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SORRY boys in blue -you're BUSTED.
That's the message from ex-cop Maxine Barham as she hangs up her uniform to make an arresting sight as a model.
For today the beauty bares witness to the wild sex secrets of our bobbies on the beat.
"No one cares because everyone is at it, in patrol cars, at the station," says Maxine. "I did it with one senior PC in a police van on duty. Boy were we rocking it."
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Maxine, 26, tells how Blues made Twos whenever the chance came up. She first saw the evidence shortly after joining up . . . and catching four cops bed-handed in her hotel room at a force swimming competition.
"I was sharing with two girls and when I came back to the room they were at it with PCs on the beds. They told me to stay and watch," she says.
Cop-turned-model Maxine's sex secrets
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It wasn't long before she was at it too. "My PC would make sure we were on night shift together," she says.
"We'd drive the van into a park climb into the back and do it. It made the shift go faster."
COP THIS: Maxine now
And Maxine reveals how she once copped off with another officer boyfriend in a SHOWER at her nick in Havering, East London.
"He walked in as I was in there, stripped and lifted me up to have sex against the wall. It was mind-blowing," says Maxine. The randy cops loved taking risks. "We were at a Christmas do one year and one female PC gave another cop oral sex under the table while her husband was sat a few tables away," she says.
"Things would always get out of hand on work nights out and there'd be an orgy somewhere.
"It's easy to get away with it because of the unsociable hours police officers work-you spend all your time with colleagues and not your family or friends."
The stunner even claims detectives used cases as an opportunity to pull. "DC's are notorious for it. Gathering statements can take a few days and several meets with the witness.
ON PARADE: Army days
"They would build up banter, go to their houses and seal the deal in more ways than one."
And she says she knew of patrol car PCs who would look for drunken girls at weekends to give them a lift home. "They would chat them up and s**g them."
But now, unlike them, she's put her truncheon away for good for a modelling career. "For the first time in my life I'm loving being a woman. I've spent years covering up and having to dress like a bloke," says Maxine who also spent time in the Army.
But she still uses one bit of official kit-her HANDCUFFS. "I think all coppers have used them in the bedroom at some point. I know I have-it drives blokes wild!"
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This article has 19 comments
i used to work with maxine and don't blame her for selling her story, why shouldn't she? She's not doing anyone any harm. Everyone is making comments like "won't her kids be proud" but at the end of the day she is a single mum (as the father of her kid (typical copper) was playing away with another married WPC) so why shouldn't she make some money. Anyone who has ever worked where we work knows that she is not saying anything that isn't true, and any of her ex colleagues who have slagged her off are probably the ones who are at it themselves. If maxine is anything like me she has probably had to put up with being sexually harassed on a daily basis by her male colleagues in a sexually charged environment where WPC's are treated like sex objects. There are a lot of females in the police who carve careers out of sexual harassment claims or making trouble for their male colleagues and maxine wasn't one of them so good luck to her.
By kate moss.. Posted March 31 2009 at 10:42 PM.
corn ball stuff, what is she now a kissagram? quite a pretty girl but there are 000's of younger more attractive girls in the glamour game, she should get a proper job, there is too much competition out there for her
By ian.. Posted March 31 2009 at 7:27 PM.
I can safely bet that those who have left nasty and negative comments here are a) Jealous bitchy girls who know they'll never be as attractive as Maxine or b) Jealous ugly men who know that pulling or dating someone like Maxine is far beyond their dreams. So I'll open a bottle of wine to them all; it's made from 100% sour grapes!
Good luck with the new job Maxine, and well done for spilling the beans. You're now in a more honest profession! xx
By Napoleon Blownaparte.. Posted March 31 2009 at 7:43 PM.
You'd do anything for 5 mins of publicity have you not thought of the effect and shame this will bring on your two boys? 26?? thought you were alot older than that Maxine!!!
I hope you are proud of your achievements!!
By ..... Posted March 30 2009 at 7:28 PM.
I feel compelled to mention that Maxine happens to be the kindest friendliest person one could wish for.
She doesn't deserve some of these comments.
By Robert.. Posted March 30 2009 at 6:20 PM.
She can nick me anytime!
By Jambo.. Posted March 29 2009 at 11:06 PM.
I went out with a WPC in 2000. She was also ex-army and the sex was absolutely fantastic - handcuffs, uniform, the lot. It was a shame it ended, but this article brought back lots of fond memories. Thanks
By John Bull.. Posted March 29 2009 at 8:29 PM.
Oh very dear. It really does only go on in Havering not only have they recently lost one of their best male PC's because of a womans idea of luring men in and spitting them out to then have the smack in the face of them claiming a million pound in compensation and now this. . . . im ashamed to be female at the moment. Ex PC's like u should be dealt with as if u still were in the police. I feel for every male officer in the met. This is outragous and totally untrue. I HOPE YOUR KIDS MAXINE ENJOY READING THIS...!!!!
By female KD.. Posted March 29 2009 at 8:26 PM.
I used to be married to a fireman and this is peanuts compared
By Jo.. Posted March 29 2009 at 6:59 PM.
police like this - no wonder we're in trouble. here's to the true boys & girls in blue doing a great job, only to be shamed by this one
By emilio.. Posted March 29 2009 at 4:29 PM.
This woman is a disgrace and is the reason why so many police wives unfairly hate WPCs. I was a met police (female) officer for 20 years and an attractive one too. I didnt do this and never saw/heard of anyone else doing it. officers do "hook up" but NOT on duty. Its no different from any other workplace except maybe stronger bonds of frienships are forged due to the nature of the work. She has set female officers back 20 years with her publicity hunting lies and should be ashamed. Thank god she isnt serving anymore. We have a term in the Met for females like her....STATION BIKE. What a tart.
By jackie.. Posted March 29 2009 at 4:17 PM.
What a bunch of crap. Glad she's not in the service anymore. Police officers are human, away at a competition...what makes them different then a football team at an away match? OFF DUTY!! As for the back of a police van ON DUTY....you should be ashamed that you weren't doing the job you SWORE TO THE QUEEN you would uphold. Silly cow.
By Anderson.. Posted March 29 2009 at 3:49 PM.
Attention seeker alert. Ive been in the police force for a long time and never seen anything or heard of anything like this going on! But then i'm sure if you dig under the surface of any big company or organisation you will find things like this happening all the time. Some people just can't keep their legs shut or their pants on!!
By Dave.. Posted March 29 2009 at 3:32 PM.
wind your neck in maz, this tart is looking for publicity, the police are like every profession, there are bad ones but the majority are exceptional officers, I know ive spent my whole adult life in the police force and married to an officer, how would you cope with the stress of the job, not very well I expect.
By TC.. Posted March 29 2009 at 11:37 AM.
There's always one isn't there maz? Get a life mate.
By loopyone.. Posted March 29 2009 at 11:27 AM.
Maxine Barham was walking along with another wpc and an alsation sniffer dog. She said to the other wpc i am cold i have fogotten my knickers, there at the station. The other one said i have a good idea lift your skirt and let the dog sniff at your crutch? He will run back to the station collect your draws and bring them to you, She does this and an hour later the dog comes back with the Chief constables c..k in its mouth.
By robert attenborrow.. Posted March 29 2009 at 9:24 AM.
Not surprised there's so much crime. The Police are good for nothing & this proves it!
By maz.. Posted March 29 2009 at 9:02 AM.
if shes like most cops then she'll not be slow in getting the cuffs out,but not to arrest criminals,just her "special partners"!oh how id like to be her catch of the day.
By craig d.. Posted March 29 2009 at 12:09 AM.
I wanna be a policeman!!!!!!!!!!
By Tiger.. Posted March 28 2009 at 11:47 PM.