Megan Fox returns in Transformers 2 wearing a tiny pair denim shorts

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN 12A (tbc)

Stunning Megan Fox returns in Transformers 2

Bumblebee the Autobot

Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots

By Robbie Collin, 14/06/2009

Verdict: bigger and 'botter four stars

AS A wise man - well, David St Hubbins from Spinal Tap - once said: "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

And while you're watching Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, you can just about see that line - glinting in the distance, about 500 miles in the wrong direction.

And that, readers, is Michael Bay's latest film in a nutshell. Stupid and proud.

It's bigger. Badder. Boobier. And many other words beginning with B, including boneheadedly brilliant.

Here's the plot: Shia LaBeouf goes to college, some robots appear, two and a half hours of fighting, Megan Fox's cleavage, Egypt blows up, the end.

I'll have a full review on next week's film pages, where I'll be unpicking the postfeminist subtexts and discussing Megatron's latent homosexuality...or not.

But if you can't wait until then, rest assured if you enjoyed the original, as I did, you'll love the hell out of this.

OUT FRIDAY

Robbie Collin's MovieTime: Telstar and Transformers II

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Never mind the Transformers, I really like this film, Bu Megan Fox , er , woof woof. She worth every penny just watch this film. The film not too bad either. Ah Megan Fox, Hmmm.

By Trevor.. Posted June 16 2009 at 7:39 AM.

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