Amanda Holden, Fabulous column, Fantasy Lives, George Clooney

Our columnist Amanda Holden plays cowgirl and reveals her plans for George Clooney

Tuesday, September 22
Yeehah! I'm in Bandera in Texas, the cowboy capital of the world, filming the next leg of my ITV1 show Fantasy Lives. I'm loving the Wild West thing and when we head to the firing range I have a blast shooting green melons to pieces using a vintage pistol. Angelina Jolie eat your heart out!

Wednesday, September 23
I'm suffering swine flu symptoms - I've been puking all morning. I head to ER for a check-up and there are signs everywhere urging sufferers to wear a face mask. I carry my own in my handbag so duly oblige. Fortunately the doctor diagnoses me with a bog-standard virus.

To make matters worse, I'm suffering from major homesickness. I email my friend Sarah Parish, from TV's Mistresses, telling her I'm missing home and my hubby Chris. "You think you've got it bad," she replies. "I've been in Budapest for three weeks eating goulash." Sarah's filming the TV series The Pillars Of The Earth and playing an evil witch. At least I'm not the only one missing home comforts.

Thursday, September 24
Exciting news. I've secured an interview with actress Whoopi Goldberg for my ITV1 show. I loved her in Ghost and I can't wait to ask her about working with Patrick Swayze, bless his Dirty Dancing soul.

I'm on an interview roll right now. Get this, ladies: I'm going to be grilling the gorgeous George Clooney! He's the voice of Mr Fox in the new Roald Dahl animated film, Fantastic Mr Fox. He's so sexy - I'll be close enough to actually smell him! I've heard that George is a bit of a joker, so I'm sure we'll get on like a house on fire.

Sunday, September 27
I get a text from one of Simon's exes, Jackie St Claire. They're having breakfast and looking at my cheeky Heels That Heal picture in Fabulous. "I think it's all you, but Simon says you've been airbrushed," she declares.

I text back defiantly: "I've had my tan evened out and my freckles zapped, but that's it. Simon, just go on the website to see me on film to prove it." If he needs more evidence I'll show him the real thing at his 50th birthday party. Now that would be a present and a half!

Monday, September 28
Another text, this time from Strictly judge Bruno Tonioli, who's in LA. He's splitting his time between London and America, filming the US version, Dancing With The Stars. "I'm bewildered. I have nine shows in 11 days in two continents," he writes, before adding: "Alesha's doing fine. She's finding her voice as a judge." I agree with him.

Tuesday, September 29
My mate, actress Angela Griffin, messages me. She's bagged her own chat show on Sky1 called Angela And Friends and asks me to be her first guest. I'm not sure it's a good idea - we'd spend the whole time in fits of giggles, as usual!

Guess what? I heard some gossip today about an American star. Apparently she can't get in front of the camera without puffing on pot, and likes to get busy with her boyfriend in her trailer between shoots. Ooh-er!

What do you think of Amanda's diary? Email her at amanda@fabulousmag.co.uk

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