He wanted a quiet word in his shell-like.
Half an hour to go, son, Scholesy's off for another couple of those joke tackles, time for your two-man impression.
Rooney duly obliged.
After Scholes was dismissed, United were not down to 10 men. They simply had nine plus Rooney.
And if my football maths is half-decent, that equals 11.
At a time when Spurs had theoretical numerical advantage, Rooney brought a wonderful save out of Carlo Cudicini, hit a post and scored a stunning goal to kill any fanciful idea of a Tottenham comeback.
And this after treading down more Wembley turf than a U2 audience only three days ago.
This correspondent has exhausted his reserve of Rooney superlatives. So we'll leave it at remarkable.
And perhaps dwell longer on the throwback nature of this absorbing contest.
This is supposed to be a brave new era for Spurs . . . instead, this was all about United's brave, old world.
Represented by Ryan Giggs, a 35-year-old who keeps finding fresh funds of enthusiasm.
Represented by the reunited partnership of Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic, who waged a brutal war against Tottenham's potent attack.
Represented by the old-fashioned ethics of the champions - hard work and honesty embodied by Darren Fletcher.
It was a re-issuing of United's intent and values.
The news from that other argument between North London and Manchester reverberated around White Hart Lane. It was a result that carried more significance than a mere excuse for Spurs supporters to revel in Arsenal misfortune.
There is not exactly a hammering on the gates of Big Foursville but the rumbling threat grows louder and more menacing by the week.
Even the nature of Chelsea's dramatic victory at the Britannia Stadium suggested there is a welcome air of vulnerability surrounding the elite quartet.
And it is not just those at Eastlands who are positioned to take advantage.
This was marker Saturday. City laid down theirs. This was Tottenham's opportunity.
And, inside a minute, Jermain Defoe dropped his with a resounding thud.
The man who has had a spot of undeserved bother in his car opted for a bicycle this time . . . the kick variety.
This was Ferdinand's first competitive start of the season - and his welcome was to feel the breeze on his face from Defoe's silver slipper.
It bypassed Rio's chin and connected with an eighth goal in eight games for club and country.
Nemanja Vidic claimed that his clearing header - which presented the overhead opening for Defoe - had been illegally weakened by Peter Crouch's whirring limbs.
He might have had a point. But Vidic has hardly been an advert for legality since he arrived in the Premier League, so sympathy has to be scant.
There was also a case - if you happened to be a high-quality killjoy - for suggesting Defoe's aerial volley represented dangerous play.
But forget danger and Crouch, this was simply a consummate piece of skill - executed with the bravura and bullishness of a striker who feels a brave new world opening up for him.
Since his mid-teens, Defoe has always worn the look of a boy/man unsettled.
Finally, he looks comfortable. Not comfortable in a complacent way. Comfortable that he belongs at a rarefied level.
You suspect he needs to be loved. And 'Arry loves him.
He might have loved him even more had he got on the end of a Crouch cross that carried a bit too much adrenalin during Tottenham's effervescent start.
Make no mistake. For a spell, the champions were rattled.
To be fair, it doesn't take much to rattle Patrice Evra's cage. His fuse is shorter than Aaron Lennon.
And when Vedran Corluka was just a touch too keen in the tackle, the Frenchman responded with a sly kick of the Croat's back and then a gentle headbutt for good measure.
Not what Fergie, or Rooney for that matter, would call a headbutt but contact all the same.
Referee Andre Marriner turned a blind eye. Maybe his Christian name suggests some French heritage.
It all certainly helped intensify an already-cracking atmosphere - one laced with venom towards Dimitar Berbatov.
Considering his general ineffectiveness since the £30million move to Old Trafford, you would think Tottenham's ire against the Bulgarian might have been soothed somewhat.
And the last thing you want to do is to encourage Berbatov out of his customary torpor.
But that is what abuse tends to do. And Berbatov was a pivotal figure in United's comeback.
He gave Carlo Cudicini a strenuous workout and when the Italian was not providing the obstacle, Sebastien Bassong was on hand to hack one off the line.
But Berbatov can claim a hand in the equaliser - albeit one not as generous as that offered by Wilson Palacios.
The lauding of Palacios - based, it seems, on his dominance of a Liverpool midfield that was badly exposed - has been premature.
This was a performance littered with distinctly unintelligent infringements.
And one of them - a particularly senseless offence against Berbatov, rightly punished even though he made little or no contact with the United striker - led to a throwback goal from Giggs. Rooney stepped over, the captain struck one into the top corner.
Actually, struck is inadequate. In fact, he didn't even hit it or curl it. He persuaded it.
For an hour against Arsenal the other week, Giggs looked wearily ready to make the transition to occasionally-playing elder statesman.
And then he inspired United's unlikely victory. The fact is that Giggs remains a more reliable option than the likes of Nani and Antonio Valencia.
Than Anderson, even - a Brazilian by passport only.
Or at least so it seemed until he registered his first Manchester United goal.
It wasn't exactly the purest of South American strikes but it was meaty enough to beat Cudicini after Scholes' miscued shot had been partially cleared.
And, suddenly, United were in control of a game that threatened to swamp them in the opening exchanges.
That is what champions do. And the opposition look as though they don't know how they do it. Spurs manager Redknapp at least realised one of the key contributing factors to the reversal in fortune.
Palacios was relieved of duty and his replacement Jermaine Jenas had an immediate impact, giving Ben Foster the chance to show there are some heroics to go with the hype.
And with a Crouch header unnerving the crossbar, United were being eased out of their comfort zone.
Tackling is not a comfort zone for Scholes. And a late sliding example of the many we have seen over two decades - this one putting Defoe on the turf - earned him his first booking.
But he was unfortunate to collect a second when his collision with Tom Huddlestone seemed an unavoidable accident.
That Scholes and his team-mates took the decision with a certain degree of restraint is a credit to them.
Even Ferguson limited himself to a short, mild explosion. More sparkler than rocket.
Whisper it quietly but maybe he is calming down. Or maybe he just knew that 10 of his team could still control this game.
They did. And then some.
Because, as I said, it wasn't really 10.
Rooney slipped into overdrive, barrelling on to a Fletcher pass, sending substitute Alan Hutton one way and then the other and then nutmegging Cudicini.
No wonder he slid on to his backside in celebration.
Even Rooney must have needed a rest.
He was soon up, of course, and threatened to cap his, er, enjoyable week with another goal.
It didn't matter that Cudicini denied him.
Rooney, Giggs and the other guys who know how to win titles had thoroughly demoralised Spurs.
And normal service - United ruthlessly efficient, Spurs flattering to deceive - had been restored.
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andy dunn liked yer comment on da match.(v funny)re jo-ellen
i dont know who Scoles or Griggs r they may b thugs.but paul SCHOLES & ryan GIGGS r far from thugs they r 2 pros dat over years hav played da game da right way show some respect.
By dave.. Posted September 13 2009 at 2:34 PM.
roooney FIFA 2010 player of the year
By Suman(rooney).. Posted September 13 2009 at 2:57 PM.
Simply one of the best article i have ever read. United we are without Ronaldo.
By George Mugo.. Posted September 13 2009 at 2:06 PM.
Scoles is a thug and is regulary sent off for disgusting tackles, Griggs is no better either and what with Berbatov's dive!!!
By jo-ellen.. Posted September 13 2009 at 1:33 PM.
united to win the league this season.i must admit i did think spurs were going to win yesterday they are in good form but the might of man utd was juust to powerful for them. i think with ronaldo gone we have another near future world player of the year in rooney.the man is just shear class he has absolutely everything a football player could want. i think 2010 world cup finals is where he is really going to take the world by storm.
By nick.. Posted September 13 2009 at 12:11 PM.
Ronaldo ???????????????????? who's he lol.fergie looks like he might have done it again,we seem more of a team without the portugese winker,only prob i can see is if rooney gets injured,ronaldo worth £80 million,what price rooooooooooooooooooooney.fletcher is turning into a gr8 midfielder,could turn out to be better than keane.
By gaz the manc.. Posted September 13 2009 at 11:41 AM.
man udt won becoz all their players were excellent
By lo.. Posted September 13 2009 at 10:53 AM.
We can see the team now in absense of Ronaldo. 3 years we had one player on a field. Very clever we sold Ron for a good mony nd Glazers could cut part of the Loan.
Fletcher was Great with Tot ! He is becoming the most important player in MU.
By Alexey.. Posted September 13 2009 at 9:44 AM.
Thanks to technology, I was able to see the game online here in Austria. What surprised me was the reaction or the lackof it of Harry when his team scored the first goal as if knowing that the Lion was injured and there is enough time to bounce and bounce back the Lion did.
I am a Man United fan and supporter and I am happy to see the Red Devils are back even Barbatov that was not there last season is starting to have an influence on the game, dissapointed though that Owen did not take part.
If Man United beats Man City and they will next week, I am sure the stage will be between them and Chelsea.
At the end we all know that Man United will rule.
By Steve.. Posted September 13 2009 at 9:38 AM.
the reason utd won was because we had 9 players against their ten, because jenas and huddlestone were not good enough, but give utd credit where its due, they believed, and we didnt, but i say this to all tottenham fans, we will win most of our games , and play some fantastic football, we wont be facing man utd every week, and the rest of the teams are not like them, and if we had modric it could have been different, well give them a good game at their place, and hopefully the ref wont help them out again.
By lee.. Posted September 13 2009 at 9:30 AM.
Cracking win. Still a few weak links in the UTD team though. Apart from the goal Anderson struggled to find a red shirt. Nani was ineffectual like always, running in to corners and not delivering the final ball. Carrick was as anonomous as ever. Just can't see a decent replacement for Giggs and Scholes coming through yet. Vidic was nails like normal and should be on the same money as Rooney.
By nrflkred.. Posted September 13 2009 at 7:25 AM.
I will put money on it now that Rooney wins player of the season this year.
The man is the most naturally gifted footballer anywhere in the world. yes we miss Ronaldo's flair and pure genius on the ball but for pure brute drive passion and football brilliance there is simply no one better than Mr Rooney. Good luck for the rest of the season and stick a couple past those city boys getting abit above their station.
To be fair they were excellent against Arsenal and Fully deserved their win. see you next week Sparky shame Tevez wont be there.
By Mark Jarman.. Posted September 13 2009 at 5:43 AM.