Jordan: I've blown it

DAZED Jordan has woken up from her week-long binge in Ibiza . . . to realise it might cost her HER KIDS.

The out-of-control model confessed she has to "get a grip" or risk losing custody to estranged husband Peter Andre.

"I've been acting like Jordan at her worst - and meanwhile Pete's destroyed me by acting like the perfect dad," she groaned to friends.

JORDAN'S WEEK IN PHOTOS

"I know how bad it all looks and how badly it could play in the divorce court - but I just wanted to say, 'f*** it - f*** the world, f*** everyone'. Now I have to calm down."

The penny finally dropped after Jordan, 31 - real name Katie Price - had an early night on Friday following a week in which she has been snapped STAGGERING around the island's clubs, CANOODLING with musclebound male model Anthony Lowther and FLASHING her underwear.

Hell

Meanwhile Peter, 36, has been pictured in tears on holiday in Cyprus with Junior, four, Princess Tiaamii, one, and Harvey, seven - Jordan's son with ex soccer ace Dwight Yorke.

"She keeps seeing Pete looking like the best dad in the world while she looks like the mum from hell," said one of her close friends. "So we've told her to sort herself out."

But "nice Jordan" may be a difficult PR stunt for the wayward mum-of-three to pull off after she poured a torrent of scorn on her husband as her partying euphoria wore off.

First she bitterly told friends Peter was only crying for the cameras during an emotional reunion with his worried mum Thea who jetted from Australia to comfort him on Friday. "Those were crocodile tears," she snorted. "The whole thing was stage managed. He wants to look like Superdad. Pete's had a battle plan in place from day one to paint himself as whiter than white."

Then she revealed she was so JEALOUS of the Mysterious Girl singer's night out with Bollywood beauty Sophie Chaudhary at the International Indian Film Academy Awards in China that she went out of her way to get the upper hand by smooching with model Anthony Lowther. "She's welcome to him," she said. "That's why I hooked up with Anthony Lowther - it was going one better."

And she mocked Peter's attempt to kick-start his singing career at the awards where only 200 people turned up to hear him. "Pete's career isn't singing, it's me," she scoffed. "No-one will be interested in him without me.

"He's supposedly popular in China - well, so is eating chicken feet. And only 200 people came to see him sing.

"In a year's time, once the divorce is sorted, I'll be as big as ever but he'll just be known as 'ex-husband of Katie Price'." Jordan had her pow-wow with pals yesterday after a two-hour early morning gym session for her calendar shoot. She told them she plans to wipe the slate clean - starting by getting rid of a 'Pete' tattoo on her arm.

Yesterday lunchtime she cynically teased photographers by walking into a fetish shop - the Sa Majeste store which advertises itself as an 'Erotik Boutik' - and emerging with a plaster over the tattoo. But she'd told pals: "I'm going to try to trick them into thinking I've got the tat lasered. Seriously though, I'm getting rid of it as soon as I get home. Every time I look at it, I think of that b****** who left his family."

Steamy

After a week of sticking it to her estranged husband, the model claims steamy photos of her and 28-year-old model Lowther in a hotel balcony clinch, were just her way of getting revenge on Peter. "Anthony's just arm candy," she said.

Jordan has also bragged to a friend that she's been cosying up to Paul McCartney's ace divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton. "She's s*** hot," she said. "I've run a lot by her and she's given me very good advice."

Last night Peter reacted with fury to Katie's suggestions that his tears were fake when he was reunited with his mum. A close friend said: "Anyone who knows Peter knows those tears were totally genuine. He wears his heart on his sleeve. He didn't walk away from her lightly.

"He has been through a harrowing time and everyone needs their mum when they are under that kind of stress.

"Peter has watched what has gone on in Ibiza in the last week with horror. Kate is the mother of his kids."

Yesterday he was pictured playing happily with the children on the lawn at his £1 million villa near Larnaca.

Meanwhile, Jordan spent half an hour at the Sa Majeste store shopping for bondage gear before leaving with several carrier bags. She said: "If people want to judge me on the basis of one week, big deal. I know I can be a great mum to Harvey, Junior and Princess."

But a pal of Peter's said: "He is with the kids having fun - she is in a fetish store. It says it all really, doesn't it?"

Additional reporting: DAN EVANS

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