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Read our tongue-in-cheek special edition tribute for Simon's birthday
'Happy Birthday tutu me!'
TO CELEBRATE Simon Cowell's 50th birthday, we printed an exclusive joke supplement to give out at his star-studded bash last weekend.
Happy Birthday, Simon.
Read on for the full stories and pictures from this one-off Simon Cowell special edition...
IT'S THE sensational story everyone wanted (well, everyone except Ian Hyland).
Today the News of the World lays bare the X Files . . . the secret never-before-told story of shy TV and music legend Simon Cowell.
HOW he reached such dizzy heights . . . even before he discovered platform shoes.
WHAT his T-shirt and jeans combinations REALLY mean
THE TRUTH about the all powerful one's secret sherry shame.
WHY previous careers as a Santa lookalike, a red nose clown and "face puppet" never captured the public imagination.
AND what the hell was he doing in THAT tu-tu?
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES TO SIMON BELOW!
READ MORE FROM OUR HILARIOUS SPECIAL ISSUE
2 - How Simon took on the world
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