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Hookers tell how millionaire stars paid miserly £2,940 for 5-girl romp
TWO of the five escort girls who romped with Cristiano Ronaldo and his Man Utd pals ripped the pants off what REALLY happens when a team of cheap hookers tackles a multi-million pound midfield.
Tyese Cunningham and Gemma Storey revealed how they teased £120,000-a week Ronaldo and fellow stars £14m Nani and £17m Anderson with Tesco's finest sexy knickers.
Then the £150-an-hour escort girls dropped their defences and let the soccer aces score at will.
As they slipped in and out of Ronaldo's pool and Jacuzzi, the girls had an orgy all through the night,...stopping only for breathers and fags on the World Cup winker's expensive cream sofa.
"It was huge and L-shaped. I couldn't believe I was there," said 18-year-old Tyese. "I felt like a WAG!"
But WAG stood for What A Git she thought Ron was after counting the money at the end of the lust match...just £2,900-plus an extra £40-for paying by credit card for all five girls. That wouldn't cover a footballer's champagne bill in a nightclub.
"They made me feel cheap," she moaned. "I've slept with about 200 clients and I've never been treated with such little respect. They didn't care about our feelings.
They didn't even talk. They just moved our bodies into the right positions."
Her feelings were far from her mind however when she got the call from McKenzie's escort agency in Leeds-60 miles from Manchester where Ronaldo and his pals wanted to celebrate Man Utd's first win of the season against Spurs last week.
"I'd just been with a client so I said I was going out with friends," said the 34E beauty of Jamaican descent. But when she told me it was footballers I cancelled my mates!
"I put on a blue and gold mini dress and some really sexy black and white underwear from Tesco's which showed off my boobs brilliantly." Gemma, 20, went a little more upmarket with her knickers seeing as how it was footballers.
She disclosed: "They were from Debenhams. I wanted to look my best. Our boss said if we gave them a good time they'd book us again." Along with pals Hannah, Julia and Brandy-Lee they went most of the way in a cab before a Merc, driven by "a fat bloke", took them the rest of the way to Ronaldo's home.
Tyese chipped in: "We turned through some gates up to an amazing house. The fat bloke ushered us through the door then said, 'Which of you is Hannah?'. She was the one with the credit card machine."
They went into the living room where Brazilian Anderson, 19, kissed them all on the cheek as Ronaldo-who has an on-off relationship with Hollyoaks beauty Gemma Atkinson-sat on the sofa smiling.
Tyese added: "Then a man I later found out was Nani came in wearing only boxer shorts, swaggering about saying, 'I am hot, I am hot'. I knew this wasn't going to be simple sex."
The girls were told to help themselves to vodka and Red Bulls. Gemma said: "The only guy I recognised was Ronaldo. I quite fancied him so I asked him, 'Have you got a pool?'
Soon Tyese and Gemma were in there naked with Ronaldo and Nani. Tyese said: "I knew Nani liked me so I made a beeline for him. We started kissing but I don't think he really gave a s**t about me. He just wanted sex.
Steam
"I put my legs around his waist as we kissed and I saw Gemma was kissing Ronaldo.
Then Ronaldo turned to me and said, 'Kiss her'."
When Gemma and Tyese started snogging, Ronaldo rose to the occasion, pulled Gemma out of the pool and took her into the shower room.
Tyese said: "She was having fun, I could hear her screaming!". Gemma was coming to terms with the Portuguese player's prowess. She said: "He was well endowed. He turned me round and pushed me against the wall.
"Then I was on top of him on a bench. Then we did it over the loo. I had to have a shower to cool down."
Meanwhile Tyese had Nani, 20, in a state in the steam room. She giggled: "It was boiling hot! I remember he had an odd shaped manhood. It lasted four or five minutes. It was so hot it was awful."
Ronaldo and Nani strolled off for half-time so the girls got dressed.
Tyese said: "We had a fag and some vodka. Then we had a snoop into the house. It was funny because all the pictures had been turned around so no one could see them."
After topping up their drinks the girls stripped and dipped back into the empty pool. Then their on-the-game took a turn for the worst.
Tyese said: "Suddenly the man who drove us there came back through in just his boxers. He was awful, fat and bald and he got into the pool. He took Gemma out and towards the door. She turned to me, pleading for me to come too. But I said No.
"I went to the living room and was on my own for about 20 minutes laid on Ronaldo's sofa drinking Smirnoff and watching TV. It was so amazing. Then Hannah came downstairs and joined me. She said, 'I can't believe we are here. I am so shagging Ronaldo before I leave'. I said, 'Snap!'.
"Then I heard Gemma shouting my name. I knew she wanted me to rescue her from the fat bloke so I laid on the floor and when she came down she couldn't see me.
"The fat man came down and dragged her back upstairs. About ten minutes later Brandy-Lee came down and joined me for a fag outside.
"Then the fat man returned and said he wanted a turn with me. I said, 'After my fag'. So I smoked mine and then some of Brandy Lee's to prolong it."
But there was no escape. The man took Tyese upstairs to a bedroom and the inevitable happened.
She explained: "After a few minutes I told him I needed a drink. I put my clothes on, ran downstairs and met Gemma for a fag outside."
Ronaldo and Nani were there. "We started talking about bums for some reason and I started feeling Ronaldo's.
"It was great, juicy and big and then he felt my bum. He obviously liked it because he got my hand and led me through to the pool room.
"I thought, 'This is it, this is where I get to have sex with Ronaldo!'
"He got my dress and lifted it up over my head. I slipped off my knickers. We got into the jacuzzi and he sat down and pulled me onto him.
"We were there for about five or six minutes but he didn't speak to me at all.
After a bit he obviously had enough and climbed out. We were being paid to be there but he didn't treat me with an ounce of respect. I put my clothes back on and went for a fag."
Next it was Anderson's turn. "He came on to me and took me into the pool room," said Tyese. "I liked him. He didn't just treat me like a piece of meat. He was the best endowed too. I put my legs around his waist and we had sex. He kissed me afterwards. I didn't feel cheap with him."
Perched
Soon Tyese and Gemma were back in the pool-this time with Nani, Anderson and Ronaldo. "I was kissing Gemma and all the boys and she was kissing me and them too," said Tyese.
"One of the blokes was pleasuring me but I don't know which one. Then her heart sank as the fat man got in too. "Ronaldo said something to him. He turned to me and Gemma and said, 'Get out, I want you to have oral sex'.
"So we did and the blokes watched. Ronaldo got out of the pool and pleasured himself. Anderson was perched on the side and Nani was stood over us. They were all watching us."
The lesbian romp signalled the final whistle and Ronaldo went to bed. They had been at it for four hours.
"The fat man said, 'get your things and leave'. He treated us like s**t. He called a friend of his who drove us home," said Tyese. "I thought having sex with three Manchester United stars would be like a dream come true.
"But I realise now that being a WAG is not all it seems cracked up to be if this is the way they all behave.
"My previous customers have always been polite. But these men had no morals."
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Get it straight miss. You're a hooker. If you want respect put it on the list of services you expect to be paid for.
By Cleareye. Posted ??????? 1 2008 at 6:20 PM.
Very nice site!
By Pharm68. Posted ?????? 29 2008 at 5:10 PM.
How do they expect to gain respect from the blokes if they don't have SELF-respect? Quit whinging.
By Angie. Posted ?????? 29 2008 at 2:29 AM.
"But these men had no morals." ???
That's the funniest part...
Who else has no moral?
By ivana. Posted ?????? 24 2008 at 1:25 PM.
"But these men had no morals." ???
That's the funniest part...
Who else has no moral?
By ivana. Posted ?????? 24 2008 at 1:09 PM.
Haha silly slappers, dont complain, id have sex with them for free!
By Stacey. Posted ?????? 19 2008 at 2:33 PM.
The girls are whores and of them looks like a donkey the other looks like a giraffe. I'm not surprised they didnt get any respect especially when you see better looking prostitutes in the steets
By Madasar. Posted ?????? 19 2008 at 1:51 PM.
Oh dear,
How on earth can they talk about respect when they have no respect for themselves. What were they actually expecting? they got what they wanted a nice sum of cash and some cock. Yet they exploit themselves and still manage to moan about dignity and self respect, women are always finding something to grasp.
By Josh Williams. Posted ?????? 17 2008 at 10:48 PM.
ladies now you have quite a lot of spare cash i will charge you only £75 an hour, not bad. your place or mine?
By sam . Posted ?????? 18 2008 at 2:18 AM.
Maybe if the girls had spent more time on their backs and less time smoking fags they may have earned more dosh, they are definatly not high class as they would not of sold their story. i guess their back in the massage parlour in Bradford now.
By Paul. Posted ?????? 16 2008 at 7:04 AM.
Haha, I actually laughed out loud at these pathetic *****
By Andy. Posted ?????? 16 2008 at 12:47 AM.
prostitutes are prostitutes.
By michael. Posted ?????? 15 2008 at 8:26 PM.
They have NO respect for themselves...and in this country with opportunities they doon't have to be prostitutes..complain about he didn't even speak to me or he didn't care about how we felt...why should a man paying you for sex respect you when you don't even respect yourself...and to make matters worse to then sell your story...no respect for their families either...pity they were paid for this...story or for the sex they would have agreed to be shagged for free because it was a footballer..
By Chantel. Posted ?????? 12 2008 at 12:03 PM.
LOL.
The whores are complaining about men not treating them with respect?
It's what your getting paid for.
By sam. Posted ?????? 11 2008 at 11:48 PM.
well,wellllll...i respect footballerz wwith morals like shearer a 1 woman man....footballing heroes should be heroes and married....not bringing shame on their supporterz
By carlton jackson/christinan. Posted ?????? 10 2008 at 7:38 PM.
It always amazes me when prostitutes talk about being treated with respect when they show none for themselves. They have no morals, they exploit themselves day in day out because they value money over themselves. I hope they haven't caught anything, Ronaldo that is.
The article seems to be mocking these girls, rather than sympathising with their "ordeal". It is hardly an ordeal considering they are getting paid to be have sex with them, and I wouldn't call that cheap!
By Claire. Posted ?????? 10 2008 at 11:06 AM.
Hope the girls haven't caught anything, get yourselves checked
By ian lips. Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 2:26 PM.
Just to add to my previous comment, keep up the good work NotW, reading the comments on this page has me couple up with laughter!!!
By ian lips. Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 1:44 PM.
SLAGS!!!!!
By ian lips. Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 1:36 PM.
duh! Being a hooker doesn't earn you respect from anyone. and btw love, WAG means wives and girlfriends not cheap slapper!!
By lindsey . Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 12:45 PM.
How is £130 per hour cheap?
By jack sparrow. Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 11:10 AM.
"Hookers in being treated cheap shocker"
I dont understand what these bitches are whinging about.
They are cheap hookers with no respect for themselves and then they whinge because people (who paid them for what they offer) dont treat them with respect. Honey your a whore not a nurse.
By sanjeev. Posted ?????? 9 2008 at 5:28 AM.
GET A LIFE GIRLS YOUR JUST A COUPLE FO WHORES WHO THINKS YOUR SOMETHING ELSE RONALDO S GOT RESPECT FOR NO ONE
By david . Posted ?????? 2 2008 at 9:48 AM.
GET A BRAIN GIRLS,RONALDO DOES NOT RESPECT HIS CLUB OR TEAM MATES LET ALONE A COUPLE OF TEN A PENNY WHORES....GET A LIFE
By salford red. Posted ?????? 2 2008 at 9:19 AM.
what was his house like?
.did you take any photos of the house?
i wud of lol hahaha
ummm.... any chance you no to size of ronaldo's manhood?
Is Ronaldo a good kisser?
please tell me .... im interested
lol
By Racris. Posted ??????? 30 2008 at 11:21 PM.
Am still giggling about the tesco knickers - and the other one who wore debenhams knickers in honour of the fact that they were footballers....
By me. Posted ??????? 30 2008 at 11:49 AM.
What exactly are these girls comlaining about? They made thousands of pounds (combined) for 4 hours of sex in a nice home. They were not beaten, they were not raped, they performed their services and left in one piece richer. If they wanted love they wouldn't be hooking.
Gotta love the no morals and no self respect calls too. For one, it's a crock because ALL women are, in one way or another, paid sex workers. Lets face it, for all the bluster and all the literature and all the words and all the BS men put out there in order to molify women and get in theri pants, ultimately all we want is that sex. We don't pay our friends, but we will pay for clothes and jewels and homes and dinners out and plays and movies and vacations all in the name of sex... read that clearly... sex, not your friendship ladies, your sex. So we can either ring you up for a few hours at a good rate or pay over a longer time for sex, but pay we men will, one way or another.
For another, odds are they are so upset and disgusted with the women because they are to much of a slob to be in the position where men will pay them for sex, and it ticks them off.
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By ivaho. Posted ??????? 27 2008 at 10:49 AM.
i just get so fascinated reading articles like this because i just cant get over the fact these things happen. I would never dream of being some ugly arrogant footballer's piece of meat for a night, these girls are so young and sorry to say but extremely thick!!! You only have yourselves to blame for nasty situations like this one. Do you really think some disgusting DumbAss ugly footballer who do not really have any respect or feelings for anything but themselves would give a shred of respect for girls who sell there bodies like you've got nothing else to do for a living! Just cant get over these articles i read!! This is one crazy world we live in.
By sheena j. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 6:02 PM.
What strange morals we all have?
Women have always been sold for sex. Whether this is done via centuries of marriage or by social customs here in the west. It is just Men who are put on a different moral sphere.
If you were to buy something from a shop would you expect the customer to be even a bit respectful?
By Mary. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 1:45 PM.
Is this story supposed to be funny?
These girls need to be educated, footballers are users, disloyal to their partners, unable to keep their tackle under control and have no respect for their own let alone for cheap
hookers willing to do anything for money. Treated with respect, are they kidding? What type of respect is it that you get for screwing whoever clicks their fingers as well as performing like a circus act just because that's what they were asked to do? Prostitution has its benefits for the likes of those that really need it (Craig Probert - cute post) but hey, keep it to yourselves!
By Sassy. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 11:07 AM.
Sorry girls but they treated you like that because you are trash with no self respect.
You sold your bodies for a not bad price so why are you complaining.If I buy a piece of meat I dont tell it I love it,I just eat it and thats what you are to them just a piece of meat.
By Angie. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 9:52 AM.
I hope these floozies have paid tax & NI on their earnings.Would they also have to work a week in hand ??
By Bertyowl. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 9:53 AM.
Please, tell them, respect are earned and not inherited.
Unless you respect yourself first, no one will start it for you.
You sell your respect in the name of making a living, why are they crying over it.
By Nick Yaki. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 9:35 AM.
These woman are just gross... You are prostitutes, why on earth would men treat you with respect, when it's so obvious you have know respect for yourself! Get a life, get a proper job & join the real would you scummy bitches.
By Vicky. Posted ??????? 26 2008 at 1:13 AM.
aint they using condom
By akinlade ismail. Posted ??????? 21 2008 at 3:25 PM.
I am quite surprised with this article and the women feeling cheap and used by these men. I mean aren't they prostitutes who sell their bodies? What do they expect? A cuddle or better yet marriage proposals and designer handbags? They;re paid exactly what they charged so all this talk about cheap footballers which are true and disrespectful attitude which is true is pure nonsense. If Ronaldo were to give them each dozens of designer stuff, they would have sing him praises. Well at least Ronaldo shares with his driver doesn't he?
By SF. Posted ??????? 21 2008 at 4:07 AM.
How on earth do they expect to be treated, their in a job with low morals or standards and how can she feel like a WAG, the guys wouldn't be interested in them in the slightest.
Kiss and tell, nothing like a woman scorned
By Graham. Posted ??????? 19 2008 at 8:49 AM.
Tesco underwear £5
Marlboro Lights £6
5 whores for the night £3k
Whore complaining of being made to feel cheap - priceless
By Steven Barnes. Posted ??????? 16 2008 at 2:11 PM.
These girls have no morals and they are not cheap the prices they charge!!! And it thier type of poisiton don't think talking is what they are paying for somehow...........they can get that from anybody in a bar!!
By jarole. Posted ??????? 16 2008 at 12:53 PM.
the girls don't have to talk about morals.they just shamed themselves.
By stephen. Posted ??????? 15 2008 at 7:04 PM.
Norman Pratt - And you would turn it back if it was offered to you in a tub of jelly?
Norman by name and name by nature.
By Arthur Penrice. Posted ??????? 12 2008 at 1:12 PM.
I wonder if the police will take any action.
Here we have people who openly admit to breaking the law.
If it were a person telling how they've dealt drugs to 200 people, the police would be straight in there prosecuting.
But when it's women dealing sex illegally - nothing.
By trublu. Posted ??????? 12 2008 at 9:16 AM.
They sure do smoke a lot don't they!?
By Rob C. Posted ??????? 12 2008 at 8:53 AM.
i think thatthese girls are right some football stars do treat girls like s**t and theydont deserve it
good one girls dont ever fall for it again
luvz ya both xxxxx
By jim. Posted ??????? 8 2008 at 6:27 PM.
lol good girls hey if ya got a spare few hours let me know ill leave my phone number give me a call lol x x x
By pete. Posted ??????? 5 2008 at 4:22 PM.
Wow
These women talking moral and respect. Hello wat world
these girls living in they sell their bodies too any one who pays them that is a lot of talk comming from them
get a life girls.
By panther 68. Posted ??????? 5 2008 at 3:43 PM.
Such lovely girls.
Your families must be so proud of you.
By Norman Pratt. Posted ??????? 5 2008 at 8:16 AM.
as woman we need to have some moral respect 4 ur bodies so men cant takes us cheap.u are a shame to womanhood u deserve that and more. it disgusting.
By sukai. Posted ??????? 3 2008 at 10:29 PM.
I dont think there is anything wrong with pulling chics purly because you have alot of money, after all when your a proper ugly son-of-bitch like me thats the only way to get your end away
By Craig Probert from Bishops Cleeve. Posted ??????? 2 2008 at 4:06 PM.
i think what we have to remember is that we are all human, and should respect one another no matter what job you do.
As for morals, i think both the footballers and the women have no morals due to the fact that the brass's were the at the request of the the footballers, yet the footballers treated them as though they were worhtless and were not gentleman like, but the brass's also clearly have no morals in the sense that they were doing there job yet clearly profited from selling this story.
Not very professional on or off the pitch!!!
By randy savage. Posted ??????? 2 2008 at 4:41 PM.
if they have the money let them spend it on what they want
By peter jones. Posted ??????? 1 2008 at 9:03 PM.
holalaaaa
By hote. Posted ???????? 29 2008 at 1:23 PM.
I am fazed by what i read, how long have these players got to stop, doing these type of things? it is incredibly shameful for their club's reputation let alone theirs too
As for the girls, they went to ask for trouble, let them get it.
By Pedro-Baptista. Posted ???????? 29 2008 at 10:30 AM.
Interesting that its just the girls who slated as "cheap" and lacking morals. These three footballers clearly don't have any respect for themselves either.
By Serran. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 11:21 PM.
This is such a funny article! My favorite part was "Anderson was polite and didn't treat me like a piece of meat" A hooker with a heart...classic
By Kattie. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 11:19 PM.
There is nothing wrong with being a hooker but this is all just so cheap and funny at the same time, thanks for the good laugh.
By Stephen Saunders. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 11:09 PM.
Who's exploiting who here? The Prostitutes or the Footballers? Could it be that they are both using each other! Read a book called 'The Woman Racket' by Steve Moxon for an indepth insight!
By Michael Wiffen. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 12:23 PM.
HaHa!!!! He made me feel cheap - LMAO!!!!! As for feeling like a WAG - LMAO again!!!!! This is one of the funniest articles I've read in ages!
By George Hammer. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 10:54 AM.
I laughed so much at the prostitute's complaint that they made her feel so cheap!!!! Hello?? She's a prostitute. How she can expect to be treated with respect when she clearly has none for herself is beyond me. She is clearly deluded, has the morals of a harlot and was treated as such.
By David. Posted ???????? 28 2008 at 12:42 AM.
Morals?
How can these girls who have sex with people for money talk about morals? They haven't got any.
If they don't want to be treated like a piece of meat than why do they sell themselves as one? They sell their bodies to whoever is willing to pay. These girls have no morals and no self respect. It's quite disgusting.
By Andrew Moorehouse. Posted ???????? 27 2008 at 4:41 PM.