Bingo giant bans OAP for fighting

A 96-YEAR-OLD woman has been banned from a bingo hall - for FIGHTING.

The raging wrinkly punched an assistant manager in the face after a row over a seat at the Gala club in Pollok, Glasgow.

She's now been banned from all of the firm's bingo outlets in Scotland.

And a source said: "This OAP is well known for her temper. She can throw a good left hook for someone of her age."

Onlookers told The News of the World last night how this one brat lady left the supervisor needing DOCTOR'S ORDERS after spying another bingo club member with her LEGS ELEVEN under her favourite table.

It's believed the peeved pensioner told the woman she'd soon be GETTING PLENTY if she didn't move.

And when the assistant boss arrived to calm her down, the basher granny gave him a CLICKETY-CLICK just below his KELLY'S EYE - after he forgot to make ONE LITTLE DUCK.

Last night a Gala spokeswoman said: "After lengthy discussions we decided this lady would have to be ejected and prevented from attending any of our bingo halls in the future. This incident was shocking from someone that age.

"We cannot allow our staff to be verbally or physically abused.

"And we had to take into account that she's behaved aggressively towards staff and other members in the past."

A member who saw the bust-up said: "I thought it was just going to be a bit of an argument because we have seen her in shouting matches here before.

"But then she lashed out and there was a big scene. It was shocking."

DO you know the battling bingo gran? Email us on scottish.news@notw.co.uk or call 0141 420 5254.

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