FLASH, BANG TROLLOP!

FLESH, bang, wallop... what a bitch-ure!

It's the dramatic moment stunned Shelley Buddington caught her cheating fella in bed -with her half-naked MUM.

After snapping the sleazy panic-stricken pair on her mobile phone Shelley posted the damning picture on her Facebook internet page for the world to see.

And she told us: "Some might think putting it on the website is an evil thing to do. But is it worse than being betrayed by your mother and boyfriend? I don't think so!

Giggling

"I just wanted to show everyone what b*****ds they'd been to me."

Shelley's nightmare unfolded when she paid a surprise visit to her 43-year-old mum Lesley, in Kingswood, Bristol.

She let herself into the house and was immediately suspicious-after spotting lover Andrew Blay's size 9 Timberland boots placed neatly on the mat.

Barmaid SHELLEY, 22, admitted: "My stomach churned. For a start, Andrew was meant to be at work.

"I could hear some music on upstairs so I quietly made my way up.

"As I got near the top I could hear giggling coming from the bedroom. I stopped for a minute and didn't know what to do. I was hoping I'd made some terrible mistake and Andrew was putting up a shelf or something that I didn't know about.

"But then I heard Mum shriek like a banshee and moan that his hands were too cold. And that confirmed my worst fears.

"I actually felt quite calm then. I just walked in through the door, turned and took the picture.

"It's almost funny now because there was none of that 'It's not what it seems' stuff from either of them.

"Andrew leapt up in his boxer shorts and just went white while Mum in just her lacy knickers launched herself at me like I was a paparazzo or something. I called them a 'pair of dirty b*****ds' and stormed out in tears."

Shelley and Aussie-born insurance worker Andrew, 22 had been an item for 10 months.

"Things had been going well," she added. "He was a really nice guy and always eager to help Mum.

"He'd get a lot of texts from her but always said it was because she needed him to take something to the tip or go up in the loft.

"The three of us have been on quite a few boozy nights out, too. Andrew and Mum always liked to get giddy and have a dance. The alarm bells never rang but looking back it was obvious there was an attraction growing.

"They both swear blind that when I caught them it was the first time-but I simply don't believe them. What a tosser that bloke is. And he wasn't very good in bed anyway!

"I think maybe in time I'll forgive my mum and we can move on-but not at the moment."

Shamed mum LESLEY claimed smooth-talking Andrew seduced her with wine and a massage as she did the washing-up.

"He just popped round unannounced," she said. "One thing led to another and we ended up in the bedroom.

"As we got undressed I kept telling myself to stop and knew it was wrong but I was eager for some fun and my selfish side took over.

Tempted

"Nothing happened, though. Shelley caught us before we made love. And part of me is glad she did because at least I didn't commit the ultimate betrayal by having sex with him."

But love rat ANDREW has no such regrets. He declared: "So what, mate? Lesley's a good-looking woman and it was on a plate.

"Anyway, I'm going back home in the New Year so I couldn't care less!"

Sadly, Shelley added: "I'm tempted to make it up with Mum bcause you only get one mother and fellas come and go.

"But I just can't get that picture of them together out of my mind."

Neither can we, Shelley!