New Moon (12A)
It’s a delight to report that it’s so unnecessarily decent.
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Law Abiding Citizen (18)
Watch if you want a crazy mix of Saw and Shawshank.
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Bunny and the Bull (15)
So boring I wanted to slap my own face off with a tea tray.
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Nativity! (U)
It's sweet and it gets what makes children laugh.
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A Serious Man (15)
This brutal, troubling, raven-black comedy is a complete delight.
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The Informant! (15)
You get one big clunker of a climax tossed in your lap.
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Love Happens (12A)
Even diehard romance fans will find their patience challenged.
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(500) Days of Summer (12A)
Effortlessly knocks all the competition into a cocked hat.
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1 Day (15)
Britain’s first "hip hop musical". It tells the story of a day in the life of local hoodlum.
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2012 (12A)
If you’ve got an appetite for destruction, 2012’s worth watching.
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An Education (15)
Awards for its annoyingly good star are a near-dead cert.
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (12A)
Drenched in imagination it pulses with a love for storytelling.
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Bright Star (12A)
Lush biopic of the poet John Keats, is definitely a thing of beauty.
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Creation (PG)
Yet another period biopic from the gloom-peddlers at BBC Films.
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Mark Of An Angel (12A)
Well-acted but unconvincing drama based on a shocking true story.
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Easy Virtue - PG
It’s Meet The Parents for ponces, in short.
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Dead Man Running (15)
Opening scene sets the tone nicely..dumb as nuts, and rubbish.
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A Perfect Getaway (15)
The best (non-kiddie) option in a horribly bad week.
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Inglourious Basterds (18)
This is a brutal, audacious, triumphant piece of filmmaking.
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Mesrine: Killer Instinct (15)
Mesrine is cold-blooded, brutal, conniving...and damn cool.
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (U)
Not just a great family film — it’s a great film full stop.
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Vanessa Hudgens in Bandslam (PG)
A mismatched group of high school teens come together through song.
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Jennifer's Body (15)
We were promised a sexy chiller. We’ve got a credit-crunched Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
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Triangle (15)
This is leakier than a hedgehog’s cagoule, you’ll be picking holes in the plot.
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Pontypool (15)
It’s a masterclass in building horror atmosphere.
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Sorority Row (15)
Horror knock-off about five busty babes fleeing a knifeman.
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Zombieland (15)
Yes, it’s got jokes but it’s soulless-dead behind the eyes.
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Dorian Gray (15)
Ben Barnes is so flat as Dorian, I had to double-check he wasn’t playing the painting.
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Up (U)
This studio gets animation better than anyone else.
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Waltz with Bashir (18)
No its NOT a deleted scene from Living With Jacko
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Bickety-bam! Sorry, but this is going to be freaking excellent.
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District 9 (15)
A low-budget sci-fi film - but movie lightning has struck here.
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Transformers (12A)
Revenge of the Fallen is a truly great, truly stupid summer-event movie.
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Terminator: Salvation (12A)
Film where the on-set motto seems to have been: "I’ll Be Cack."
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