Teachers strip for calendar

PLEASE Miss, the dog ate my homework... can I stay behind for detention?

These sexy teachers are making grown-up lads all over Britain wish they were back at school.

They left their gym kits at home to pose for the snaps which feature in a cheeky calendar sending up the blokey fantasy of the classroom temptress.

They had originally intended the shoot to be a bit of fun - but their classy bit of homework was quickly snapped up by Virgin Megastore.

And in shops up and down the country men are lining up (single file, no running now!) to grab a copy to pin on their wall for further study.

Miss July Mihaela Nikita, 26, says she is surprised by the soaring sales but reckons her pupils will see the fun side of it.

The blonde infants teacher from Dulwich, southeast London, said: "My kids won't mind me modelling in my bikini. The parents might think it's a big deal though."

And for Miss June, Lucille Brown, 25, posing for the calendar made a welcome change from the modest clothes she has to wear at her special needs school in Stratford-upon-Avon.

She explained: "You have to be careful not to emphasise your femininity because the boys are all curious if they see someone wearing a low-cut top."

But for Miss August, Sophia Bonham, stripping down was no big deal because her pupils are used to seeing her in a bikini-she's a swimming instructor. Sophia from Hinckley, Leics, said: "People expect teachers to be prim and proper. It'll be interesting to see what the results will be."

We reckon you deserve an A-star for your corr!sework, ladies.

You can buy 100% Real Teachers at Virgin Megastores for £6.99.

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