Macca meets Mucca in 67 second meeting

Overjoyed Macca tried keeping Mucca OUT of his life..
by handing over daughter Bea in just 67 seconds

By James Desborough & Rav Singh

JUBILANT divorcee Paul McCartney is determined never again to waste a moment more than he has to on greedy ex Heather Mills.

And he made a great start on Friday—coolly spending just 67 SECONDS on the first tense parental handover of daughter Beatrice since his court victory.

And only 25 SECONDS of that was spent actually face to face with ex porn star Mucca outside her home in Robertsbridge, East Sussex.

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The Beatles legend is so sick of the sight of her that all future meetings will be confined to those brief swapover moments with four-year-old Bea.

Macca confided to senior aides: "I'm delighted I only have to see her twice a week for two minutes at most...for the rest of my life."

After helping Bea from his car on Friday afternoon Paul thrust an Easter egg into her hands then zoomed off.

A close aide told us: "Paul refused to talk to Heather so they won't end up rowing in front of Bea. He just said his goodbyes then sped away."

And as Macca, 65. continued celebrating the end of his two-year —divorce hell he joyfully declared to pals: "There'll be no more nagging, no more chaos, no more Heather...bliss. I have peace at last."

But bitter Heather has other plans. After having her £125million claim shredded down to £24million she has vowed VENGEANCE on Paul, his lawyers AND the High Court judge who branded her a scheming liar.

Outburst

Furious Mills has already vented her anger on Mr Justice Bennett, over his damning 58-page divorce dossier painting her as a greedy fantasist.

She told a pal: "He's a Beatles fan. His ruling was so one-sided. It just shows that when you're a Beatle you're untouchable. The ruling shows an element of Beatle worship. The judge is just another person who idolises Paul McCartney."

Heather's incredible outburst came before she jetted with daughter Bea to America yesterday, in a bid to build herself a media career.

That will give her the platform she craves in her revenge campaign. She's threatening to:

LEAK tapes of Macca crying over dead wife Linda in a sick effort to smear him as a drug and booze addict,

LAUNCH another attack on Fiona Shackleton, the lawyer she soaked in court,

DETAIL every McCartney asset to prove he owns vastly more than the £400million accepted by the judge, and

PEDDLE her version of the doomed marriage across the Atlantic.

A close friend told us: "Heather's shed tears of anger and frustration every day since Judge Bennett's attack on her. And she insisted she was PLEASED she threw water over Paul's lawyer Fiona Shackleton before leaving court—her only regret was not beating her to a pulp!"

For the first time we can reveal the exact words Mucca spat at Shackleton as she delivered her soaking. Aides looked on astonished while 40-year-old Heather raged:

"You're a bitch! You're a traitor to your sex! How could you do this to another woman?"

Our source added: "Heather was lucky to avoid being held in contempt of court.

"She's full of hate and vitriol and feels nothing but spite towards everyone on the other side.

"She vowed, ‘They're all going to regret what they did to me. I have tapes of Paul crying, and they prove what a drug addict and alcoholic he was. I WILL make them public.'"

Mucca is convinced she deserves MORE of Macca's Beatles fortune.

She believes his lawyers downplayed assets to present his total worth as £400million, half of previous estimates. And she's convinced she can prove it.

Heather told our source: "I know I'm a target now and I'm in danger but I don't care.

"I'll go after Paul again if I have to. I should have had more money and it's because Paul hid it from the court that I got so little.

"I'll be going to America where people are prepared to hear what I have to say. Paul will be sorry then."

Meanwhile all is calm, peace and light at Macca's Peasmarsh estate in East Sussex. Inside sources say the superstar rocker's grumpy and anxious moods of the past two years have been replaced by a more relaxed upbeat attitude to life due to his success in the most explosive celevbrity divorce ever.

And tellingly gobby Heather's vicious threats don't appear to faze Paul.

Contempt

He's convinced they will lead her into breaching their High Court gagging clause which forbids discussing their family life—and land her in PRISON. A senior aide said: "Paul's so relieved to see the back of Heather, he's had a huge weight lifted off his shoulders.

"He's had a few digs at her but is just delighted he doesn't have to deal with her craziness week in, week out. If it weren't for Bea he would never want to see her in the flesh again."

"He just wants to go back to a peaceful life. But Heather can't resist shouting about her business all the time and is desperate to be liked. Paul now accepts she's a fame-hungry liar, and her own worst enemy.

"He's taking comfort in the judge's ruling that she can rant and rave as much as she likes, but will end up in jail for contempt of court."

Meanwhile close friends of Heather claim she "is licking her wounds" after Monday's public mauling in court.

Pals including Viva charity boss Juliet Gellatey, composer Phillip Goodhand-Tait and her artificial limb expert Bob Watts closed ranks to support her after she lost an appeal against the legal gagging order and blasted: "I am not criminal, but people have questioned everything about me. All I did was dare to marry a Beatle and split up with him."

One pal told us: "Heather reckons it's outrageous she cannot talk about their family life.

"We all feel she SHOULD be allowed to say what she wants. She's stunned that the judge issued this public judgement of her and then BANNED her from discussing any more details,

"She saw the judge's ruling like an attempt to assassinate her.

"She's deeply hurt that he called into question her attitude to the the two things she cares about most, her daughter and charity work.

"To attack her charity crusades is to try and destroy the woman.

"It's typical of Heather that she's now actually annoyed she didn't launch MORE attacks on Paul in public before the divorce hearing.

"We think she's bitten her tongue more than she wanted to.

"Now things are different. But she's wary that if she breaks the gagging clause, the law will come down hard on her.

Disaster

"If she did end up in prison then Paul could push for custody of Bea, and that would be disaster."

Fiery Mills is currently in discussions with Oprah Winfrey for an hour-long special, and in the process of hiring an A list agent.

She's planning a self-help book for women, a vegan cooking show and, ironically, a campaign with major movie stars to lobby for more privacy from the media! Her pal added: "The States have a different attitude to Heather.

"They let her work on a project and don't want to annihilate her character.

"She'll bounce back because that's Heather through and through. She's not taking any of this lying down.

"She believes there's been an injustice and she'll do what it takes to get her own back."