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THE LORD BE WITH ROO: Wayne
WAYNE Rooney has revealed he might have joined the priesthood had he not made it as a footballer.
The 23-year-old England player - and ex school dunce - said the only thing he liked at school was religious studies.
Speaking at the launch of a campaign sponsored by Coke Zero to find Britain's best young street footballer the Manchester United striker said "I haven't a clue what else I would have done. I wasn't really the best in school."
When pressed to name another profession, rather than naming one of the usual suspects, like plumbing, or building, he stunned with: "I always enjoyed RE (religious education), so maybe a priest."
Did anyone mention that priests shouldn't go to brothels or swear their heads off...hmm looks like you made the right career choice, love!
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