Jersey: punishment rooms

TWO more 'punishment rooms' have been uncovered by cops searching Jersey's horror care home.

Beasts on Bail

BRITAIN'S soft justice system is costing more than 100 lives a year as crime suspects are set free—and go on to kill while on bail.

Missing boy

Police have issued an urgent appeal to trace a 10-year-old boy missing from his Birmingham home over night.

Souks maniacs

I WASN'T sure if Marrakech was ready for Alan Carr and Yours Truly.

Street of spongers

WELCOME to Scrounger Central.

According to the Office for National Statistics, Dalby Square in Margate, Kent, is top of the heap when it comes to neighbourhoods where work is a four-letter word.

Mucca's porn past

Heather Mills in a series of explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident.

Macca meets Mucca in 67 second meeting

JUBILANT divorcee Paul McCartney is determined never again to waste a moment more than he has to on greedy ex Heather Mills.

Don't pay scum to be traitors

WHEN will we stop pandering to the sinister hate-mongers in our midst?

Tape reveals vile rants of Muslim
scrounger who preaches evil

A FANATICAL preacher of hate has been recorded urging impressionable young British Muslims to go to WAR against our troops.

Fan loses 16st so she can watch Man Utd

SQUEEZING her 26-stone body into the turnstile, Man United fan Lisa Rea went redder than her XXXL team shirt as she realised her giant frame was firmly STUCK.

Elephant man transformed by transplant
miracle tells his moving story

THESE incredible pictures reveal the breathtaking miracle of the world's first full-face transplant on a modern-day Elephant Man.

Dad-of-two charged with Shannon kidnap

FATHER-of-two Michael Donovan has been charged with the kidnap of Shannon Matthews.

Mucca soaks Sir Paul's lawyer....After judge brands her evidence "inaccurate"

FUMING Heather Mills threw a cup of water over Paul McCartney's lawyer after she left court with a £24.3m divorce payout.

Toxic shock

DEADLY nuclear waste has been LOST while being moved across Britain, the News of the World can reveal.

You're fit..now let's have sex

SUICIDE Chief Constable Mike Todd was a serial sex cheat who used the police force as a hunting ground for women.

Phone line fraud 'out of control'

HUNDREDS of thousands of people are being ripped off by ruthless phone companies—and watchdog Ofcom is POWERLESS to stop them.

Heir indoors

JOKER Prince Harry has been playing man of the House—of Windsor—with lover Chelsy Davy.

Shannon man's vile sex secrets

The ex-wife of Shannon Matthews' kidnap suspect has revealed he secretly fantasised about sex with children.

I told cops about Shannon a week ago

BLUNDERING cops who hunted Shannon Matthews have been blasted by a neighbour of her suspected kidnapper who stormed: "I told them he was involved a WEEK ago."

Ben Dover stands as a Labour big nob

THEY'VE already got Ed Balls and Alistair Darling...but the Labour party could have had porn film king Ben Dover as GENERAL SECRETARY.

Jersey horror home scandal

CHILDREN from the Jersey House of Horrors were loaned to rich paedophile yachtsmen as galley SEX SLAVES, a News of the World investigation reveals.

One bounce is not a trounce

BRITONS are sinking under the weight of a massive income and stealth tax burden.

Lotto winner Callie's moving to Spain... with cheating ex

YOUNG lotto winner Callie Rogers has FORGIVEN her love-rat fiancé for bedding her teenage sister—and is moving to Spain with him.

Amazing MI5 security leak leaves us open to terror

DETAILED top-secret plans of MI5's fortress HQ have been sensationally handed to News of the World.

News of the World poll shows Conservatives
9 points ahead of Labour

THE TORIES have built a commanding NINE-POINT lead over Labour since the Budget, an exclusive News of the World ICM poll reveals.

Spitz roast

A HIGH-CLASS hooker reveals the inside story of the vice agency that served some of London's richest men—and brought down the governor of New York.

Why won't people take Fergie seriously?
Ask Eric, her ghost

THE flab-fighting Duchess of York knows who to turn to when life weighs her down... the ghost of a dead monk called ERIC who looks like Friar Tuck.

Map charts menace of booze-binge girls

BOOZED-UP teenage girls are BLIGHTING our towns and cities—with behaviour that would make even telly chavette Vicky Pollard blush.

I saved brother's life by breaking his arm

LITTLE Josh Filer gives the thumbs up from his hospital bed— and celebrates the luckiest break of his life.

Shannon found alive

Missing nine-year-old Shannon Matthews has been found alive and well - 24 days after she disappeared

Terror moles at the Met

A NEST of Al-Qaeda terror spies has been uncovered in Britain's top police force.

Paul Gascoigne's pal tells all

GAZZA'S biggest buddy sobbed as he revealed the REAL tragic reason the broken soccer star was sectioned.

Love rat James Hewitt has magic time with witch

ROYAL love rat James Hewitt had a magic time in the back of his Toyota Land Cruiser-with a buxom white WITCH who insists she's 688 years old.

A test of vision in a fog of debt

DESPITE Gordon Brown's impressive decade as Chancellor, our economic outlook is alarmingly uncertain.

My four sugar daddies make uni life sweet

SKINT student Louisa Pickett is having to use her brains AND her looks to pay for university-by keeping FOUR sugar daddies happy.

Budget hits drivers and drinkers

Levi Bellfield strangled, tortured, raped and beat me

Ex-partner reveals 10 years of horror with sex beast murderer

Bird head chomper

Tory tax on binge drinking

Jermain Defoe's sly jiggle with a girl named Giggle!

THIS is the blonde called Giggle whose bit of slap and tickle with soccer star Jermain Defoe drove lover Danielle Lloyd to dump him.

Not a shredder proof left

Winehouse is on the move

Amy Winehouse moved out of her home in Camden, north London yesterday and was spotted moving belongings, including some raunchy snaps of her and hubby Blake.

Prince Harry: I'm no hero

The Pride of a Father

Chelsy's frilled to see her Harry

HARRY was back on special manoeuvres, this time with sexy girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

Harry's frontline diary

JUST 12 days to Christmas and party-loving Harry's favourite West End haunts were throbbing—but at Windsor Barracks the young prince was preparing for real action. At last this was it—the eve of Harry's War...

Action man is pride of nation

PRINCE Harry IS a hero like every British soldier fighting in Afghanistan.

Prince Harry was watched over by SAS guards

Is this the face of Jersey beast?

A POLITICIAN dubbed The Fat Man was last night accused of being a child abuser at the Jersey horror care home.

Mum-to-be Kerry Katona snorted line

FOUR months pregnant with a bump starting to show, Kerry Katona wasn't going to let a little thing like a baby spoil the party... and blissfully snorted a line of coke through a rolled-up £20 note.

Couple blow £1.5m Lotto win...

AN UNLUCKY lottery winner has LOST her £1.5 million fortune—but smiles: "I couldn't be HAPPIER."

Fortune cook-ie

MASTERCHEF champion James Nathan was a phone call away from missing out on his dream of being crowned top cook.

Page 3 girl offers randy punters full sexual relief

FORMER Page 3 beauty Sue Simmonds is trying her hand at a new line of topless work... EROTIC massage.

Spice Girl Mel B strips to fight sex slave trade

SHE might be a Spice Girl but Mel B would make a great Cheeky Girl too.

Harry, a prince among heroes

IT takes a big man to admit he is humbled in the face of bravery.

Teen party like 'a Roman orgy'

A TEENAGE house party turned into a Roman-style orgy after it was gatecrashed by hordes of strangers.

Freed fiend preyed on our girl

A MUM whose daughter was raped by a paedophile just MONTHS after his release from prison said last night: "Sarah's Law would have saved my girl."

Burglar mix-up horror

A MAN was being quizzed by police after allegedly killing his drunk NEIGHBOUR when he mistook him for a BURGLAR.

Killer nurse gets 30 yr minimum

KILLER nurse Colin Norris was jailed for life today for the murder of four elderly patients and told he would serve a minimum of 30 YEARS.

Hero Harry to head home

For richter or poorer!

THOUSANDS of Britons are recovering today after the biggest earthquake to hit Britain in 24 years struck on Tuesday morning.

Speaker bows to criticism

BELEAGUERED Commons speaker Michael Martin has bowed to criticism and vowed that his review into MPs' expenses will be sped up.

Parents to get paedo alerts in Sarah's Law victory

POLICE and probation officers are to be given the power to warn parents if a paedophile moves into their neighbourhood after being released from prison.

Bea off, Stella

WARRING Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are on collision course for a new court battle...over a trust fund for daughter Beatrice.

Dog ate me alive

MANGLED Mandy Peynado lay face down frozen in terror...as a rottweiler began EATING her alive.

Bus stop beast will die in jail

DEPRAVED killer Levi Bellfield will spend the rest of his life in jail, an Old Bailey judge has said.

Ambulance lottery

THE News of the World today reveals a shocking postcode lottery on how long patients wait for 999 ambulances.

'Diana's rock' Paul Burrell trawls saunas for gay sex

Paul Burrell kisses fella on lying vid

RANDY Burrell has been caught on camera revelling in a passionate gay SNOG—on the same sensational video where he admitted lying to Princess Diana's inquest.

Speaker's sneaking £25k exes

BELEAGUERED Commons Speaker Michael Martin is trousering £25,000 in expenses he DOESN'T NEED.

Micah Richards: I was a fool to appear in phone sex video

SEX SHAME England star Micah Richards issues an emotional plea to Fabio Capello: Please don't let my sordid video wreck my international future.

Spot where there isn't a pervert

THIS map should strike fear into the heart of every parent in Britain — for each RED DOT shows where a pervert has downloaded vile CHILD PORN from the internet.

Prince William makes Kate take back seat for a year

PRINCE William has told girlfriend Kate Middleton he wants to put their love on hold while he concentrates on his military training.

Justice is not enough says mum of Sally Anne Bowman

FOR two weeks The Mother and The Murderer sat just feet away from each other in Court No9 at London's Old Bailey.

Weeping strangler Steve Wright's prison cell confession

THE Suffolk Strangler has revealed in a sensational interview from INSIDE jail that he is plotting to commit suicide as soon as possible.

5 more suicide bids in Bridgend

THE DEVASTATED teenage pal of a Bridgend suicide victim told last night how she tried to kill HERSELF just days after her friend's funeral.

No that's not a canoe in my pocket

THE canoeist who came back from the dead is secretly lusting after a young prison penpal behind his wife's back.

Vile Jeremy Kyle made hubby hold gun to my head

A YOUNG mum bitterly blamed TV star Jeremy Kyle last night as her husband began a jail term for holding a gun to her head.

For Sarah this is just the start

FOR seven years this newspaper has campaigned for Sarah's Law to keep children safe from paedophile clutches.

Masterchef host loves whipping up a tart

THE angry ex-wife of Masterchef host Gregg Wallace has exposed his appetite for SLAP-UP meals... with a tart for starters and rumpy-thumpy for afters.

Fed up cop quits force for porn job

RANDY copper James Eardley makes an arresting sight—as he whips out his truncheon in sleazy porn films.

It's victory for Sara

THE government will push ahead with plans to protect kids from paedophiles in a major victory for our Sarah's Law campaign.

Stop the yobs

BRITAIN is under siege from yobs. Violent gangs of feral youths are turning town centres into no-go areas.

Ian Huntley weeps for his dog

VILE killer Ian Huntley blubbed like a baby when he learned ex-lover Maxine Carr had his dog put down.

A hooker at 12

THE PONY-TAIL and Fanta bottle are the only remnants of this broken child's innocence as she loiters by the side of the road...

Archbishop's disaster

THE Archbishop of Canterbury came under devastating attack from his predecessor—who warned his Sharia law demands would be a DISASTER for Britain.

Gary Glitter free early... for GOOD behaviour

VILE pop pervert Gary Glitter is to be released from jail in Vietnam three months EARLY... because of his good behaviour.

It's us who pay

UNEMPLOYED scrounger Mohammed Salim is getting the state to pay for him, his wife and their ELEVEN kids—because he can't be bothered to go to work.

'Inbred' Muslim warning

A GOVERNMENT Minister last night sparked outrage by claiming inbreeding among immigrant Muslims was causing birth defects.

Suicide bid Brady hid pills in sock

MOORS murderer Ian Brady hid 200 pills in a sock so he could kill himself. But just days before he planned to commit suicide, another patient found the hoard of sleeping tablets in his room at a high security hospital.

UK terror fund cell live on HANDOUTS

A MUSLIM fanatic is funding terrorists killing British troops in Afghanistan while SPONGING off our state benefits.

Ronaldo will laugh all the way to the bonk

MEGABUCKS footballer Cristiano Ronaldo can afford even MORE orgies with hookers—after being offered the most amazing pay deal in British soccer history.

I will crush you

MONEY-GRABBING Tory MP Derek Conway sacked his loyal secretary and gave his WIFE the job, the News of the World can reveal.

Fincredible!

WHAT a flipping fintastic picture... a school of dolphins giving two surfers a wave-riding lesson.

Steamy sex rampage of anti-freeze poison wife

EVIL poisoner Kate Knight tried to kill her husband Lee because she HATED sex with him and was having a string of AFFAIRS behind his back.

Fuelled you!

NPOWER salesmen have been CONNING new customers into signing contracts by giving them false figures, we can reveal.

Nimrod widows sue for £1m compo

WIDOWS and families of 14 servicemen killed in the Nimrod spyplane disaster are fighting for compensation of £1MILLON each.

Roo been had

WAYNE Rooney's cheeky younger brother is posing as the superstar striker to SCORE with girls who'd normally be out of his league.

Lottery rapist's sick plot

EVIL Lotto rapist Iorworth Hoare is to challenge a victim's damages claim—in the hope she will die before he has to pay up.

Miracle of the boy with three hearts

LUCKY teenager Adam Allbutt is back from the brink of death...thanks to a THIRD heart beating inside his frail chest.

I'll stand by Ashley

DEVASTATED Cheryl Cole has pledged to stand by disgraced husband Ashley and honour every word of her solemn wedding vows — despite his drunken night of shame with a blonde.

Darling rejects reforms to prevent a Northern Rock repeat

CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling has rejected demands to set up a new financial watchdog to stop a repeat of the Northern Rock crisis.

Is this Maddie 'suspect'?

A MYSTERY loner who admits he bears an uncanny resemblance to an artist's drawing of a "creepy" suspect in the Maddie McCann kidnap hunt said : "It's not me in the picture."

TV MasterChef cooking star was soccer thug and womaniser

MASTERCHEF judge Gregg Wallace has revealed his unsavoury past—as a football hooligan whose recipe for marriage was a string of secret lovers.

Rat it for SEVEN years

SPURS ace Jermain Defoe rolls off the busty mistress he has kept secret for an astonishing SEVEN YEARS... and plants the cups of her giant 36GG bra on his head.

684 quit Britain every day

BRITONS are leaving the country in record numbers—thanks to spiralling levels of IMMIGRATION, CRIME and TAX.

Burrell grows fat feeding off Di's memory

TREACHEROUS toad Paul Burrell has made a sick £25MILLION cashing in on Princess Diana's legacy, the News of the World can reveal.

Hero pilot likes crew girls licking chocolate off his naked body

Here's Heathrow hero Peter Burkhill after another crash landing... this time BELLY UP, HALF NAKED and with his undercarriage covered in CHOCOLATE.

Jodie and the drugs fixer

COCAINE shame supermodel Jodie Kidd is close pals with a secret drugs fixer, the News of the World can reveal.

Huntley jail bust

HARD-UP prison chiefs want to kick out evil Soham killer Ian Huntley to another jail...because he's costing them up to £1,128 A DAY to guard.

Sir Trevor misses interview with PM after party

AND here is the snooze. Sir Trevor McDonald stayed up ‘late' celebrating his TV news return —then missed a mega interview with the PM.

Killer cop planned £1m cash-in

KILLER cop Garry Weddell cold-bloodedly hatched a £1MILLION-PLUS inheritance plot before gunning down his mother-in-law and turning the weapon on himself, detectives believe.

Smith's loo romp on eve of Euro flop

A TEENAGE model has revealed how she romped with soccer ace Alan Smith in a toilet at a wild England bash the night before the crucial Croatia game.

Hain's wife in sleaze probe

EMBATTLED Peter Hain last night faced a fresh sleaze probe over big-money government contracts handed to a firm run by his WIFE.

Ripped Apart

Devil dog attack that left little Archie dead also tore family in two

Borat's in clear

COMIC Sacha Baron Cohen was laughing last night after an American court ruled against a teacher suing him over his Borat movie.

Pop paedo Gary Glitter suffers heart attack

VILE pop paedophile Gary Glitter is in hospital after a heart attack, the News of the World can reveal.

Left to die in the dark

A HERO Para was killed in Afghanistan because a lack of night vision goggles meant his unit could not see the Taliban.

Richard & Judy's £1m retirement home

TV couple Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan have splashed out more than £1MILLION on a secluded luxury retirement hideaway in the South of France.

Sex doll cock-up

A mannequin manufacturer is attaching warning stickers to its shop dummies - after a man mistook one for a sex doll and got his penis stuck.

Echo Peach

HERE'S one Barbie on the beach you definitely don't want to miss.

Saucy English Miss is church prayer leader

THE teacher suspended from a top school for starring in a raunchy film advert is a leading figure at a local church—where her deeply religious parents are pastors.

What a giveaway!

Cristiano Ronaldo's orgy with 2 vice girls

PROSTITUTE loving soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo has been up to his old tricks again—jetting off for a sleazy orgy with TWO Rome vice girls.

Gun cop bloodbath

A POLICE inspector accused of murdering his wife killed himself on Saturday after apparently shooting his mother-in-law dead.

Hugh rotten little clucker

ANGRY Hayley Cross has cried ‘Fowl!' at posh telly chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall for portraying her as the villain in his TV campaign against factory-farmed chicken.

Bug leaves page 3 beauty bloated and broke

GLAMOUR legend Jo Guest's life is in ruins after a mystery disease destroyed her looks and career and forced her to sell her G-strings on eBay at £2 a pop.

Married twins a mystery

THE mystery of the twins separated at birth who married each other deepened last night when Britain's top family judge said he'd never heard of the case.

Dope-smoking monkey needs new home

A DOPE-smoking monkey that was once at the centre of a drugs raid is in need of a new home.

Off yer Facebook

WELCOME to Off Yer Facebook – our shocking photo gallery of seriously smashed Brits.

Soccer star's dad in drugs and vice shock

MILLIONAIRE soccer ace Jermaine Pennant's father is the evil muscle-bound boss of a seedy crack den, the News of the World can reveal.

Ghost of Di ends lover's marriage

PRINCESS Diana's greatest love has split from his wife ...haunted by the ghost of the woman he lost.

DVLA ban naughty numbers

LICENCE bosses are in a right 2 and 08 about new car registration numbers due in March.

Foal for hell farm survivor

A DONKEY rescued from a nightmare horse farm has given birth to a foal.

You pay £47m to fund terror

YOUR cash is funding hate-filled propaganda aimed at brainwashing Palestinian kids into becoming TERRORISTS.

Diana branded a 'whore'

THE Princess of Wales broke off her relationship with her mum after being branded a "whore", the Diana inquest heard.

Maddie hunt focus on Costa

DETECTIVES hunting for missing Madeleine McCann are focussing their hunt on Valencia and Alicante.

Maddie: Another tot missing

A GIRL of five has vanished just a short drive from where Madeleine McCann disappeared in Portugal.

Tory's pledge benefit clampdown

THE Tories will this week pledge to take 200,000 healthy people off incapacity benefit overnight in a massive reform of handouts.

Borassic Britain

MILLIONS of Brits will be absolutely skint as of TODAY having blown all their wages over Christmas.

Beckham Santa is bankrupt

DAVID Beckham's personal Santa Claus has gone bankrupt—despite a massive £25,000 Christmas box from the football star.

Callie's changed the lotto!

LOTTERY winner Callie Rogers has bought herself a £9,000 pair of bigger boobs, dumped her cheating lover and fallen for a trucker.

Scared chelsy stuck in riot

TERRIFIED Chelsy Davy is trapped in her Kenyan holiday villa—after the country's riots spread to the trendy tourist town where she is staying.

Chocs shock

AS YOU tuck into the leftover festive chocs, spare a thought for the child SLAVES who help to produce them.

Alcoholic TV star falls off wagon on sunshine hol

BOOZED-UP and bloated, alcoholic actress Denise Welch swigs hard on a bottle of beer as she gets ship-faced on a luxury cruise.

Gagging for it

A PREMIERSHIP star has gagged the News of the World to stop us revealing intimate details of how he cheated on his stunning girlfriend.

007 hell for Elle

FURIOUS Elle Macpherson has dumped rocker Bryan Adams after he admitted a night out with a Bond girl.

Gym could be bad for your wealth

THOUSANDS of people will find themselves on credit blacklists because of a trap buried in gym membership contracts.

A PLAN TO PURGE US OF PARASITES

TORY leader David Cameron's pledge to pull the plug on work-shy benefit scroungers is exactly what we want to hear.

Scandal-hit Bhutto hubby to take over

THE scandal-hit husband of slain Pakistani party leader Benazir Bhutto is today set to be named as her political successor.

Friends begged Benazir not to risk her life

BENAZIR Bhutto was traumatised by a previous assassination attempt-but bravely went back to Pakistan despite friends begging her to put her own safety first.

Polish tramps taking over the streets

A VICIOUS turf war is erupting on Britain's streets—sparked by a shock invasion of East European DOSSERS.

A sense of duty to unite us all

Vets rebuild cat's FOUR broken legs

THIS is Robo Cat—enforcer of the claw and steel standing after vets rebuilt her legs from scratch.

3-week booze binge nearly killed me

POP star Michelle Heaton was forced to pull out of a binge-drinking experiment after just three weeks —because she was on the brink of COLLAPSE.

Celebs in 2008

Mystic Meg looks at what the stars are saying for some of 2007's biggest names

Poles strain our NHS

POLISH immigrants have plunged the NHS into crisis—because health chiefs wildly underestimated the influx.

Santa caught with snow

IF Santa didn’t turn up this year, a hilarious new video on YouTube might hold the reason why.

Sugababe's lover reveals nightmare

THE butchered boyfriend of Sugababes star Amelle Berrabah has relived his blood-drenched nightmare in a horrific machete attack that almost killed him.

Toddler snatched from child's hands

Pay £100,000 or we kidnap Amy

GANGLAND mobsters are threatening to KIDNAP troubled rock star Amy Winehouse unless they get a ransom of £100,000.

England ace in sex roast shame

ENGLAND ace Micah Richards has been caught ‘roasting' a young girl fan in a sick sex video passed to the News of the World.

You'll never fit 3 lions on those, Fabio

MOVE over Goldenballs...and say hello to the nation's new hero, Oldenballs.

£4 for a pint!

DRINKERS are facing an unhappy new beer... at a whopping £4 a pint.

Killer had sex with prison teacher

A PRETTY teacher at a top security jail has been caught having sex with a callous killer who machine gunned two teenage girls.

Hot on his hols

TEMPERATURES might be plummeting around Britain, but it's sizzling hot where Gary Lineker is this Christmas.

£1.6m Poppadum-y

LOTTO millionairess Annie Owens won't tikka holiday over Christmas — she'll be back at work making curries at 6AM on Boxing Day.

Girl snaps boyfriend bedding MUM

Man Utd "rape" quiz girl goes back to hotel

THIS is the trainee nurse at the centre of the Manchester Utd Christmas party rape scandal.

AMY BAILED

Ben sacked

RAPE rap Emmerdale star Ben Freeman—who‘s facing 20 years if convicted—has been sensationally FIRED from the soap, the News of the World can reveal.

Bag Brother is watching YOU

COUNCIL snoops are introducing see-through bin bags so they can check what families are putting out in the trash.

Corrie Craig blinded

CORONATION Street star Craig Charles grits his teeth in agony —blinded in both eyes after a cooker blew up in his face.

Shane had his wicket way with me for TWO YEARS

CRICKET love rat Shane Warne had rumpy-stumpy for TWO YEARS with a secret mistress who even fixed up a naughty THREESOME.

I live in fear canoe weirdo will KILL me

A WOMAN seduced over the internet by death-fake canoeist John Darwin told last night how she's so terrified of him she sleeps with a loaded GUN.

Twins ask Santa to bring Maddie back

MISSING Madeleine McCann's baby brother and sister want to know just one thing this Christmas: "Will Santa bring Madeleine home?"

My wife cooked dinners to die for

Plots and pans..hubby of spaghetti poisoner tells of his life with an evil gourmet.

Who dares Wills

PRINCE William is being headhunted to become chief of the legendary SAS force, motto Who Dares Wins.

Soccer stars in hotel orgy shame

THREE Irish soccer stars have been caught on film “roasting” a girl in a sordid sex orgy.

A Peril Ignored for 3 Vital Years

Anne Darwin behind bars

Darwin's bolt hole

THESE are the first amazing pictures of death-fake canoeist John Darwin's secret "tunnel of love."

Crash..Ben..WALLOP!

THERE is the travel news ...the worst car prang-sters in Britain are blokes called Ben from Huddersfield.

Marc Bannerman's hooker and cocaine shame

I'M A Celebrity love rat Marc Bannerman is exposed as a secret cocaine fiend—who snorted so much of the deadly white powder it left him USELESS in the sack.

Bullies made me bleach my face

School bullies tormented Carla Brown so badly about her spots she scubbed her face with bleach.

Hugh Grant & the vice girls*

*Star's girlie bar blunder wrecks Divine night out

I had secret sex on tap with our Polish plumber

A GIRLFRIEND set to marry her fiancé flushed her relationship down the drain when she started having sex with their Polish plumber.

Dodgy donor dozed on bed of dosh

DAVID Abrahams, the millionaire at the centre of Labour's dodgy donations scandal, SLEPT on a bed of money, the News of the World can reveal.

Gord's cash crony

MILLIONAIRE property magnate, John Milligan, has poured £88,400 into Labour party coffers and is set to make HUGE profits—thanks to planning law changes brought in by the government.

Now GCSEs are to be marked in India

MILLIONS of British students' exam papers are to be marked in India this summer in a bid to cut costs.

Middlesbrough is the most depressed place in England

OH DEAR, here's some glum news - people from Middlesbrough are the most DEPRESSED in the country.

Govt in lost disc scandal - AGAIN!

THE private details of almost 18,000 people—including the grandparents of England football ace Wayne Rooney—were lost by the government in a SECOND shocking computer disc scandal, we can reveal.

THE Fraud Squad is preparing to arrest more high-profile football figures in its battle with the game's bung culture. Harry Redknapp and four others were arrested this week.

Brit Gillian Gibbons comes home

THE BRITISH teacher jailed in Sudan for allowing her students to name a teddy bear Mohammed arrived back in Britain and declared: “I never imagined this would happen. I am just an ordinary primary school teacher.”

Tories 15-yr high

THE TORIES have built their strongest lead over Labour for 15 years in the wake of the David Abrahams donor scandal.

England skipper John Terry honours the real heroes.. our wounded soldiers

ENGLAND soccer captain John Terry grasps the hand of wounded war hero Ben Parkinson and humbly vows: "We'll NEVER forget the sacrifice you've made for your country—all Britain salutes you."

Night before Russia game, and England star Ashley Young's flashing tackle on web

UP-AND-COMING England striker Ashley Young had his hands full just hours before England's big game against Russia— stripped naked pleasuring himself on the internet.

Cheats put their 'bad back' into benefit fiddling

THESE are the benefit cheats caught fit-as-a-fiddling thousands of pounds in state handouts while working on the sly.

NotW poll puts Cameron way ahead of PM

LABOUR was plunged deep in the Brown stuff after voters turned against Gordon Brown—saying they want David Cameron to run the country.

Cancer lottery

CANCER patients across Britain are facing a life-or-death postcode lottery which decides whether they get vital drugs and treatment.

Ex-lover reveals Meredith suspect Knox bit him in kinky romp

A BARMAN who romped with Foxy Knoxy—the girl student suspected of killing Meredith Kercher—has revealed she was a "wild animal" in bed and HUNTED men for sex.

Snatch bid last year at Maddie flat

A MAN tried to kidnap a child at the same apartment Madeleine McCann vanished from SIX MONTHS before she went missing, it was claimed last night.

Miracle escape for boy skewered by metal pole

THESE are the amazing X-rays of a teenager who survived after his head was SKEWERED by a metal pole in a bus crash.

Bad vibrations over car love toy

A SEX aid that plugs into car cigarette-lighter sockets is being given away at an X-rated exhibition this weekend—to the fury of motoring groups.

LIVES REBUILT: How a baby snatch ordeal 18 years ago has ended happily

'My abduction was a nightmare for our family: Now I've got boyfriends, I'm off to uni and my life is really great'

Shock new figures reveal 220,000 children driven to brink of suicide

HUNDREDS of thousands of children contemplate SUICIDE because of bullying, a shock report reveals.

Brown tried to fast-track GMTV's Fiona into Lords

Migrants squeezing UK

THE most important economists in Britain are warning the PM mass immigration IS harming the job market.

Jobs for all is a perilous offer

GORDON Brown boasts of British jobs for British workers. Skills minister John Denham pledges training places for 7.5 million Britons.

'We know who's got Maddie'

DETECTIVES hired by Maddie McCann's parents are CERTAIN she's still alive and they are close to finding her.

House of horror cops re-open cold cases

The body of Vicky Hamilton was found this week as a result of a tense summit held two months ago at Police Staff College, Bramshill, Hampshire.

Benefits scroungers too spotty to work

Britain gripped by fraud panic

Millions of families were besieging banks today after the taxman lost the personal details of 25 million people in the post - leaving their accounts exposed to identity thieves.