MALONE: One Mis-Kate after another

By Carole Malone, 21/09/2008

IF Kate Middleton had a shred of self-respect, if she just had the sense to see what’s staring her in the face, she would tell Prince William to go boil his head.

She would then dump him for a man who knows what he wants, who loves her enough to marry her—a man who when he meets the right woman doesn’t faff around thinking there might be something better around the corner.

But she won’t. Instead this once-dignified young woman has turned Hanging On into a career and is roller-skating her way—green sequins and all— down the rocky road to self-destruction.

And no, I’m not just talking about the spectacle she made of herself last week when, dressed in yellow hotpants and fluorescent pink leggings, she fell over and all but exposed her crotch to a stupefied nation.

I’m talking about a girl who was once loved and respected by the people of this country but who is now regarded as a bit of fool. A fool to love, maybe—but a fool nonetheless. Oh yes, and a lazy one. Where once we saw her as the perfect wife for Wills—elegant, beautiful, discreet—she’s now seen as a ligger, a woman with no direction, a woman so desperate to be a royal she’s willing to sacrifice every shred of dignity to make it happen.

For six long years Ms Middleton has been kept dangling by our not-so-gallant future king. And still, not even an engagement ring to show for it.

Call me old-fashioned but, in the 21st century, for two privileged, incredibly rich young people with no financial problems and no career impediments (in Kate’s case—no career at all), that’s one hell of a long courtship. How long before Waity Katy stops waiting and says to William, “Marry me now or lose me forever”?

Because six years after getting together, he’s still nowhere near making a decision.

Just last week he wriggled out of marriage to Kate—as well as full-time royal duties— by signing up for a three-year search-and-rescue helicopter stint. And because he says he wants to give it 100 per cent (pity he didn’t feel that way about his royal responsibilities or his girlfriend) the marriage is on hold—probably until 2010. What does William have to do before Kate gets it? Put an ad in the Times?

First he chucks her. Then they get back together, presumably because he’d made up his mind. But he hadn’t.

Now, one year on, just as speculation about an “announcement” was reaching fever pitch, he comes up with yet another get-out-of-jail- free card.

I don’t profess to know much about men, but I do know they can be the biggest swordsmen, the biggest commitment-phobes in the world— but the minute they find The One they don’t mess about. They don’t procrastinate—they commit, they marry.

And while we’ve all laid into Kate about her laziness, her lack of ambition, her faux jobs and the fact her life seems to be one long holiday, the truth is that she’s stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She can’t have a normal career because she moves within royal circles and has 24- hour security (remember what happened to Sophie Wessex when she had a proper job).

And even though she’s not married or engaged, she still has to be available when William or the royals want her to be. The Queen says she wants Kate to do charity work, but when she does it—in hotpants and green sequins—she ends up looking like a WAG.

And all the while she’s been waiting around for “Will He, Won’t He, Wills”, Kate’s reputation is being savaged and the royals are doing nothing to protect her—from the media, the public or herself.

Wills owes it to this girl to put her straight. Frankly, I don’t see why training as a helicopter pilot prevents him from getting married, but if he doesn’t want her as his wife he ought to have the guts to say so.

As for Kate, she needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror—and remember who she was.

Does she really want to marry a man who’s doing exactly what his father did—i.e. found the girl, kept her hanging on, did nothing, lost her?!

She then needs to look at Camilla. Is that the life she wants—years of waiting for a man too dopey, too weak to know what he wants?

GURKS V BERKS..

THIS government has dropped some clangers in its time but one of the most hideous and certainly the most heartless is to deny 2,000 Gurkhas—who laid their lives on the line for this country—the right to live out their final years in Britain.

More than 45,000 Gurkhas have died for Britain and more would happily have done so had it been required, because their motto is “better to die than be a coward”. Now, when all of them are old and frail, this government wants to shunt 2,000 of them back to Nepal with no money, no medical care and, worst of all, no dignity.

How dare they treat old soldiers like this? How dare they shame these proud men in a way these men never, ever shamed us?

Apparently, not even a Victoria Cross is sufficient to secure this country’s compassion or thanks— sickening when you think that every Tom Dick and Abdul who turns up here with a sob story gets benefits, free medical care and a free house.

I would vote Tory in the next election on this issue alone because it shows what a heartless, feckless, ungrateful bunch of idiots run this country—idiots who don’t have the first clue about honour, dignity or courage.

What a tragedy for these men that their twilight years have to be spent begging a country they were willing to die for, for safe harbour.

REVOLT IS REVOLTING

COMMANDER Ali Dizaei (known as Dodgy Dizaei by his colleagues) has been suspended while being investigated over his links to a crooked lawyer.

He’s already under investigation after allegations that he used his Met credit card to spend nearly £5,000 on designer clothes.

Now it’s been claimed he was advising race-row solicitor Shahrokh Mireskandari on how to undermine a prosecution being brought by his employers.

Predictably, members of the Black Police Officers Association are screaming racism, and claim Dizaei is the victim of a “sustained witch hunt” even though, as yet, they don’t actually know the facts.

They have also severed links with the Met’s senior managers, and say they won’t talk unless it’s about the re-instatement of Dizaei.

However, in the interests of justice, wouldn’t it be sensible for the BPA to wait until investigations were complete before they decided on Dizaei’s innocence or guilt?

Or does even an accusation of wrongdoing in regard to a black police officer constitute racism these days?

Met boss Sir Ian Blair was right to suspend Dizaei until investigations are over. And if he IS found guilty of anything, he should not be spared on the grounds of what the BPA might do.

Your comments

Waity Katie is lazy and a complete fool... prancing around in her underwear, exposing her crotch in short skirts, showing off, grinning from ear to ear like an idiot..... I can only imagine what she will be like if she actually becomes a royal.

She needs to get a JOB!!!

By James. Posted October 13 2008 at 12:01 AM.

Maybe Carole is right, it is a different point of view. Six years is a lot of time, and well he is too young for getting married and he knows that. About her, her character is to be the waiting Lady, but those she want this for her life? Waiting 8 more years? What would happen when they finally get married, if they already experience a married life, they might be bored of each other and routine, only true love will made 13 years nothing. Kate should try to live her life, be free and feel like a real independent woman who can up stand cause of her virtues and not for being "the prince girlfriend". He knows she is not the right one, but doesn´t want to affront it, she is afraid of even thinking about it.

By paulette Mayes. Posted October 10 2008 at 2:07 AM.

well there was i thinking we had a real lady on wills arm,but then big suprise she turns into one of our lovely english ladettes.

By helen thomas. Posted October 5 2008 at 11:40 AM.

I so agree with you Carole. Miss Middleton is not suitable for the royal family.
Any princess (or future princess) would not be dressed like a WAG. Why isn't she taking her role seriously and dressing unappropratley
The Royal Family need to step in as they are turning out like the tv series The Royal Family.
They should all give up totally and stop shaming Britian as a country or pull their socks up and represent Britian in a professional manner.

By who cares. Posted September 28 2008 at 4:13 PM.

Carole

Leave Kate alone. Do we really want another messy divorce like Charles&Diana or Fergie&Andy or others.

You'd possibly rather them get married and have children. But if that happens, and it doesn't work out who will be footing the bill? That's right the taxpayer. So leave them alone.

Marriage is an outdated institution. Maybe neither aare that bothered.

The last thing this country needs right now is another Royal divorce.

By Cliff. Posted September 28 2008 at 3:29 AM.

I don't agree with your comments regarding Noel Gallagher's intention to write a novel. He may not always have popular opinions but at least he's not afraid to voice them. I think you may getting mixed up with Liam who appears less eloquent. I was particularly amused by your comment that you hope he writes better than he speaks. Where do you think all the lyrics have come from over the past decade? He is clearly no stranger to putting pen to paper. I'm no particular fan of Oasis but I do think your comments were unfair.

By Sue. Posted September 24 2008 at 10:11 PM.

kate Middleton is beautiful, stylish and young and will make a perfect Queen. William has chosen well and there will definitely be a wedding. Pity we cant get rid of Charles and Camilla and let these 2 youngsters take the helm.

By Julie Walsh. Posted September 24 2008 at 4:39 PM.

I just about agree with everything you say!!! your great. but would love to know where you got that beautiful big ring you had on when you were on A.T show please tell me xx

By jilly vi. Posted September 24 2008 at 1:50 PM.

Kate Middleton is her OWN person... and while at times her actual intelligence comes into question (see disco pictures and other numerous crotch shots)... she has every right to make up her own mind. She is waiting and doing absolutely NOTHING on her own accord... NOT WILLIAMS!
William obviously knows what he wants to do, and marrying lazy waity Katy is not it! Just because she seems to only have a tiara and ring on the mind doesn't meant it is Williams fault!

By V. Posted September 23 2008 at 6:51 AM.

Hi Carole
do you think Ms. Middleton is a gold digger?

By Helen. Posted September 22 2008 at 11:46 PM.

Re Gurks V Berks... My husband served in the Eighth Army in Africa under "Monty" and he always spoke of how wonderful and courageous these men were. I have been lucky enough to go to the Reunions held at the Festival Hall in London where the Gurkhas received huge applause when they marched into the hall. If my husband was alive, I know that he would be appalled at the way this government are treating them.

By Joan Ward. Posted September 22 2008 at 11:47 AM.

Dodgy Dizaei at it again. I think he is using the racism card again so that he can get away with his dodgy dealings!!! Beware of the long arm of the law Mr Dizaei!!!

By Peter. Posted September 22 2008 at 8:52 AM.

Six years these days is nothing. My sister and her husband were together for 12years before they got married and it wasn't because he was afraid to commit, it was her! She wanted to be sure. Not everyone wants to get married and just because they are royal, doesn't make them any less human. No one knows what truely goes on in a relationship expect the two people in it and your judgements are way harsh. Kate cannot win, no matter what she does so she should do what makes her happy. All this fuss over King's and Queen's and it's not like they run the country anymore - they're more for show and nostalga than anything else.

By Paddy. Posted September 22 2008 at 10:02 AM.

PLEASE choose a REGAL young lady for our future queen William. KM is TOTALLY unsuitable.

By carol a lighterness. Posted September 21 2008 at 10:34 PM.

Kate Middleton? No Queen potential there! She needs to figure that out and MOVE ON!

By Debra. Posted September 21 2008 at 10:00 PM.

Sorry Carole, I am normally a great fan of yours but you have really shocked me. Why on earth is there such a rush for Wills and Kate to marry? They are so young and still enjoying their youth. They obviously are commited to each other as holded out a relationship for so long. If you love somebody, there is no time limit on when you should marry. Carry on being young - enjoy it while you can, you have the rest of your lives to worry about marraige!

By Hilda . Posted September 21 2008 at 5:28 PM.

Carole, the perks of a lifetime doing nothing but taking, result in products as attractive and able as Princes' Charles, Andrew, Edward and Anne.

Self pitying, resentful, lazy, what a bunch to want to join. The latest addition Camilla has already got a taste of the new lazy life and the clown who will be the next King wants us to adore her ---- by stealthilly getting her into prime position by the back door. Nothing changes.

If Kate really wants to join them she is welcome but she cannot protest later because the warning
signs are already there, she has been warned.

The Royal family have perfected the art of taking, not giving, especially love for others,
remember that and get out.

By Ken.H. Posted September 21 2008 at 4:10 PM.

I find myself shocked by your comments. Why do people think there should be time limits on when you should or shouldn't get engaged and/or married. This surely contributes to why there are so many divorces these days brought on by people feeling pressurised into getting married! The fact that Kate and Wills are still together proves their commitment to each other and people should allow them to make their own decision as to when the time is right.

By Issy. Posted September 21 2008 at 2:05 PM.

Ali Dizai is arrogance personified. I wouldn't trust him if my life depended upon it. Who do the so-called Black Police Association think they are? The Met should not under any circumstances allow this Association or anyone connected to it, dictate to them. Their members are as accountable for their actions as anyone else. I hope Dizai gets what he deserves.

By Sylvia Sim. Posted September 21 2008 at 1:16 PM.

carole why are you so desperate for them to get married ? maybe they just like to be boyfriend and girlfriend. and when you think of all the other senior royals, it will probably end in divoce anyway !

By spencer read. Posted September 21 2008 at 12:39 PM.

Kate, it will never happen. Move on.

By Sylvia Sim. Posted September 21 2008 at 12:16 PM.

i read your story on the gurkhas how can any british goverment let alone the shower we are stuck with now allow ileagal imigrants to have more rights than the men of the gurkhas regiment who have lay down their lives to keep the fat cats fatter and safe in this rubish tip called england ps last week noel edmonds hit it on the head if you are filling a bath when it gets to the top you turn off the taps or it overflows well this country is like a bath that is overflowing come on gordon pull the plug if i win the lottery i will p off from this hole as fast as i can get on a plane jimmy roy

By jimmy roy. Posted September 21 2008 at 10:15 AM.

Wills shouldn't be pressurised into proposing if he isn't ready to settle down, after all 27year old is still young these days. Kate should find a meaningful job instead of being at Wills' beck and call, then he would probably looks at her with more respect.

By marianne. Posted September 21 2008 at 9:37 AM.

like father like son.

By april. Posted September 21 2008 at 7:00 AM.

he is too scared to dump her because of the kiss and tell she would sell. she has the power.

By geekygirk. Posted September 21 2008 at 6:04 AM.

"She can’t have a normal career because she moves within royal circles and has 24- hour security" Come on! Kate doesn't have 24 hr security. Stop making excuses for her Carole. Will is right to run and self respecting man would.

By Fgirl. Posted September 21 2008 at 2:58 AM.

Carole-your comments on Kate Middleton-absolutely spot on-

By Dozzell. Posted September 21 2008 at 4:10 AM.

I don't blame Wills at all. Would you want to marry Kate Middleton? Seriously now....

By WTH. Posted September 21 2008 at 2:41 AM.

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