-old is currently in the process of getting divorced. Prior to her ever-so romantic whirlwind wedding she was caught on tape allegedly buying drugs.
And then there's the tattoos - about 20 in total - which include the names of nearly all her ex fellas, a boob-to-thigh daisy chain and a, er, snake and unicorn.
She's had number 1 singles and albums but Lily Allen also seems to love boozing and fighting.
Is she as well know for falling out of clubs/pubs/awards ceremonies (no Lily we haven't forgot the Glamour Women of the Year Awards) as she is for singing?
She's got into fisticuffs in Soho Square - punching a girl in the back of the head - and seemingly has yet to work out when a bra might come in handy.
Bianca Gascoigne is a glamour model and (allegedly) a TV personality too.
But she is probably better known for being football legend Paul Gascoigne's adopted daughter.
Since her mum married the footballer she has kept herself really busy appearing in ITV reality shows and lots of men's magazines with her boobs out.
Oh she seems to have picked up a few Gascoigne-isms. Swearing, boozing - you know, the usual.
Aw poor Harry.
Son of Prince Charles, he's third in line to the throne but he's best known by his subjects for the little spots of bother he gets into.
There was the ill-advised Nazi costume, fighting with photographers outside clubs, the cannabis smoking incident and then THAT 'Paki'-jibe.
Son of football legend George Best, Calum is known chiefly for the string of women he has bedded.
Conquests allegedly include Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, Agyness Deyn and Gemma Atkinson along with Mandy Moore, Nicole Ritchie, Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson.
When he gets the time Calum also appears to enjoy brawling and boozing - although not necessarily in that order.
Oh, and he won Celebrity Love Island in 2006.
Judy Finnigan and Richard Madeley's daughter Chloe is pretty new on the SAD radar - but seems keen to make up for lost time.
The 21 year old has already been caught with a cannabis bong - and is working hard on modelling in lingerie.
All she needs now is a presenting job on a cable channel you've never heard of - and she's sorted.
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This article has 24 comments
bob, you have absolutely no right to talk,
you must have read the whole article and then took the time to read the comments and then say someone has no time on their hands?
it would have took her 3 minutes to write up that comment. how does that mean she has no time?
you just have nothing to say to back up lily allen because you know that she's just a waste of space with rubbish music.
By sam. Posted September 7 2009 at 3:45 AM.
Very nice site!
By Pharma195. Posted March 22 2009 at 2:29 PM.
omg
By omg. Posted March 18 2009 at 6:32 AM.
yeah, lilly sings, no big deal.
but she is a chubby hot babe, that´s what i´m caring about! flash one more time lily!
By rod. Posted February 24 2009 at 2:42 PM.
You missed out another "model"/party girl/whatever called Daisy Lowe. Us poor buggers in London are subjected to her exploits almost daily via the same free papers that can't wait to tell us whether Agyness Dean (real name: Laura Hollins, lest she should EVER not be taken to task for changing it to something more "memorable") has taken a dump in New York, or if Sting's daughter has said something "catty" and inconsequential about Bob Geldof's. Now that we've "met" these S.A.Ds, can't we just forget them?
By Jaded Woody. Posted February 23 2009 at 4:38 PM.
I find it SAD how you have put Prince Harry in with the rest of them. He works very hard in our British army. Leave him alone!
By Fi. Posted February 23 2009 at 12:04 AM.
'And just how is Lilly Allen talented? She sings, so what? Plenty of people sing, it isn't a talent, at least not at her level. She writes her own songs? Yes and it shows, with the most dire of lyrics, she really has no writing flare whatsoever, and she doesn't write the music, or play the music, and that's the real talent.
Pop = produced and created, from style, looks, attitude, to the music we waste our money on. Lilly is a product designed to take our hard earned cash, not a talent, and if it wasn't for her Dad, she'd never have been signed, therefore she is a SAD.
By Emma. Posted February 22 2009 at 1:14 PM.'
Dear me. You're positively seething aren't ya emma. Do you normally waste this much time ranting and seething about musicians you don't like? You must lead a right active life.
By bob. Posted February 22 2009 at 11:21 PM.
HRH Prince Harry is awsome; he's action man!! Moreover, hes down-to-Earth and real; just one of the lads, albeit a very privleged one!
By Sandi. Posted February 22 2009 at 10:22 PM.
They all live of ther perents name if they didnt have that they would be unknown How sad are these so called talented people
By ranger. Posted February 22 2009 at 2:05 PM.
And just how is Lilly Allen talented? She sings, so what? Plenty of people sing, it isn't a talent, at least not at her level. She writes her own songs? Yes and it shows, with the most dire of lyrics, she really has no writing flare whatsoever, and she doesn't write the music, or play the music, and that's the real talent.
Pop = produced and created, from style, looks, attitude, to the music we waste our money on. Lilly is a product designed to take our hard earned cash, not a talent, and if it wasn't for her Dad, she'd never have been signed, therefore she is a SAD.
By Emma. Posted February 22 2009 at 1:14 PM.
Peaches Geldof is the ultimate SADDO - zero talent, zero appeal and zero brain cells but she gets loads of work because of who daddy is....and he is slightly better looking than his mutley of a daughter !
By Andre. Posted February 22 2009 at 1:10 PM.
I don't know what it is about HRH Harry, but he sure rocks. I know the Royals should set an example
but he is a human being and is entitled to live a little.
By Tracey. Posted February 22 2009 at 11:26 AM.
Bianca G looks like she needs a good scrub.....and hasn't changed her clothes in days
By chuch. Posted February 22 2009 at 12:00 PM.
Leave Harry out of this. He is royalty, has served his country and therefore should not be associated with the likes of Bianca Gascoigne!
By Petters. Posted February 22 2009 at 10:53 AM.
Bianca Gascoigne is the worst followed closely by Callum Best.
Funny how they are both clinging on to past footballers names but at least Best is blood related to his name.
As for Bianca Gascoigne she is just a true wannabe.
But never will be, there is nothing endearing about her.
By sah. Posted February 22 2009 at 9:36 AM.
When I first saw this article, I thought S.A.D. stood for stupid and dumb!
By cheryl. Posted February 22 2009 at 9:21 AM.
Lily Allen is real talent, you're right.
The rest of them? A bunch of spoiled kids who have gone off the rails and thinks themselves a cut above........ stop giving them media space PLEASE!!!
By michelle M. Posted February 22 2009 at 9:03 AM.
wheres the osbornes??????????
By meeeeeeee. Posted February 22 2009 at 8:44 AM.
Amy, as in Winehouse???
hmmm
What is her dad known for then?
Apart from picking his daughter up out of the gutter on a regular basis, but he isn't a celebrity in any way.
All this just shows that money can't buy class.
By Jayjay. Posted February 22 2009 at 7:15 AM.
and you forgot about Amy
By Laura. Posted February 22 2009 at 4:13 AM.
The bald and talentless Calum Best takes top spot closely follows by Bianca 'Gascoigne' who is only talentless. BTW, Bianca should be legally forced to change her surname.
By cam. Posted February 22 2009 at 3:52 AM.
I had bever even heard of Lily Allen's dad until she had a few hits ... does she really count?
By Scott. Posted February 22 2009 at 3:47 AM.
Well... at least Lily Allen has a career on her own. Like her or not, she is a successful Poip Star... the rest... please go away!
By Alan. Posted February 22 2009 at 2:43 AM.
At least lily allen is talented and successful in her own right she doesn't bang on about her dad all the time or believe shes entitled to fame because of her dad. Bianca gascoigne's only "talent" seems to be get her clothes off! which puts her level with a 2 yr old in the talent stakes...... The 2 yr old would obviously wins hands down for brains.
By whattf. Posted February 22 2009 at 1:31 AM.