Because WET is the Kill Bill of the consoles.
The lead role sees one angry lady duff up boys with a bloomin' big sword.
And boy does Rubi paint the town red - she's the girl to make Lara Croft look like Tame Raider. Bethesda, who brought us the brilliant Fallout 3, have come up with this stonker.
You play Rubi Malone, a gun-for- hire tough nut voiced by the incredibly sexy film star Eliza Dushku.
Blending OTT acrobatics with 360° slip-aiming mechanics results in a satisfying first-person shooter.
The ability to pick off foes while shimmying down a ladder or in mid-flight after back-flipping off a wall, can't fail to put a smile on your face. But nothing is better than watching Rubi slide on her knees (like Wayne Rooney celebrating a goal) and scoring headshots.
Combos and upgrades improve fighting while a 70s soundtrack and retro film visuals make WET a mix of Pulp Fiction and House Of The Dead Overkill.
My only moan is the wobbly cut-aways that can make for a dizzy time if you play for too long.
There's loads of blood (it's an 18), so don't play WET if you're, er, a bit wet behind the ears.
Just dig out a copy of Tame Raider instead.
8/10
WE'RE giving away a new Play Station 3 Slim plus a copy of WET. Ten runners-up will also receive a copy of the game. Just answer this question:
What colour is a ruby? Is it:
a) Red
b) Yellow
c) Purple
Send a text to 63388. Start with the word YES, leave a space then your answer (a, b or c) and your name and address. Or call 0904 040 0727.
T&Cs: You must be 18 or over. Texts cost £1.50 plus standard msg rate. Calls cost £1.50 from standard BT landlines. If you call or text after the closing date/time of this competition, you will not be entered but will be charged. Competition closes at midnight Saturday September 26.
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