Ronaldo will laugh all the way to the bonk

£140k would buy hooker loving Ronaldo 900 vice girls every week

By James Weatherup

MEGABUCKS footballer Cristiano Ronaldo can afford even MORE orgies with hookers—after being offered the most amazing pay deal in British soccer history.

The Portuguese striker has agreed to stay at Manchester United for the next six years for a staggering £44 million - £140,000 a week.

That is enough for him to buy 900 vice girls each week.

Or it would pay for almost 50 sessions a week with the five young hookers he and two team-mates hired one day last year—although there'd be little time left for football.

Ronaldo, 22, was offered the staggering £7.3million-a-year salary after scoring an 27 goals in 28 matches so far this term.

He is on course to bust George Best's record of 33 goals in a season.

An insider revealed how manager Sir Alex Ferguson would have broken the bank to keep his star—and prevent him from going to another club like Real Madrid.

The source said: "Alex knows he has got the special one in Ronnie, and is not going to let him go whatever the circumstances.

Talent

"He and the fans believe that Ronnie is worth every penny—and no one begrudges it.

"The Man U faithful are totally in love with Ronnie, and he can do no wrong as far as they are concerned, no matter how may hookers he hires himself.

"And they don't care what he gets paid, just as long as he keeps turning it on every week.

"Even the other players appreciate what an incredible talent he is. Yes, they'd all like to earn more money but it's people like Ronaldo who put bums on seats."

Ronaldo still has some way to go before he catches up with the world's highest-paid player—Britain's own David Beckham.

The LA Galaxy star, who was last week dropped from the England squad, is on half-a-million pounds a week. But Cristiano's deal has smashed the wage structure at Old Trafford.

It is way above the £100,000-a-week that fellow teammate and star Wayne Rooney gets.

And it dwarfs the pay of Chelsea stars like England skipper John Terry—who is on £130,000—mid-fielder Michael Ballack's £121,000, and Andriy Shevchenko's £121,000.

Liverpool ace Stephen Gerrard gets £115,000-a-week while Newcastle United's Michael Owen earns £90,000.

Sexy

Ronaldo certainly loves enjoying his money—and playing the field. His smouldering good looks and amazingly toned physique make it even more easy for him.

He was once the boyfriend of gorgeous Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson, and has been linked to a string of beauties.

Last year he dated sexy Portuguese TV star and singer Luciana Abreu, 22. His mum Dolores Aveiro even said: "I'd love to have her as my daughter-in-law."

And in January this year he was linked with stunning TV star Carolina Patrocinio, 20, who presents a Disney-style kids show in Spain.

The pair are said to have met at an awards dinner in Madrid and to have spent New Year together.

But recently the News of the World caught Ronaldo romping with £250-a-night escort girls from a lap-dancing club in Rome.

And his orgies at his £2 million Cheshire home are the talk of the country.Just four months ago we revealed he paid £3,000 for FIVE escort girls to visit his pad and romp with him and his Man Utd teammates Nani, 20, and Anderson, 19. But escorts Tyese Cunningham and Gemma Storey said the famous players needed kicking into touch.

Fed-up Tyese said: "They made me feel cheap. I've slept with about 200 clients and I've never been treated with such little respect.

They didn't care about our feelings. They didn't even talk. They just moved our bodies into the right positions."

A pal said last night that Ronaldo was just "having fun". The source said: "He doesn't like to be tied down. He has been single so there isn't any harm in him having dates with lots of pretty girls.

"At the moment he is just having fun and waiting for the right girl to come along.

"He gets a lot of offers—and his English has improved a lot in the past year, which helps when he is talking to girls." Fast-living Cristiano has also got a passion for top-of-the-range cars.

His prized possession is a £149,000 Bentley Convertible. He can now afford to buy 52 of these in a year. Ronaldo also has a new £60,000 Audi R8 that he uses as his "runabout".

But he does not forget his family either. Only last week he forked out £25,000 on a Mercedes for his mum Dolores, who lives on the Portguese island of Madeira.

His father Dinis Aveiro died in 2005 aged 52, from kidney problems linked to alcoholism.

Shack

Dolores said: "Cristiano was very close to his dad.

"Time and again, Cristiano offered to pay to get him treatment but Dinis kept on drinking.

"Cristiano has seen what booze can do and won't touch the stuff."

Meanwhile our source said: "Ronnie always remembers his family and he looks after his mum— keeping in touch regularly.

"He may be a superstar on the pitch but he keeps his feet on the ground when he goes home. His mum treated him normally, as you would expect, and he keeps in touch with his old pals on Madeira—that's the kind of guy he is." Ronaldo's huge wealth and popularity are an amazing turnaround for the star.

While he was growing up his dad was a humble gardener and mum a simple cook. They lived in a tumble-down shack, which now stands empty, in the middle of a working-class district in Funchal.

And they named their son after Dinis's favourite actor, former US president Ronald Reagan.

Little Ronaldo went to the local church school and could always be seen kicking a ball around in the streets.

Cristiano and his dad were inseparable before the budding football star left home for the mainland at the age of 11—to pursue his dream of becoming a professional with Sporting Lisbon.

He quickly rose to fame as a footballer only to became one of the most HATED players in England— after he helped get Wayne Rooney sent off during the 2006 World Cup.

Ronaldo then appeared to rub salt in the wound by apparently winking to Portuguese team-mates on the bench. Afterwards he was terrified that furious England fans would try and get their own back .

Worship

When he came back to Manchester he wanted armed guards at his luxury pad to protect him.

Brit fans booed him whenever he appeared for The Reds—but he soon worked his magic for the team.

Our Man U source said: "Ronaldo is like the cat that has got the cream. He has gone from a figure of hate to a figure of worship.

He has got the same sort of fans as George Best had—they come to see his magic and he rarely disappoints, even after a night on the town."