Afro ace pulled a mooney to woo Rooney!

WAYNE'S COUSIN NATALIE REVEALS RAT'S TACTICS

GOOD UP FRONT: Natalie is the cousin of Wayne Rooney

REAR WE GO: Fellaini

CHEAT: With love Lara

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By Tom Latchem, 31/05/2009

ANGRY Natalie Rooney is so cross with loverat soccer ace Marouane Fellaini she's given us the FRO down on his crack seduction techniques.

The mop-haired afro man - who forgot to mention he already had a girlfriend - romanced Nat, 19, cousin of Goodison Park legend Wayne, by asking her to get her bum out.

The Everton star even dropped his own trousers on their first date. "He kept saying, 'Don't be shy - I will show you mine," complained Nat.

Click here for more photos of Natalie Rooney

But when their fling was revealed by the News of the World Fellaini went ballistic, fearing long- term love Lara Binet would find out. Natalie, whom you can see more photos of by clicking on the icon above, said: "It was so exciting dating my favourite player, but he was only interested in one thing - sex.

"The sneak didn't tell me he had a girlfriend back in Belgium. Had I known I wouldn't have gone near him. Then he had the cheek to dump ME!"

They were introduced last month by Everton youth star Jose Baxter, 17, who had shown Fellaini, 22, a sexy snap of Natalie's 32G boobs. Fellaini, who helped Everton to yesterday's FA Cup final against Chelsea, started texting Natalie, 19.

In broken English, he wrote: "Com please me only my family no hier Please for me babe." She agreed to go to his flat by Liverpool's Princess Dock. Nat said: "I thought he looked like Screech the geek from Saved By The Bell, so was a bit 'whatever' about it.

"But in person he's more attractive. I definitely fancied him.He asked which Everton player I liked best. When I said him he high-fived me!"

The charm offensive continued with a cheeky request to leer at her rear. "He was trying to say he had seen my bum in a photo and asked if he could see it in real life.

"I told him 'no way'. Then he dropped his trousers and mooned right at me. He did have a lovely bum and I slapped it - but still refused to show him mine!" She wasn't so shy about letting him have a play up front. "He asked to see my boobs, and I love getting them out so I showed him. He said, 'Big, very big!'"

And next week they'll be even BIGGER when Nat flies out to Mills & Mills clinic on the Costa del Sol for a second £3,500 bra-busting op taking her up to a 32JJ.

Naked

The next time she met Fellaini, things got more steamy.

"He started touching my boobs and kissing me. He seemed loved-up. We were naked and having fun. The funny thing was, with all that hair on his head, he was clean shaven elsewhere!"

But after the story about his fling with Nat appeared Fellaini realised he'd had another kind of close shave . . . risking losing Lara.Natalie said: "He went mad and I've not heard from him since."

THE ART OF FRO-MANCE

1 - Send sexy texts

2 - Give her high five

3 - Ask to see her bum

4 - Show her yours!

Your comments

This article has 24 comments

I've noticed its all women slagging her off. Jealous are we????

By ady. Posted June 5 2009 at 12:46 PM.

ruff stuff not exactly take home ot mommy stuff, wouldnt want to be seen by the mates with that thing on my arm.

By Neil. Posted June 2 2009 at 2:12 AM.

Is that the drag queen cousin? Ew...she's tastless...all around. the hair yuck on all fronts! the facial jewelry. yuck. the lingerie. yuck...and by Goodness...that make up...it's so streetwalker dirty. someone...my eyes are burning! help!

By kim. Posted June 1 2009 at 3:32 AM.

Clearly her boobs are bigger than her brain already. She would be better off working on getting smarter rather than making her obviously enhanced chest even more artificial.

And loose the lip piercing...what trash.

By Listo . Posted May 31 2009 at 8:34 PM.

OMG somrbody actually commented saying they had respect for Colleen Rooney because she has a job aswell as being a WAG,what is this job may i ask? The TV job she got from being a WAG?

The only WAGS who have jobs despite being married to a footballer are cheryl cole and victoria beckham..aswell as the wives we never hear about due to them being decent,Paul scholes wife and ryan giggs

what i dont get is everybody is having a go at her? hes the one with a girlfriend? have you all got selective reading?they are both as bad as eachother

By Alex jonson. Posted May 31 2009 at 6:23 PM.

Dog
imagine it with out makeup

By lisa. Posted May 31 2009 at 6:16 PM.

she is an absolute beast, and has a horrible attitude too. going to the costadelsol to get a 32JJ bust says a lot about her

By jenny. Posted May 31 2009 at 5:22 PM.

The comments here show no indication of values, and this girl will turn into a fat unattractive woman in about 25 years with nothing going for her! If the rest of you sports fans don't get yourselves back to school and get some education, you will all end up the same! On the dole!

By Gramps. Posted May 31 2009 at 5:43 PM.

Ruff...

By Rob. Posted May 31 2009 at 4:06 PM.

what is it with wannabe WAGS who think that it good to be dating a footballer. the only ones who I like are Carly Zucker, Coleen Rooney, Victoria Beckham and Alex Gerrard because they still do a job and Coleen was going out with Wayne way before he was even famous so people can't say anythin about her. Theo Walcott's girlfriend (i think its theo's anyway) just wants to go to university and not have to depend on him the only thing that she will really need is her car that he bought her.

By Charlee. Posted May 31 2009 at 3:24 PM.

Hey Natalie, well DONE! That was a nice "bur-lesquetering" performane from you...! :) Next...!

By Sean Yins. Posted May 31 2009 at 3:07 PM.

She's never met the man in person;

Receives text from him inviting her to his home(!);

She's "whatever" about him, but goes anyway;

Straightaway, he gets personal asking to see her backside.

Is that how relationships start nowadays?

What about their hopes and aspirations, their common goals and self-respect. None seems to have been relevant.

That alone should have rang warning bells for both of them. It didn't, he got scared, she got burnt, sold her story, they both look idiots, end of!

By Mojo. Posted May 31 2009 at 2:27 PM.

*yawn*
How unusual...a girl with fake hair, fake tan, fake boobs and seemingly fake morals, takes a stand at being 'cheated on' by selling a story to the paper...
If you want respect, respect yourself!

By MrsO. Posted May 31 2009 at 11:50 AM.

Doesn't she realise that her slagging off of Fellaini's romancing abilities makes her look way worse than him?

After all, it was enough to get her to bed.

Without half a kilo of silicone and all that make-up, Fellaini probably wouldn't have looked twise at her.

By Tommy. Posted May 31 2009 at 8:54 AM.

Hm, what style. Had he not dumped her, I bet she'd feel differently.

Instead of spending money on even bigger boobs (and back pain relief!), how about getting an education - or doing something to try to look attractive if that's what really matters to her. Not the prettiest thing around.

By Alex Davidson. Posted May 31 2009 at 7:28 AM.

LOL...what a slapper!.
Or to put it another way-shes a talentless airhead with no self respect and thinks shell be a better more successful person if she gets a boob-job.
Look how happy Jordan is love....ring any bells?.

By Alex the Merciless. Posted May 31 2009 at 7:42 AM.

Another wannabe trying to get 'famous' on the back of others! Go away silly girl!

How many like her in this country, get some real ambition, without using others!!

By GlennAmy. Posted May 31 2009 at 7:46 AM.

What a lovely lot you are...

By mrsmac. Posted May 31 2009 at 7:10 AM.

A bit of a mooooose... She is a Rooney though, so you wouldn't expect her to be blessed in the looks dept.

By Karl. Posted May 31 2009 at 4:24 AM.

"She looks like a pig in knickers.""You just wouldn't though would you? She's not even a ten pinter"
I just about choked to death laughing.

By Ann Marie Wood. Posted May 31 2009 at 3:01 AM.

what a moo!
A right W(sl)ag

By kenny. Posted May 31 2009 at 1:32 AM.

Good effort Felli lad, any port in a storm!

By Simon. Posted May 31 2009 at 12:28 AM.

She looks like a pig in knickers.

By Pip. Posted May 31 2009 at 12:14 AM.

You just wouldn't though would you? She's not even a ten pinter!

By Robson. Posted May 31 2009 at 12:24 AM.

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