Pamela Anderson thinks BB Scot is so funny

BIG BROTHER hero Mikey Hughes has revealed his biggest fan - Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson!

In an exclusive interview, the blind Scot - runner-up in Friday night's nail-biting C4 final - told us he'd love to try and LAUGH the 36DD bombshell into bed.

And he reckons he's got a chance - as long as he gets comedy tips from his other new pal, Scots comedy legend BILLY CONNOLLY.

Last night 33-year-old Mikey, of Kilwinning, Ayrshire, beamed: "Yes, it's all true - Pamela Anderson really likes me.

"She's told the folk at Channel 4 that she would love to meet me.

"As you can imagine, this came as a bit of shock - after all, I'm just a wee guy from Ayrshire. I'm not the type of fella who dates international superstars!

"However, she thinks I'm hilarious. As does Billy Connolly - he thinks I should take up stand-up comedy full time.

"Right now, I'm thinking I should combine the two - I should arrange to see Billy first, learn a few things from him and then arrange the date with Pamela. I might never look back!

"Mind you, I hate to say this - I already have scheduling problems.

"I'm already due to turn on the Christmas lights in my home town of Kilwinning, so I might have to let Pamela down.

"Who said celebrities had an easy life!"

Still reeling from Friday's dramatic events, Mikey - who was pipped to the £100,000 first prize by Welsh trainee teacher Rachel Rice - told how he found out that Pam, 41, and 65-year-old Billy are both fans.

He said: "The show producers told me about it after I got out of the house.

"Pamela was in London a couple of months ago and was watching Big Brother in her hotel room. I'm told she found me hilarious and really, really cute - and sent a message to the production office saying she would love to meet me at some point.

"Well, she's bound to be in London later this year. I don't want to seem too forward but I just want to say, 'Pamela I'd love to meet you - and don't worry about the location. I'll come to meet you, you don't need to come to Kilwinning!' It would be fantastic!

"However, I'm also taken back by the news that Billy Connolly's people have told the folk at Channel 4 that he liked me too.

"I've loved his routines and his outlook on life for as long as I can remember so I would be really made up if we could get together. I know I could learn so much from him."

Mikey - who lost his sight aged 23 to genetic condition Stickler syndrome - grabbed just three hours' sleep on Friday after polling 48.7 per cent of the vote in the conclusion to BB9.

In a frank interview, the DJ and producer at Insight, a Glasgow radio station for the blind, revealed his TRUE feelings about his co-stars.

And he reckons he's got the News of the World to thank for coming runner-up - after his parents begged fellow Scots to get behind their boy in last week's paper.

He added: "It's been a mental 13 weeks and I'm struggling to get my feet back down to earth right now.

"But I've had the time of my life. And I have the News of the World to thank - I'm convinced that's why I got so many votes.

"You really did manage to get all of Scotland behind me."

Mikey spent his first day out of the house in a London hotel, catching up with mum Mary, 59, and dad Grant, 61.

And the battler claims he WON'T bury the hatchet with bullying chef Rex Newmark.

Their spats were one of the highlights of the series.

Mikey - who was closest to Rachel, 24, and bodybuilder Mario Marconi, 43, in the house - added: "Rex came up to me after the show and said he was gutted that I didn't win.

"Fair play to him. But if he invited me to have dinner at one of his restaurants, I don't think I would or could go along. He exhausted me. He was so controlling. His behaviour had a real impact on morale and I couldn't stand the way that he moaned about how bored he was.

"He was one of the luckiest people in Britain. If he felt that way, he should have cleared off."

Mikey also criticised dancer Dennis McHugh, 23, from Edinburgh, who was booted out of the house in June for spitting at fellow contestant Mohamed Mohamed, also 23.

He added: "When I first met Dennis, I thought, 'Thank goodness there's a fellow Scot, there's somebody I can bond with'.

"But it became abundantly clear very early on that he had a nasty streak. It didn't surprise me when that spitting incident occurred.

"I knew he would resort to doing something extreme if he felt things weren't going the right way. Big Brother acted correctly."

And he was also relieved when Alexandra De-Gale, 23, was also kicked out for intimidating behaviour, adding: "The expression 'barking mad' doesn't do Alex justice. Thank God she got thrown out."

Mikey now plans to write his life story and revealed: "My immediate concern is to attend a function that has been organised by my local bowling club but I want to do stand-up and write a book.

"I went on Big Brother to try to inspire other people with a disability."

And last night, proud mum Mary beamed: "He was an incredible wee boy and so funny. We're full of admiration for him - this is just the beginning for our Mikey."