Brand's in a Laura trouble

He's gorgeous. Open you eyes, those that knock him "protest" too much. And as for the allegations of "dirty" and needing soap, I assume they have sniffed him at point blank range - if not, how are you qualified to comment...?? Anybody who says he isn't good-looking please post pictures of yourselves so we can compare you. Hope your bone structure is half as fabulous as his.

By louise.. Posted September 14 2009 at 4:31 PM.

Russell isn't everyones taste, but he is mine!! When I saw him in the flesh for first time I saw he looks even hotter!
And the comment on him not been able to spell 'style', you clearly have never paid attention to what he says or how he speaks. More intelligent than you clearly. Much loves Russell!

By Bekie.. Posted April 27 2009 at 4:17 PM.

well where to start..how about if you knew anything about dear old Russ you'd know that he is really deep..we;re not talking about the sex part... and belive me I'm totally interesting in having a converstaion with him..yes I'd jump up and down on the couch and be childish and silly,.then we'd go back to discussing life the universe and everything His sex life is his!! end of story ...he's just famous and so is followed around by papparats who make money off his love of women and sell the pictures to the sad people who need to know...
the only stuff I want to know about Russ I've heard from him...and as we all know gossip is just that

so Russ lets have tea and run around playing cowboys and indians...and talk and laugh

give them something else to talk about

By LunaJune.. Posted April 26 2009 at 6:54 PM.

Serves them all right if they find out he is a 'Gonner Hear' ?

By Tom.. Posted April 26 2009 at 3:53 PM.

This guy got yellow teeth, yucks

By harold.. Posted April 26 2009 at 3:22 PM.

There are thousands of women who would sell their donuts for a night of passion with this man. I think that speaks volume about our sad social decline. Not to mention that they all need to go to Specsavers. I consider myself to be better looking than Mr Brand, but I'm afraid that I'm not on the telly and I don't have any money so I won't be getting lucky.

By Ed.. Posted April 26 2009 at 2:07 PM.

Obviously the people posting the comments below ( except "Me") have never actually taken the time to really listen to Russell's work. He is talented and articulate and very well versed, along with being very funny. As for his 'look', it totally suits him and it's all his. He's not dirty or unkept, and I'd be happy to have him snuggle up to me. I should be so lucky. Emma looks sweet !

By Maus.. Posted April 26 2009 at 2:06 PM.

i so would.

By hayles.. Posted April 26 2009 at 12:00 PM.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - WHY would any woman even ADMIT to seeing/kissing/sleeping with Russell Brand !!!!!!! He turns my stomach and I'd rather spend life as a virgin and be unkissed that be within 10 feet of him. He's revolting.

By madonna.. Posted April 26 2009 at 10:57 AM.

Eeeew! He always looks so grubby. Style? Please, the man doesn't even know how to spell style, let alone have it!

By Jenni.. Posted April 26 2009 at 10:20 AM.

Russell has been nothing if not honest about his attitude towards fidelity. He doesn't do it. He's had a few goes, and even managed a few months at a time. But, unless something changes (and clearly it hasn't so far) he just doesn't have it in him. Presumably his company is enjoyable enough in the "holiday romance" way for some women to think it's worth it.

By Wills.. Posted April 26 2009 at 9:13 AM.

Are we surprised, he's is like Charlie out of Two and a Half Men, will jump on anything with a pulse if anything he should jump in a shower.

By Brian.. Posted April 26 2009 at 8:11 AM.

Well I suppose this merry-go-round keeps the tiny talent that is Brand in the papers so job done!

By Phil.. Posted April 26 2009 at 8:07 AM.

Orangina, you are right! Why else would anyone bear to have such a physically revolting, unfunny, smug man anywhere near them

By the cat's mother.. Posted April 26 2009 at 6:54 AM.

"Love rat"? More like loves himself prat.

By Les Happy.. Posted April 26 2009 at 2:05 AM.

he is not unkempt you idiot orangina !! It's his style calm down...

By Me .. Posted April 26 2009 at 1:54 AM.

Ladies - please be careful ....

By Jen.. Posted April 26 2009 at 12:43 AM.

Ladies ladies ladies....kick this vile weasel into touch!!! Oh sorry I forgot you like his money and the lifestyle, snuggling up with an unkempt dirty man is a small price to pay for z list fame eh? Sad world!

By orangina.. Posted April 26 2009 at 12:13 AM.